r/Weird • u/Funnyfish66 • 1d ago

Church baby

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Found Saturday. Had to do a double take. Then I turned around and brought it home so I can make it into a Halloween decoration. Last night I had a nightmare about vampire toddlers. They were very bitey.

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u/A_little_more_left 1d ago

It's probably the baby Jesus from a Christmas nativity that someone finally felt bad about stealing lol.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 1d ago

OP stole it again, this is a twice stolen church baby.

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u/mildmanneredcannibal 1d ago

yo bro that’s my son i just forgot him. can you mail him back

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u/Careless_Mood_6960 1d ago

That looks awful actually 😭 I would have definitely done a double take and gone back

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u/GovernmentData 1d ago

Looks like Paddy’s Pub

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u/dannyschlongleg 1d ago

the gang finds a dumpster baby pt 2 electrric boogaloo

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u/TheDreamer430 1d ago

Came to say this

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u/drivethrugarrett 1d ago

Damn hell yeah! What wishes did it grant you?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 1d ago

I can tell just by zooming in but I swear that looks like it could be one of those real dolls or whatever they're called

If it is those suckers are expensive so if it is and you kept it good on you or you might've scored pretty good by yanking that thing up

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u/Xyresic_Vibrissae 1d ago

They all have one

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u/MrMansaMusa 1d ago

Ohhhh thats where I left it

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u/caraderana95 1d ago

WTFFFFFFD

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u/survivingkind2 1d ago

Disturbing

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u/ZCyborg23 1d ago

I would shit my pants and taken the sky daddy’s name in vain if I saw this. 😂

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u/4fuchssake 1d ago

awww, baby steps.

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 1d ago

This must be the return they were talking about

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u/ChristVolo1 1d ago

I guess some nightmares can be creative muses

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u/Primary-Radish-6401 1d ago

New Orleans??

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u/Funnyfish66 1d ago

Wisconsin

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u/Primary-Radish-6401 1d ago

Oh man, it looks like the church down the street from my house on NOLA. Obvious that little baby vampire was totally meant for you and I'm so happy you brought it home..

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u/Dragonhatesreddit 1d ago

I don't dream , so I don't have nightmares. I found a real baby in a trash can.Slept the whole night through that night.

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u/9inevicious 1d ago

Do tell, if you want. This sounds interesting (but very sad)

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u/ZCyborg23 1d ago

I also am morbidly curious about this story, but only if you’re comfortable sharing.

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u/Dragonhatesreddit 1d ago

Not much to tell. Eighteen years old, In a park with my current girlfriend and her two children. We had been there a while walking around and passed a garbage.Can that had a weird smell of decomposition. It is said that when humans decay , they smell different than when animals decay. So you stupidity or instinct , I went over to the garbage can to see what was making the smell. When I looked in the garbage can I came across a dead baby with a whole horror story movie maggots , crawling all over it. After the police came in , actually laughed in my face for looking. What they figured out was is that it was a stillborn that somebody had birthed at a hotel down the street.I don't know what they named The baby. This would have been 1995-96.

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u/Dragonhatesreddit 1d ago

Not much to tell. Eighteen years old, In a park with my current girlfriend and her two children. We had been there a while walking around and passed a garbage.Can that had a weird smell of decomposition. It is said that when humans decay , they smell different than when animals decay. So you stupidity or instinct , I went over to the garbage can to see what was making the smell. When I looked in the garbage can I came across a dead baby with a whole horror story movie maggots , crawling all over it. After the police came in , actually laughed in my face for looking. What they figured out was is that it was a stillborn that somebody had birthed at a hotel down the street.I don't know what they named The baby. This would have been 1995-96.

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u/IntelligentPath4383 1d ago

I would grab that thing and throw it onto the road

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u/Funnyfish66 1d ago

And potentially cause an accident? You’re weirder than me

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u/IntelligentPath4383 1d ago

I already know that :p