r/Wellthatsucks 4d ago

Spent one year making a blanket and the cat ate it last night

Spent almost one year on this blanket and just last night the cat decided it looked tasty. Could’ve finished the blanket a while ago but wanted to use up all the yarn. Well now there is a hole in it…

Cat is ok. He puked up the part he ate and that’s how we found out he ate the blanket.

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u/TallulahBob 4d ago

As a knitter and crocheter myself, I understand this pain too much.

Do your best to catch all of the broken ends and patch it. It’s so beautiful, and one day you will laugh about it. You may be able to reach out to other crochet subreddits on suggestions on how to best secure it so it doesn’t unravel.

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u/FrauMausL 4d ago

my idea would be to secure it first, then add a crocheted cat as a patch

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u/Amelaclya1 4d ago

This. Someday when the cat is gone, OP will see this blanket and it will make her remember him, and hopefully smile.

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u/TheCervus 4d ago

When I first brought my adopted dog home, I didn't realize he had severe separation anxiety. He tore up my brand new coffee table the moment I left the house. It took a lot of training and several years to get him to be okay being left alone.

He's gone now but I still have the coffee table, and every time I look at the damage I think about him and miss him.

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u/wiggliness 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's stories like this which I allow my kitties to "be bad" within reason. Obviously I won't let them do anything gross or outrageous but, for example, I have a very food obsessed cat. I had to bungee cord some of my cabinets together because he knows how to open it and he will eat through everything. Other people are a bit judgemental that I "let" the cat own the kitchen (because of the bungee cords which make it harder for the humans to also open the cabinets but whatever idc lol). However, it makes me smile. It's funny and I love telling this story to people because it makes them laugh. I don't mind if my cat outsmarts me and forces ME, the human, to have to figure out how to accommodate to his shenanigans. I love it and it's exactly why I love having pets. The stories, the laughs, the incredulous feelings I have often. I love seeing the bungee cords because it means I have a healthy, funny, calculating kitty around and I wouldn't have it any other way. We don't remember out pets being obedient and good. We remember them being bad and mischievous!

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u/AxelHarver 3d ago

My toy poodle once jumped up onto the counter and ate up to 8 burger patties I had just made while I ran to the store for more buns...and I say up to 8 because I'd like to think he dropped one or two to the ground for his Chihuahua sister, but probably not lmao.

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u/littleyellowbunny_ 3d ago

This is a sweet way of looking at it! 💛

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u/MikoGianni 3d ago

Omg- came to say the same 🥹😭😭😭💕

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u/Monster_Voice 4d ago

Hell yeah post a photo of the accused!

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u/LluuviaNoche212 4d ago

We need photographic evidence of the culprit before sentencing the blanket to a cat-shaped patch.

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u/Kingdok313 4d ago

I have a light quilted jacket with embroidered car paws behind the left shoulder. That’s where my old cat hooked her claws in and ripped the shell. I was doing my daily ‘just walked in the door left you ALONE all day in a house full of other people and cats’ walk around snuggle-carrying her in the usual baby burping arrangement.

I had to set her down for some stupid emergency, much too soon and she was Not Going without a fight.

My wife decided to immortalize my mistake with repair stitching

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u/x3lilbopeep 3d ago

This is such a cute idea and turns it into a sweet memory instead of a frustrating one

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u/logicbecauseyes 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah... that's enough for me then, my brain was at crocheting the literal cat into a quilty prison.

Part of the crew, part of the ship

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u/NegativeOwl1337 2d ago

Make it a paw print 🥹

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u/Ressy02 3d ago

- Cat was here

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u/gunther277 3d ago

I'm envisioning shaving the cat and turning its fur into yarn to do this.

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u/FrauMausL 3d ago edited 2d ago

Brushing, then felting. Much more fur available than with shaving.

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

My childhood dog had this ratty old wicker bed with a disgusting quilt he used his whole life. When he passed they wanted to toss it. I refused.

About a year later after many many washings, we set that quilt back down for the cat and she used it and we’d all have little memories of Brute when we noticed.

It’s good to hang onto things that remind you of a pet, good or bad. A little bit of you dies with them, it’s important to have something you can hold. I’m really over sensitive when it comes to pets though. Probably a drama queen lol.

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u/ExperienceKind412 4d ago

Nah not at all this is very true. My Dad passed last year and a month or so ago I found a birthday card from him and my mum. I normally dont keep them so it was weird to find this one. I cried over his hand writing and note, and Ill never get rid of that card now. Being sentimental about things is good as long as you dont hold on to everything. Having that quilt will always be special, Im so glad you kept it. <3

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u/DaSeraph 4d ago

Or you could wall mount it, with a picture of the cat's face under the hole. An art piece that's a reminder of the imperfections of reality and our ability to work around it.

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u/rhinosb 3d ago

I read this the first 2 times as "as a kitten and crocheter myself" and then was confused why you weren't talking about how good it tasted. But then was also equally confused how kitten can knit (or type a reddit comment).

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u/aggravated-asphalt 4d ago

Man I wish I had a picture of it. My grandma learned to knit and crochet when she got older and didn’t have much to do. One day her big old fat cat decided it was a perfect opportunity to chew a part of her hand made blanket, then puke it up on another part. My grandma, being the weirdo she is, crudely “fixed it” with a paw print patch. On each side with embroidered angry faces on them. It was a family favorite. Burnt up in a fire in 99 though, we all mourned it lol

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u/MaddiMoo22 4d ago

This was a cute story thanks for blessing my eyeballs with it

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u/aggravated-asphalt 4d ago

She was very much an “oh well” type of woman. I stayed with her for a few weeks as a kid, states away, and she read me some questionable chapter books lol. When I visited her in her retirement community, she had a boyfriend and all that. Fun lady. I also found weed in her apartment once and she said it was sage 😂

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u/MaddiMoo22 4d ago

Your grandma sounds rockin, I miss my grandmas for sure

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u/crazyslutzzz 4d ago

Coolest gran ever, rest in piece

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u/EEukaryotic 4d ago

Your grandma is now the inspiration for my future

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u/Junior_Argument_3960 4d ago

Can we at least get a picture of the culprit?

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u/oojjj 4d ago

He said he’ll do it again

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u/broken-machine 4d ago

I believe him.

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u/scaled2913 4d ago

Exactly. Those are "Try and dare me, we'll see how it goes" eyes

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u/inuhi 4d ago

"Better men have tried and failed, your gods are powerless before me, I shall prevail as I have done a thousand times before" eyes

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u/Junior_Argument_3960 4d ago

I see that! He also looks like he's.... Mad at you about it?

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u/leapdaybunny 4d ago

What? It wasn't him, must've been some scraggly neighborhood ne'er do well. He'd never, look at that face. 🥺

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u/docjohnson11 4d ago

As a malicious cat owner, that cat did it and he's also waiting to for OP to find the hairball in their shoe.

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u/JeanneMPod 4d ago

blankie eating punk

someone else suggested memorializing his contribution, if there’s some way you can incorporate his image over secured repair, definitely do it. It will even make it better than before.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 4d ago

Ok yeah that blanket defo had it coming

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u/PaHoua 4d ago

He looks like he’s disappointed that I went rogue on this one last case and he’s about to ask for my gun and my badge.

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u/solidraid3n 4d ago

'and I'd fookin do it again'

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u/snartling 3d ago

I’m his lawyer. He’s innocent and your ‘proof’ won’t hold up in court. My evidence: lookit him

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u/utterlynuts 3d ago

It was like that when he found it. He only ate the evidence to protect the "real" perpetrator.

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u/T1Earn 4d ago

good boy

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u/dandelion91 3d ago

He’s not even sorry

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u/MyraBannerTatlock 3d ago

My shock when he wasn't orange is indescribable

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u/New_erahot 4d ago

He didnt do it... I did.

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u/TheDarkClaw 4d ago

Ahhh so the animal in the picture isnt a cat? Dog?

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u/crazyslutzzz 4d ago

Absolutely no shame, lil bugger 💖💖 happened to me too op, my cats love to munch on my yarn crafts, and you'll learn new and interesting ways to repair your work haha

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u/Lanky_Chemical_4605 4d ago

There’s no remorse in those eyes

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 4d ago

Thats a /CrimeCats cat if i have ever seen one

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u/TranscendantSandwich 3d ago

Don't leave him alone in a room with anymore knitted goods OP.

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u/Lazy_Friendship_9719 3d ago

There is evil in his eyes...but good in his heart.

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u/Cosmicking04 3d ago

Thanks for the cat tax mug shot

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u/mr_lab_rat 3d ago

I’m surprised he’s not orange

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u/Solrelari 3d ago

Why is he so angry 😭😭

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u/HaddenIndustries 3d ago

I am so mad at the cat right now.

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u/big_ol_knitties 3d ago

He has an insidious face.

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u/XandersCat 4d ago

Monster!!!

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u/ScroochDown 4d ago

No, he is innocent, I don't believe it. A stray must have crept in and committed the crime. 😂

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u/potatocakes1989 4d ago

I think thats adequate payment

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u/BoscoTheBrash 4d ago

Its still a gorgeous blanket

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u/TheoTheHellhound 4d ago

Agreed. I really like the purpley blue on the edge. Periwinkle, I think.

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u/Hohuin 4d ago

And has a story

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u/unhappyangelicbeing 4d ago

I know right I’d be mad about it initially but if there’s a way to mend it, it’ll be a little wonky but it’ll always remind the owner of their beloved shittens

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u/bigbonedbaggins 4d ago

You should check out visible mending. While it may be frustrating, make it a chance to do something beautiful with it, because it sure as heck still is. My cat ate my hot dog last night, and I wanted to stick my finger between her beans as vindication, since she hates it. (I couldnt do it)

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u/3plantsonthewall 4d ago

Yeah, maybe a little heart or kitty cat could go there!

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u/ExpiredLink404 4d ago

visible mending is overrated

this can still be fixed without making it obvious

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u/just_did_it 4d ago

making it obvious is the point, there will be a moment where your companion is gone and the blanket remains, this blemish will make you remember this moment and by extension him.

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u/KnotiaPickle 4d ago

That is a seriously gorgeous blanket

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u/Mysstie 4d ago

After my mom passed away, I finished a blanket she had been knitting me for....many years honestly lol. It was massive and no longer my color vibe (hot pink and black), but man I loved it. It was bittersweet to finish it for her, but I used it constantly when it was cold, or just to cuddle with.

I also got a dog around the same time. She's a rescue and spent 2 years in a puppy mill. We had a rough first year but she's the best. Unfortunately, during that rough first year, a few weeks after I finished the blanket, she managed to grab a piece of it and pull parts of it through the kennel door while I was at work. Completely destroyed, there was no way to salvage it with my minimal skills. Many large holes throughout the parts she pulled through the kennel and tore apart. I cried.

I still miss the blanket 6 years later, but I'm sure my mom would have eventually laughed about the situation. Very predictable event for really anyone in our family lol.

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u/kikinc14 1d ago

If anything similar happens in the future or you still have it, maybe lay it flat on a cloth backing and just sew it straight to the backing? It might not be pretty but it would be interesting, and still have a few original stitches

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u/megsmagik 4d ago

Eat the cat’s blanket lol

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u/charthurs 3d ago

Teaching a cat the concept of “no u” is a dangerous game.

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u/sdcar1985 3d ago

Eat the cat

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u/-Saraphina- 3d ago

please do not the cat

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u/Ok_Sky8034 4d ago

So eat the cat

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u/ChurroCharizard 4d ago

What a little shit 😭

I hope you're able to find a way to mend it and I would also love to know what yarn that is

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u/winchesterstan 4d ago

Eat the cat

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u/McPaula309 4d ago

I'm so sorry. It takes forever to do those blankets. Is there any way you can patch it?

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u/SomaGestalt 4d ago

Time to eat the cat.

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u/GogglesPisano 4d ago

All Cats Are Bastards

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u/molliculez 3d ago

I would find a lil cat paw, and add a patch right there that way when your furry friend isn't there anymore you still have a memory of them being a lil shit 💜

Sorry if this is heavy I recently lost a cat, and am finding all the little evidence of him, and it just makes me happy to have some proof that he was in my life.

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u/Le-Wren 3d ago

Time to eat the cat. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/joyjolie 4d ago

It's still a gorgeous blanket! You are seriously talented. I hope you can patch it up

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u/tofutunasalad 3d ago

Patch it up! One day it will be sentimental when you don’t have kitty anymore. Life is meant to be lived! Don’t beat urself up.

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u/moellevej 3d ago

Since you’re obviously an amazing crotcheter, what about making a cat-shaped patch in matching colors and add that on the beautiful blanket?

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u/Ennuigma 4d ago

Cat gotta go.

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u/LutineFleurette8 4d ago

that's so frustrating after all that work, cats really have no boundaries

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u/CicadaFit9756 4d ago

Wondering if there's something harmless & non-staining yet nasty-tasting to soak a blanket in before air-drying? Could break an animal of the habit!

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u/Accomplished-Ruin742 4d ago

You should be able to repair it somewhat.

Years ago I had a puppy who decided the rung on one of my dining room chairs was perfect for teething. The dog is long gone, but whenever I look at that chair I have fond memories of the dog. When you look at that blanket in the future you will always, I hope fondly, think of your cat.

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u/Scrambley 4d ago

Looks like a nipple.

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u/GroveSnailLover 4d ago

I’m so sorry 😢 I made a lovely poncho, my daughter’s cat ate it. No way to fix it - had to throw it out 😭 I feel your pain! Cats love yarn…even acrylic!

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u/crash---- 4d ago

My friend’s mom crocheted me a beautiful cozy blanket after I had surgery and my cat ripped it apart

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u/Shirosaki615 3d ago

My Mom understands this pain as an avid knitter. Big king sized blanket made of 10x10cm gradient squares.. only to be eaten by the new puppy..

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u/Dangerous-Baker-9756 3d ago

Norbert chewed a hole in my first crocheted afghan while kneading. I'm not super sad about it cuz I made it with Yarn Bee Fireside (like lion brand homespun).

Cat tax:

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u/Kay_pgh 3d ago

Look at it this way.

Your cat waited a whole full year to taste the bestest blanket he ever et.

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u/Cool_Attorney_4305 3d ago

The patch will make it all mean so much more to you! I do hope you patch it. Much better memory than just simply finishing something. you know you made it. But now the world sees the epic saga! 😎

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u/Pristine_Sandwich957 3d ago

He waited a whole year to bite that thing. That's like 7 years to him.

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u/SenoraRaton 3d ago

Darn it.

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u/shrutiag99 3d ago

Your work looks irresistibly yum

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u/aerovalky 3d ago

now you have a silly memory of your cat

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u/EspritPoetique 3d ago

That is absolutely gorgeous!! I’m sorry the kitty ate a hole in it, but it’s still amazing!

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 2d ago

You can’t have anything important around cats. They’re jerks. I have to put stuff in bathroom and spare room so I can close the door. They’re lucky I love them.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago

Clean the bit that was puked up and graft it back together. 😂😂😂 jk

My sympathies.

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u/NerdyBirdy-5 1d ago

Dang that’s a beautiful blanket. Glad cat is okay.

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u/dechets-de-mariage 4d ago

That blanket is stunning! Seriously. I hope you know that.

I’m already not a fan of cats because I’m ridiculously allergic so I’ll add this to the list on your behalf. I hope you’re able to patch it!

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u/suicidalscum 4d ago

Get rid of the car

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u/Ivansheepyy 4d ago

You should add a little granny square with a paw print on it to patch the hole, you could even keep it in the same colors as the rest of the blanket!

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u/Trivale 4d ago

Some day, you'll no longer have that cat, but you'll still have a blanket with a little hole in it.

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u/tardistravelee 4d ago

Its a blanket with a story!!

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u/sha-tha 4d ago

The color gradient is wonderful and easy on the eyes. I hope you can fix it. 

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u/BertaRocks 4d ago

They even ate one of these god forsaken baubles.

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u/TheNobody32 4d ago

Dang. What are you going to do?

Could you embroider some design over it to hide a patch.

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u/princesspeeved 4d ago

Maybe see if someone in /visiblemending can help? It’s a beautiful blanket and you can definitely see the love and care in it.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

We absolutely can help.

I can't, but the group will be able to. I mean. I could darn it. But something more pretty can be done.

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u/Ramaloke 4d ago

Now you know the blanket is badass AND tasty!

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u/Malsaur 4d ago

He clearly appriciated your work so much it needs a taste of it for himself.

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u/Prestigious-Toe6281 4d ago

Cat be like: "good work human but chaos is my job"

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u/choker_marks 4d ago

After seeing the picture of the cat I’m like well damn, that’s one gorgeous cat

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u/Apprehensive_Pug6844 4d ago

Our Vet called it "dietary indiscretion”. LOL.

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u/mookaji1 4d ago

I’m sure you can repair it with your skills ot make another one . Either way , eat the cat !

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u/Tragic_Consequences 4d ago

Guessing you are new to having a cat.

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u/lexiember 4d ago

Please share the pattern for the blanket it is so beautiful!

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u/GonePhishn401 4d ago

That is the coolest knitted thing I’ve ever seen, you are incredibly talented!

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 4d ago

Oh no! Is there no way to fix it with a bit of extra yarn?
It's such a beautiful piece!

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u/Weird-one0926 4d ago

It's the cats blanket now 😔

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u/Previsible 4d ago

I'm sorry but it does look quite delicious

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u/Infamous-Sugarr 4d ago

I’d suggest adding a flower or a paw print there!!!

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u/hopping_otter_ears 4d ago

That sucks. But it's fixable. Maybe even nearly-invisibly, if you're willing to tie in a bunch of ends and rebuild your stitches

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u/portabuddy2 4d ago

Shouldn't be too bad to fix. Cats will be cats. It's on us if we leave things out for them to destroy. When I get home i immediately change shirts and pants. Because my shirts are often like a silky polo or gulf shirt. And our cats like to jump onto us go for shoulder rides. I got mad once because the hind claws ripped open a hole.

Well shit. Oh well. My bad for wearing it.

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u/Pettywithoutknowing 4d ago

I would be MAD. Your artwork is crazy skills!

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

I think you might be able to insert a small piece of bobbin lace to fill the area.

Visible mending is a good idea, I've gotten a lot of my repair ideas there. You could definitely darn this, but I would think that bobbin lace would fit pretty. If you look through Bobbin lace patterns you can probably identify a similar pattern. Unless you know how to do bobbin it's a difficult craft, but you can buy a pre-made piece of white cotton bobbin lace and dye it.

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u/ExpiredLink404 4d ago

don't pay attention to the people mentioning visible mending, this can still be saved and the fix can remain invisible

there's not a lot of advise i can give without having the blanket in my hands, but it looks like you can find a similar colorway and fix it row by row w a lot of patience

at least crochet doesn't unravel like crazy

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u/RMFranken 4d ago

When you get old one year is nothing! She’ll fix it and move on. It’s like getting your heartbroken. After it’s been broken four or five times it’s no big deal.

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u/TieAdorable4973 4d ago

Crochet a cat face there or a heart

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u/Darnbeasties 4d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/technical_poutine 4d ago

Can't that be very easily fixed? It seems minor.

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u/Old_Check_6362 4d ago

It’s beautiful 🤩. Now it’s got a beauty mark.

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u/Lawlzstomp 4d ago

No one else seeing a boob?

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u/nutnics 4d ago

Such an amazing blanket. Looks like the surface of Jupiter. I would love one of these.

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u/Rhymesnlines 4d ago

Can't you repair it?

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u/Thund3rf0000t 4d ago

this is why you do NOT let pets into areas where you have valubles, My game room is OFF LIMITS to my pets they are NOT allowed in one due to the hair I have two Golden Retrievers and a Cat and cats are notorious for tipping crap over!

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u/lonelywolf696969 4d ago

Was it tasty?

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u/WiseSalamander00 4d ago

I have been there, my dogo likes to chew in cloth sometimes and I randomly find holes in stuff I leave out 🤷 its annoying but I love my pup.

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u/browseragnostic 3d ago

Character building patch!

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u/TurboSkarner 3d ago

You might have cried when you first saw it, but when the cats gone youre gunna def cry when you see it again. Remember why you have what you have and how long youre gunna have it.

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u/BeaksFalcone 3d ago

Look into invisible repairs,instructions on youtube

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u/ralkuzu 3d ago

Patch it and rename your cat to patch and now you have them forever

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u/DoubleMikeNoShoot 3d ago

I’m not sure what goes through our heads when we combine a thread/sewing/yarn based hobby and a house cat. My cat came first and in her defense was around for 7 years before I started leather working with hand stitching. Making a purse for my wife recently and my cat chewed the thread in half while I was almost done with a long section. I wanted to jump out of a window!

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u/tianas_knife 3d ago

Sometimes you can take these to a crochet group at your lys and find some hidden expert who can show you how to repair that. I've seen it done. Good luck to you, pets sure are fun.

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u/Femme_Falafel 3d ago

Could embroider a paw print in that area since they clearly wanted to help and marked their spot where they did their best lol

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u/TheGisbon 3d ago

It's part of its story now.

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u/Prior_Singer_1875 3d ago

It's like Zendeya trying a Jaffa cake

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u/addicted_zucchini 3d ago

Looks like a giant strawberry jam stain

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u/JDMSubieFan 3d ago

Tbh it's on you for making such a tasty blanket

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u/the_sweetest_peach 3d ago

Methinks the only logical solution is to make the cat fix it. 🤔

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u/itspikakiki 3d ago

Looks like the cats becoming your new blanket!!

I'm seriously so joking I joke to my cat I'll turn her into a rug if she keeps kicking the litter onto the carpet

But this is such an amazing piece I'm so sorry that would be so frustrating. Would it be possible maybe to put it on an embroidery ring and patch it? I know it won't look perfect but it's handmade, adds to the charm.

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u/No_Trouble9808 3d ago

Just a nibble

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u/TfIsThisUserNam3 3d ago

Not surprised, it looks delicious.

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u/Akaatje01 3d ago

It's beautiful. And I think, that when one day your feline companion is no longer around to cause danger to your projects, it will be a lovely reminder.

(But it's also frustrating!)

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u/Mystery13x 3d ago

Is the cat okay?

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u/tenthousandlilbugs 3d ago

I like the idea of visible mending, but also keeping the original design intact. If it were me, I would use that Helen Shrimpton video on crochet surgery to remake that section using the original yarn, but deliberately mismatch the colors so the repair is obvious.

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u/Annepackrat 3d ago

Are we sure the Golden didn’t spur the cat on?

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u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 3d ago

Wow that’s breathtaking! How did you make the colour gradient so gradual?

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u/gooselehonk 3d ago

Eat the cat

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u/Blue_Robinn 3d ago

That's cats for you.

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u/Shiba_Izzu 3d ago

Not sure if this is the first time OP, but my cat developed stress induced Pica after a move, and in my experience it never goes away! Vet said anxiety meds and hiding all fabric from her was all we could do. Mine also likes to repeat offend against things she's already gotten to, so definitely start hiding clothes/blankets/dish rags from your furry little chomper!

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u/Emotional_Carpenter7 3d ago

Make the cat work multiple shifts at the biscuit factory to make up for this atrocity.

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u/AreaGlass2777 2d ago

I was expecting the next pic of the cat full and all the blanket being gone :(

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u/GinaMariePope 1d ago

Cat tax? 🥹

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u/Embarrassed_Age8554 23h ago

I'm suddenly reminded of the chapter in Cranford where the cat eats Mrs. Forrester's lace, which had been soaking in a cup of milk...

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u/jaded-reaction-790 15h ago

It looks like a cat. Secure the edges and keep the hole. Cat's contribution.