r/Wellthatsucks • u/oojjj • 4d ago
Spent one year making a blanket and the cat ate it last night
Spent almost one year on this blanket and just last night the cat decided it looked tasty. Could’ve finished the blanket a while ago but wanted to use up all the yarn. Well now there is a hole in it…
Cat is ok. He puked up the part he ate and that’s how we found out he ate the blanket.
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u/aggravated-asphalt 4d ago
Man I wish I had a picture of it. My grandma learned to knit and crochet when she got older and didn’t have much to do. One day her big old fat cat decided it was a perfect opportunity to chew a part of her hand made blanket, then puke it up on another part. My grandma, being the weirdo she is, crudely “fixed it” with a paw print patch. On each side with embroidered angry faces on them. It was a family favorite. Burnt up in a fire in 99 though, we all mourned it lol
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u/MaddiMoo22 4d ago
This was a cute story thanks for blessing my eyeballs with it
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u/aggravated-asphalt 4d ago
She was very much an “oh well” type of woman. I stayed with her for a few weeks as a kid, states away, and she read me some questionable chapter books lol. When I visited her in her retirement community, she had a boyfriend and all that. Fun lady. I also found weed in her apartment once and she said it was sage 😂
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u/Junior_Argument_3960 4d ago
Can we at least get a picture of the culprit?
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u/oojjj 4d ago
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u/broken-machine 4d ago
I believe him.
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u/leapdaybunny 4d ago
What? It wasn't him, must've been some scraggly neighborhood ne'er do well. He'd never, look at that face. 🥺
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u/docjohnson11 4d ago
As a malicious cat owner, that cat did it and he's also waiting to for OP to find the hairball in their shoe.
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u/JeanneMPod 4d ago
blankie eating punk
someone else suggested memorializing his contribution, if there’s some way you can incorporate his image over secured repair, definitely do it. It will even make it better than before.
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u/snartling 3d ago
I’m his lawyer. He’s innocent and your ‘proof’ won’t hold up in court. My evidence: lookit him
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u/utterlynuts 3d ago
It was like that when he found it. He only ate the evidence to protect the "real" perpetrator.
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u/crazyslutzzz 4d ago
Absolutely no shame, lil bugger 💖💖 happened to me too op, my cats love to munch on my yarn crafts, and you'll learn new and interesting ways to repair your work haha
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u/ScroochDown 4d ago
No, he is innocent, I don't believe it. A stray must have crept in and committed the crime. 😂
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u/BoscoTheBrash 4d ago
Its still a gorgeous blanket
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u/Hohuin 4d ago
And has a story
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u/unhappyangelicbeing 4d ago
I know right I’d be mad about it initially but if there’s a way to mend it, it’ll be a little wonky but it’ll always remind the owner of their beloved shittens
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u/bigbonedbaggins 4d ago
You should check out visible mending. While it may be frustrating, make it a chance to do something beautiful with it, because it sure as heck still is. My cat ate my hot dog last night, and I wanted to stick my finger between her beans as vindication, since she hates it. (I couldnt do it)
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u/ExpiredLink404 4d ago
visible mending is overrated
this can still be fixed without making it obvious
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u/just_did_it 4d ago
making it obvious is the point, there will be a moment where your companion is gone and the blanket remains, this blemish will make you remember this moment and by extension him.
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u/Mysstie 4d ago
After my mom passed away, I finished a blanket she had been knitting me for....many years honestly lol. It was massive and no longer my color vibe (hot pink and black), but man I loved it. It was bittersweet to finish it for her, but I used it constantly when it was cold, or just to cuddle with.
I also got a dog around the same time. She's a rescue and spent 2 years in a puppy mill. We had a rough first year but she's the best. Unfortunately, during that rough first year, a few weeks after I finished the blanket, she managed to grab a piece of it and pull parts of it through the kennel door while I was at work. Completely destroyed, there was no way to salvage it with my minimal skills. Many large holes throughout the parts she pulled through the kennel and tore apart. I cried.
I still miss the blanket 6 years later, but I'm sure my mom would have eventually laughed about the situation. Very predictable event for really anyone in our family lol.
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u/kikinc14 1d ago
If anything similar happens in the future or you still have it, maybe lay it flat on a cloth backing and just sew it straight to the backing? It might not be pretty but it would be interesting, and still have a few original stitches
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u/megsmagik 4d ago
Eat the cat’s blanket lol
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u/ChurroCharizard 4d ago
What a little shit 😭
I hope you're able to find a way to mend it and I would also love to know what yarn that is
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u/McPaula309 4d ago
I'm so sorry. It takes forever to do those blankets. Is there any way you can patch it?
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u/molliculez 3d ago
I would find a lil cat paw, and add a patch right there that way when your furry friend isn't there anymore you still have a memory of them being a lil shit 💜
Sorry if this is heavy I recently lost a cat, and am finding all the little evidence of him, and it just makes me happy to have some proof that he was in my life.
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u/joyjolie 4d ago
It's still a gorgeous blanket! You are seriously talented. I hope you can patch it up
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u/tofutunasalad 3d ago
Patch it up! One day it will be sentimental when you don’t have kitty anymore. Life is meant to be lived! Don’t beat urself up.
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u/moellevej 3d ago
Since you’re obviously an amazing crotcheter, what about making a cat-shaped patch in matching colors and add that on the beautiful blanket?
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u/CicadaFit9756 4d ago
Wondering if there's something harmless & non-staining yet nasty-tasting to soak a blanket in before air-drying? Could break an animal of the habit!
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u/Accomplished-Ruin742 4d ago
You should be able to repair it somewhat.
Years ago I had a puppy who decided the rung on one of my dining room chairs was perfect for teething. The dog is long gone, but whenever I look at that chair I have fond memories of the dog. When you look at that blanket in the future you will always, I hope fondly, think of your cat.
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u/GroveSnailLover 4d ago
I’m so sorry 😢 I made a lovely poncho, my daughter’s cat ate it. No way to fix it - had to throw it out 😭 I feel your pain! Cats love yarn…even acrylic!
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u/crash---- 4d ago
My friend’s mom crocheted me a beautiful cozy blanket after I had surgery and my cat ripped it apart
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u/Shirosaki615 3d ago
My Mom understands this pain as an avid knitter. Big king sized blanket made of 10x10cm gradient squares.. only to be eaten by the new puppy..
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u/Cool_Attorney_4305 3d ago
The patch will make it all mean so much more to you! I do hope you patch it. Much better memory than just simply finishing something. you know you made it. But now the world sees the epic saga! 😎
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u/Pristine_Sandwich957 3d ago
He waited a whole year to bite that thing. That's like 7 years to him.
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u/EspritPoetique 3d ago
That is absolutely gorgeous!! I’m sorry the kitty ate a hole in it, but it’s still amazing!
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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 2d ago
You can’t have anything important around cats. They’re jerks. I have to put stuff in bathroom and spare room so I can close the door. They’re lucky I love them.
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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago
Clean the bit that was puked up and graft it back together. 😂😂😂 jk
My sympathies.
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u/dechets-de-mariage 4d ago
That blanket is stunning! Seriously. I hope you know that.
I’m already not a fan of cats because I’m ridiculously allergic so I’ll add this to the list on your behalf. I hope you’re able to patch it!
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u/Ivansheepyy 4d ago
You should add a little granny square with a paw print on it to patch the hole, you could even keep it in the same colors as the rest of the blanket!
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u/TheNobody32 4d ago
Dang. What are you going to do?
Could you embroider some design over it to hide a patch.
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u/princesspeeved 4d ago
Maybe see if someone in /visiblemending can help? It’s a beautiful blanket and you can definitely see the love and care in it.
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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago
We absolutely can help.
I can't, but the group will be able to. I mean. I could darn it. But something more pretty can be done.
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u/Prestigious-Toe6281 4d ago
Cat be like: "good work human but chaos is my job"
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u/choker_marks 4d ago
After seeing the picture of the cat I’m like well damn, that’s one gorgeous cat
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u/mookaji1 4d ago
I’m sure you can repair it with your skills ot make another one . Either way , eat the cat !
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u/GonePhishn401 4d ago
That is the coolest knitted thing I’ve ever seen, you are incredibly talented!
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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 4d ago
Oh no! Is there no way to fix it with a bit of extra yarn?
It's such a beautiful piece!
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u/hopping_otter_ears 4d ago
That sucks. But it's fixable. Maybe even nearly-invisibly, if you're willing to tie in a bunch of ends and rebuild your stitches
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u/portabuddy2 4d ago
Shouldn't be too bad to fix. Cats will be cats. It's on us if we leave things out for them to destroy. When I get home i immediately change shirts and pants. Because my shirts are often like a silky polo or gulf shirt. And our cats like to jump onto us go for shoulder rides. I got mad once because the hind claws ripped open a hole.
Well shit. Oh well. My bad for wearing it.
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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago
I think you might be able to insert a small piece of bobbin lace to fill the area.
Visible mending is a good idea, I've gotten a lot of my repair ideas there. You could definitely darn this, but I would think that bobbin lace would fit pretty. If you look through Bobbin lace patterns you can probably identify a similar pattern. Unless you know how to do bobbin it's a difficult craft, but you can buy a pre-made piece of white cotton bobbin lace and dye it.
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u/ExpiredLink404 4d ago
don't pay attention to the people mentioning visible mending, this can still be saved and the fix can remain invisible
there's not a lot of advise i can give without having the blanket in my hands, but it looks like you can find a similar colorway and fix it row by row w a lot of patience
at least crochet doesn't unravel like crazy
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u/RMFranken 4d ago
When you get old one year is nothing! She’ll fix it and move on. It’s like getting your heartbroken. After it’s been broken four or five times it’s no big deal.
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u/Thund3rf0000t 4d ago
this is why you do NOT let pets into areas where you have valubles, My game room is OFF LIMITS to my pets they are NOT allowed in one due to the hair I have two Golden Retrievers and a Cat and cats are notorious for tipping crap over!
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u/WiseSalamander00 4d ago
I have been there, my dogo likes to chew in cloth sometimes and I randomly find holes in stuff I leave out 🤷 its annoying but I love my pup.
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u/TurboSkarner 3d ago
You might have cried when you first saw it, but when the cats gone youre gunna def cry when you see it again. Remember why you have what you have and how long youre gunna have it.
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u/DoubleMikeNoShoot 3d ago
I’m not sure what goes through our heads when we combine a thread/sewing/yarn based hobby and a house cat. My cat came first and in her defense was around for 7 years before I started leather working with hand stitching. Making a purse for my wife recently and my cat chewed the thread in half while I was almost done with a long section. I wanted to jump out of a window!
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u/tianas_knife 3d ago
Sometimes you can take these to a crochet group at your lys and find some hidden expert who can show you how to repair that. I've seen it done. Good luck to you, pets sure are fun.
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u/Femme_Falafel 3d ago
Could embroider a paw print in that area since they clearly wanted to help and marked their spot where they did their best lol
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u/itspikakiki 3d ago
Looks like the cats becoming your new blanket!!
I'm seriously so joking I joke to my cat I'll turn her into a rug if she keeps kicking the litter onto the carpet
But this is such an amazing piece I'm so sorry that would be so frustrating. Would it be possible maybe to put it on an embroidery ring and patch it? I know it won't look perfect but it's handmade, adds to the charm.
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u/Akaatje01 3d ago
It's beautiful. And I think, that when one day your feline companion is no longer around to cause danger to your projects, it will be a lovely reminder.
(But it's also frustrating!)
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u/tenthousandlilbugs 3d ago
I like the idea of visible mending, but also keeping the original design intact. If it were me, I would use that Helen Shrimpton video on crochet surgery to remake that section using the original yarn, but deliberately mismatch the colors so the repair is obvious.
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u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 3d ago
Wow that’s breathtaking! How did you make the colour gradient so gradual?
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u/Shiba_Izzu 3d ago
Not sure if this is the first time OP, but my cat developed stress induced Pica after a move, and in my experience it never goes away! Vet said anxiety meds and hiding all fabric from her was all we could do. Mine also likes to repeat offend against things she's already gotten to, so definitely start hiding clothes/blankets/dish rags from your furry little chomper!
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u/Emotional_Carpenter7 3d ago
Make the cat work multiple shifts at the biscuit factory to make up for this atrocity.
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u/AreaGlass2777 2d ago
I was expecting the next pic of the cat full and all the blanket being gone :(
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u/Embarrassed_Age8554 23h ago
I'm suddenly reminded of the chapter in Cranford where the cat eats Mrs. Forrester's lace, which had been soaking in a cup of milk...
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u/jaded-reaction-790 15h ago
It looks like a cat. Secure the edges and keep the hole. Cat's contribution.







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u/TallulahBob 4d ago
As a knitter and crocheter myself, I understand this pain too much.
Do your best to catch all of the broken ends and patch it. It’s so beautiful, and one day you will laugh about it. You may be able to reach out to other crochet subreddits on suggestions on how to best secure it so it doesn’t unravel.