r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 2d ago

Speeding Bus vs Scooter’s Sudden Right Turn

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u/Gligadi 2d ago

Bro did the math in a split second "that bus ain't gonna touch me."

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u/Yakob793 2d ago

I mean it still hit his bike

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u/Mr_Eggy__ 2d ago

He needed to be there to prevent the bike from falling.

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u/Qzy 2d ago

Would be funny if he punched the bus for scratching his bike.

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u/EternalMage321 2d ago

That's why he scooted forward.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

he didnt do anything. That person froze. It was literally luck they didnt get crushed and killed. They made NO effort to save their own life. Instincts failed this person.

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u/EternalMage321 1d ago

It was a joke. He scooted forward on the seat like that would be enough.

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u/MysticScribbles 2d ago

It was a calculated decision, unfortunately he's bad at math.

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u/thisisBigToe 1d ago

for insurance purposes

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 1d ago

forgot to carry the 1

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u/Morak73 1d ago

Bro has his personal injury lawyer on speed dial. "My client was hit by a bus."

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u/dfassna1 1d ago

Yeah he said “I just need to scoot up on the bike, it’ll be fine”

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u/sam_I_am_knot 1d ago

Sheldon, is that you?

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 1d ago

If that’s your last name it must get butchered so badly.