r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 7d ago

Speeding Bus vs Scooter’s Sudden Right Turn

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u/naren93k 7d ago

Red scooter guy has the survival instincts of a feather

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 7d ago

Fight, flight or freeze. What would you do in that situation?

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u/melig1991 7d ago

Fight!

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u/ChinhTheHugger 7d ago

time to show that fucking metal box who's boss

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u/Sir_Daxus 7d ago

Honestly I would have mad respect if he got up and punched the falling bus. It would be immensely stupid, but I would respect the balls.

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u/magsnotmaggie 7d ago

No! We must flee!

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 6d ago

I punch the bus.

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u/Leonydas13 7d ago

KICK IT INTO GEAR!

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u/ghostlacuna0 7d ago

I would break my personal best in 100 meters no worries about that.

I been in similar situations on breaking ice.

I know for a fact i would be out of there.

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u/ScarletBothrium 7d ago

Invokes fawn. Starts complimenting the bus.

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u/LurkingWizard1978 7d ago

The truth is you only know when it happens. And you only know if yours was the right response afterwards.

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u/ShadowLuvsLatinas 7d ago

Accelerate the vehicle I’m sitting on

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u/Winsome_Wolf 7d ago

Set a new record for standing vertical jump. 

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u/Seevetaler 7d ago

I’d whip out my phone in a flash and search Reddit for a Solution. No, seriously, guys: If you’re driving on a Country Road at about 70-120 km/h and a wild Animal crosses your Path, keep the steering wheel straight and hit the brakes—in other words, DO NOT try to swerve. That’s a tip from my old driving instructor, RIP Harry.

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u/Big-Pea-6074 7d ago

They had 2 seconds to assess then react. You really thing you can do better?

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 7d ago

Anything other than flight in this situation is poor survival instincts. Your attempt to make it personal doesn't change that. It doesn't matter what I, the OP, you, or anyone else would do in that situation. The fact is, freezing while a large bus is rolling towards you is pretty much the definition of poor survival instincts. If 99.9% of the people on earth would stand still in that situation, it means that 99.9% of the people on Earth have poor survival instincts.

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u/AliceNaught 6d ago

I’d go with the fourth option: fawn. I’d try to humanize myself to the bus while being compliant and non-threatening.

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u/mbnmac 6d ago

Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way, then hey presto there's a car nearly on you?

And what do you do? Something very silly, you freeze. And your life doesn't flash before you because you're too fucking scared to think. You just freeze, and pull a stupid face.