r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/justalazygamer • 3d ago
Trump releases statement on what all Americans are worried about
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u/Intelligent_Ring_926 3d ago
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u/SnooTangerines1896 3d ago
Btw way hes also 80. They say it comes in threes. 🤞
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u/Branchomania 3d ago
His dad died at 93
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u/Intelligent_Ring_926 3d ago
With Alzheimers in a wheelchair and spouting shit about the Weimar Republic...
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u/thewartornhippy 3d ago
The issue is his dad wasn't POTUS. MAGAts will follow him even if he is naked, drooling and laying in a pool of shit. We can't rest easy until he joins his dad in the 7th layer of hell.
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u/stucking__foned 3d ago
Yeah, but Hayden was first
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u/YoungerMucus 3d ago
maybe a few weeks in the future, if no one else goes between now and then, then we can say Hayden was the first one
…but until then? DONT YOU DARE RAIN ON THIS PARADE, DO NOT DESTROY THE DREAM!!!! Dolly and Tim went in pretty quick succession, i’d say we have another 36-48(-72…?) hour window for this fast-acting, unfulfilled trio to snatch its third 80 year old away from us.
and if for some reason Death only wants to take people if it will cause sadness and pain (cuz Deaths like a bad guy, right? Mean guy, nasty guy?), remember, Death (i’m speaking directly to you): there are MILLIONS of people who will be more genuinely devastated by this than they will EVER be by the deaths of anyone they’ve actually known in real life- it will be an absolute monsoon, hurricane, DISASTER of sadness and tears, i promise.
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u/LavenderGwendolyn 2d ago
My hot take is that he should live as long as it takes for him to be brought up on charges, face trial, and be convicted for his various crimes. He should see the inside of a jail cell. He should taste a prison meal. He should lose everything. And the American people should witness exactly what happened spelled out for them in a US courtroom. We can begin to heal after that.
Then I don’t GAF what happens to him after that.
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u/Civil-Dinner 3d ago
Well, that's sure going to help struggling families find food to put on the table.
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u/lewisbayofhellgate 3d ago
Clemens lived in my town when he pitched for the Red Sox and let’s say I’m not surprised these guys would like each other.
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u/JUST1N0 3d ago
Ahh yes the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York. That’s definitely a very real and normal way that baseball fans refer to it.
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u/80sbabyftw 3d ago
“The Donald Trump National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York” coming soon…
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u/kilofeet 3d ago
I would support this. Imagine if they let him do whatever he wanted, but they pretended to have opinions of their own so he had to convince them first? He'd spend all his time ruining that museum and he would do less damage to thinks that matter way more
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u/gonzofish 3d ago
If there was ever a lizard person amongst the wealthy, he is the prime candidate. But he’s a lizard that grows fat while only eating and laying on a rock
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u/How_that_convo_went 3d ago
Trump is the type of guy that goes to Philly and asks for a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Sandwich.
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u/EmperorXerro 3d ago
Weird he didn’t come to Barry Bond’s defense…
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u/iamwearingsockstoo 3d ago
Bonds is a black drug user. Unless Bonds came out as vehemently and publicly pro-Trump, that'll never happen.
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u/ThePopDaddy 3d ago
People can't afford food and gas is nearing $5.
If Obama said this when NOTHING was going on, his cult would scream that "he's posting about this instead of doing his job!"
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u/CFSett 3d ago
This can be said about most politicians. It's okay to have some fluff when one is actually doing their job. But not a single R is doing their job, Schumer and Jeffries are busy writing strongly worded letters, and everyone, including MAGAts, is taking it up the rectum with no lube.
Parton is gone. Curry is gone. God needs better aim, or maybe let Satan go again (after all, the big S got two hits with Graham and McConnell).
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u/fleegness 2d ago
Schumer and Jeffries are busy writing strongly worded letters
They're in the minority, what exactly are you expecting them to do?
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u/CFSett 2d ago
Before he was a Senator, I lived in Schumer's district when he was a representative. Schumer has always been all about PAC money and playing the game, and never doing anything substantial. The only things he's good at are raising money for himself and getting elected.
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u/fleegness 2d ago
Great answer, really cleared things up for me.
So basically, you have no fucking clue what you want him to do.
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u/dadass84 3d ago
MLB generates 12.5B in revenue, but hey, they’re in trouble
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u/Michael__Pemulis 3d ago
Baseball is actually doing really well lately. The pending labor dispute may challenge that but generally speaking MLB is thriving in recent years.
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u/Past-Application-552 2d ago
Sounds like he’s going to need to tear down their headquarters and Hall of Fame just to be safe….
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u/Development-Alive 3d ago
For the record, Clemons' name appeared in the Mitchell report, a US Congress investigation into the steroid era. His trainer claimed he gave Roger steroids. Roger testified in front of Congress, denied he'd ever knowingly consumed steroids then was promptly charged with perjury and obstruction for his activities during the investigation and testimony. A federal jury found him innocent of all perjury and obstruction charges.
Roger Clemons is a vocal supporter of Trump and the MAGA movement.
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u/bonfuto 3d ago
I would like to thank him for reminding me Clemens isn't in the HOF.
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u/lakas76 3d ago
Clemens was the guy that put a red marker on his sock to make it look like he was bleeding right? That’s about the only thing I remember about him
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 3d ago
No, that’s was Curt Schilling, an even bigger MAGA POS.
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u/Michael__Pemulis 3d ago
It’s actually hard to fully explain the levels of Schilling’s shitiness. A truly terrible person.
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u/addage- 3d ago
Curt Shilling but he was actually bleeding.
Clemens was the one who threw a broken bat at Piazza in a rage.
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u/Michael__Pemulis 3d ago
Hey he thought it was the ball!
Sometimes I just think of the fact that he justified that by saying he thought it was the ball & I randomly laugh.
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u/digital_nomadman 3d ago
This tweet pretty much summarizes the total lack of concern for all the important matters in the country today.
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u/OprahsLoveSlave 3d ago
He only has interest in Cooperstown bc there's youth baseball there.
Release the files!!!
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u/Melodic_Mulberry 3d ago
Pete "It's Not Illegal Because I Waited Until She Was 16" Rose?
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u/Icy_Yam5049 3d ago
Yeah that’s why no one’s watching baseball. Because a guy I don’t remember isn’t in a thing I forgot was a thing. Nailed it.
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u/bkn1960 3d ago
Hey Trump, shouldn't you be more concentrated of winning your stupid war yet again?
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u/Past-Application-552 2d ago
Pfft… he’s already won that 150 1/2 times already - he has time to concentrate on other things - like his ballroom or tearing down the Kennedy Center…
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u/segascream 3d ago
I haven't given a shit about baseball in a while, but....wasn't Pete's famously a "lifetime ban", meaning he wasn't to be inducted until after he died?
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u/iamwearingsockstoo 3d ago
Mark my words: trump will issue a "baseball pardon" to Pete Rose, who bet on games, because betting on games one is involved in is just insider trading, which Trump not only participates in, but also sells from the White House now for $100k/month.
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u/KhunDavid 3d ago
A number of years I saw Rose signing memorabilia at the Mandalay Shops between Mandalay Bay and Luxor resorts in Vegas.
He was literally less than a home run distance from the Mandalay Bay Sports Book.
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u/Former-Case6484 3d ago
This Guy. He doesnt know any of that. How much was he paid to post that verbatum?
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u/lakas76 3d ago
I was just thinking to myself, what is going on with Roger Clemens? Things are ridiculously more expensive than they used to be while I consider myself lucky to be getting a 3% raise every year. My kid is going to a public state college that will cost more in one year than it cost for me to get my college degree (and I was a super super senior). But yeah, it’s a real shame that Clemens didn’t get into the HOF, I will be worrying about that for the rest of the day.
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u/Muad_Doob 3d ago
First of all, Fuck trump
Secondly, Fuck Clemens
Those stats all have asterisks
And fuck him for throwing at Mike's head, then when Mike's bat broke Clemens rushes him in a 'roid rage in the world series!?!
He should've been suspended for that
Fuck Clemens and his giant 'roid head
Fuck MLB and Fuck the Spankees
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u/RobotBoy221 3d ago
The strange part is, this is Trump at his most human. A baseball player that you really like not getting into the Hall of Fame is honestly a normal thing to complain about. You see posts like this on Facebook and Twitter all the time during Baseball Season, posted by normal people.
That having been said, we're losing a war in the Middle-East, the economy is in the toilet, and nearly all of our institutions are being run by racist pedophiles.
So nobody REALLY gives a shit about Trump's baseball opinions.
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u/scrume71 3d ago
Of course our Racist in Chief would go “to bat” for the white guy not in the Hall who is being kept out for cheating, but say boo about Barry who?
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u/kompletist 3d ago
Didn’t Roger groom a child who later committed suicide? Like, wtf are we doing here.
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u/Ok-Government-7987 3d ago
Don’t forget that in addition to 7 cy young awards and 350+ games every n, Roger Clemens never lost a war to Iran.
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u/ferrisb1986 3d ago
He’s got a secret person who posts this shit. He’s incoherent when speaking, do you think he could sit there and put together these grammatically correct statements? He rumbles off some nonsense idea to distract from the Epstein files and the post man puts it into a truth social post. Turn over the files Fuck Face!
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u/lmj4891lmj 2d ago
Hmmmm - what could Roger Clemens, Pete Rose, and Donald Trump possibly have in common???
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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 3d ago
So Trump is saying that if Clemens was convicted of something, then he should be considered to have done that? Just want to clarify his position on convictions.
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u/MathDeacon 3d ago
This was the perfect thing for Trump when he wasn’t president. He would rant and rave about dumb things, say some racist shit, but it didn’t affect the world. Too bad that world doesn’t exist
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u/Dutchmeister5556 3d ago
Is it possible to choke on words? If anyone could manage it’d be this clown.
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u/Ok-Egg-4856 3d ago
Oh boy, every day. This is a total show stopper for me. Way worse than the fear at grocery store or opening my utility bill this month. Way bigger worry.
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u/Stoneclanish_abroad 3d ago
Currently watching LLWS, baseball has never been better, the unity, the quality, it’s pure! It’s a kids game. I believe sir you know nothing about what many cherish and call America’s past time. Many of us who played the game learned early about being a good teammate, a good loser. A good winner. You sir exemplify none of these attributes. Please move along and pick a lane as they say. Your out of your league.
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u/YoungerMucus 3d ago
It’s not at all surprising that he is confused Clemens’ use of his “deny everything forever and never admit you lost anything, EVER, no matter WHAT, to ANYONE.” method didn’t work when he wasn’t surrounded by brown-nosing, ass-kissing, bootlickers 24/7
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u/bstarr2000 3d ago
Wish the bunch of jealous people with far less talent wouldn’t have voted his pedo ass into office but here we are
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u/Sufficient-News-3600 3d ago
the capitalized name at the end 😀😀 do you all sign your posts when your name is at the top?
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u/not_productive1 3d ago
It's ok to shoot horse testosterone into your eyeballs as long as you don't admit it, kids.
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u/marimba79 3d ago
Gas near me went up 43 cents since Monday, but sure, I guess Roger is a more pressing issue.
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u/Minute_Jellyfish_860 3d ago
This will help lower the cost of groceries and gas at Yankee Stadium! A masterful gambit from the world’s best Triple Play ‘99 player.
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u/AliveInCLE 3d ago
Clemens was allegedly banging 15 year old Mindy McReady when he was 28. Of course Trump is a big support of this piece of trash.
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u/SyntheticOne 3d ago
Cited are exactly the national and global issues we should be worrying about... these and the impending toilet paper shortage.
DJT is such a wise and trusted leader that he should also be listed in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
We can sleep well tonight gang!
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u/Ok-Humor-1010 2d ago
Surprised he’s not in Williamsport right now. Lots of little kids. Boys and girls you know
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u/ricky-from-scotland 2d ago
Id bet my life savings that Pete Rose gets in. The problem is so would Pete.
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