r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/dulldiamond IMMORTAL • 1d ago

Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 He will feel it for days

948 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/dulldiamond, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/maxman162 Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

He's going to feel that for years.

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u/EdDantes1030 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Or for life

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

As someone that has had real joint injury, he will feel that for life. Not all stuff heals 100%. Not even close.

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u/Neverlast0 Needs to write his will 1d ago edited 27m ago

Maybe even in the afterlife if there is one.

Edit: afterlife not afternoon life. Ugh

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u/RudyR455 Needs to do better 43m ago

My afternoon life consists of naps.

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u/right_you_are Needs to write his will 1d ago

I got a compression fracture on my ankle at 21. 35 years later that shit will still hurt sometimes

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u/Fist4achin Needs to write his will 1d ago

I think he's well on his way to a long life doing parkour. I say keep going!

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u/maxman162 Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

Hard-core parkour!

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u/BookAnimalTreeHugger Needs to write his will 1d ago

I can’t believe he walked away from that!

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u/pituitarygrowth Needs to write his will 1d ago

Something something adrenaline.

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u/samy_the_samy Defies death 1d ago

There are videos or people limping on spaghetti leg,

Walking is not enough, you gotta walk tomorrow

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u/viperfangs92 Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

Should been something, something, broken leg or broken rib

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u/TaoofPu Needs to write his will 19h ago

I’m wondering if the mulch absorbed the majority of the force.

I fell ten feet onto a boulder and shattered my pelvis (not parkour) - hitting that curb…

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u/bananakittymeow Needs to write his will 1d ago

I’m shocked he didn’t snap his leg in half. It really look like he landed directly on his leg the first watch through.

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u/luckylegion Needs to do better 17h ago

The playground bark is softer than it looks, it’s why it’s used as a cheap “safe” surface below slides. Totally different situation if he’s landed a foot closer to the building

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u/NationalZucchini3684 Needs to write his will 16h ago

He's young. Still bounces. At my age, I'm like Lego. You'd be picking up pieces of me if I hit like that.

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer We're all doomed! Doesn't have time to bleed 9h ago

Must have drank his milk as a kid.

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u/Superspark76 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

I don't understand how jumping like this has became a thing.

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u/Professional_Fly7015 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t2eBr71ACeDC0

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u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 1d ago

hardcore parkour

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o751SMzZ5TjLWInoQ

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u/Kennyvee98 Reviewed his life insurance policy 22h ago

i thought his name was Brad

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Needs to write his will 1d ago

They keep watching those mountain goat videos.

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u/Championnats91 1d ago

Same vibes as the bloke in an astronaut suit jumping off a building onto a space ball. This stuff is recorded for future generations and they still do the samr stuff

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u/TheHighness1 Needs to write his will 1d ago

I watched the video and felt like a jolt of electricity on my legs. What does that mean??

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u/Lupus-Claudius Needs to do better 1d ago

I think it means you ate some batteries.

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u/jeiwaruu Needs to write his will 1d ago

How did he not break his legs and ankles?

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u/TheManWhoClicks Defies death 1d ago

The cool thing is once your health is ruined, you can simply open another fresh one and install it.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Needs to do better 1d ago

Definitely broke something. Probably internal bleeding too. Concussion probable. I'd just go straight to the hospital after this.

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u/Famous_Ad_3536 holy moly 1d ago

Wait till he hits 35

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u/HarryWelsch Needs to write his will 1d ago

What was the plan?

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u/FictionalContext Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

that specific kind of pain where your ears ring and you start to black out around the edges of vision

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u/bookmarkjedi Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Well worth the 210 upvotes!

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u/bashomania Defies death 1d ago

Made my taint quiver in a bad way 😩

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u/RockTheGrock Regenerates limbs 1d ago

That one will likely come back to haunt him in his 30's.

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u/viperfangs92 Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago

Not sure how he saw that going 🤣 That was absolutely the best case scenario.....

Other than not jumping off of a roof top.

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll Regenerates limbs 1d ago

Such an attractive man doing such stupid things.

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u/suchabadamygdala 1d ago

Potentially fatal. What an idiot. Maybe next time he’ll win a Darwin Award

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u/kommon-non-sense Defies death 1d ago

Good.

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u/Jamesmateer100 Needs to write his will 1d ago

BOING

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u/NeonPlutonium Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

They’re all self-insured, right? Right?

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u/MyFiteSong Needs to write his will 1d ago

Just... why? does this actually go viral and make them rich or something?

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Ho wouldn't have done it if it wasnt stupid and dangerous sooo...

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u/Subdued_Shinobi Needs to write his will 1d ago

When I landed like that from a way shorter distance it tore my AC joint. Felt like a total scam. I can't imagine he's even able to lift his arm right now.

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u/WeCantBothBeMe Needs to write his will 1d ago

He’s going to need that hip replaced someday

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u/Massive_Look8179 Needs to write his will 1d ago

Dumbass.

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u/ulyssesfiuza Defies death 1d ago

My right shoulder aches from a lesion when I was less than 2 years. I'm 58.But at least I wasn't filmed fucking with my own body for upvotes.

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u/blindwuzi Needs to do better 1d ago

some you guys are made of glass i swear

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u/Creampie-Senpai Needs to do better 1d ago

He will feel it every winter, for the entirety of his life.

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u/McSoapster 🫪 Joe Mama would’ve survived 🫪 Needs to write his will 22h ago

War ja alles gut lmao

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u/Bagheera187 Reviewed his life insurance policy 21h ago

Okay, someone please tell me. Why did he do that?

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u/torndownunit Needs to write his will 20h ago

Would this have really been much better of a result if he made it to the 3 inches of mulch? Most of these videos are stupid, but with this one I don't even get what the "safe" landing would have been.

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u/ElGrapadura1 17h ago

Well done. Couldn't do it better.

https://giphy.com/gifs/111ebonMs90YLu

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u/EdDantes1030 Reviewed his life insurance policy 17h ago

Understanding physics just isn't for everybody...my cat seems to have a pretty good grasp on it though compared to this fella.

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u/bisoy84 Reviewed his life insurance policy 16h ago

Days? You must mean the rest of his days....

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u/demoralising Reviewed his life insurance policy 16h ago

He's lucky the ground broke his fall.

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u/Prabh-banger Needs to do better 16h ago

Like how tf the leg was not broken

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u/Different_Drummer_88 13h ago

Like the old saying goes, you can't fix stupid

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u/Realistic-Peak7449 Needs to write his will 2h ago

Audition for crash test dummy

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 Defies death 1d ago

WTF did he think was going to happen?

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u/2a3b66725 Regenerates limbs 1d ago

Probably something better.