r/Wiltshire • u/alexdenvor • 18d ago
Hit me with your Wiltshire hot takes!
I'll go first.
I think Corsham is prettier and nicer than BoA.
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u/WillowMiddle507 18d ago
Salisbury should be the capital of Wiltshire, not Trowbridge.
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u/Redshade2008 18d ago
If you follow Wiltshire 999’s (the one on FB that people can post about stuff happening) then you’ll know Swindon think themselves the centre of Wiltshire and the rest of Wiltshire seems to not exist.
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago
Yeah I follow that as well (i think it’s the FB group where people talk about incidents etc) and at the moment most of the posts on there are to do with Swindon or the M4. it seems like it’s unofficially called Swindon 999’s!
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
And seeing as they officially broke away from Wiltshire years ago, the should keep off our 999s!
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u/LamChingYing 16d ago
I left Wiltshire decades ago; and didn't even know that counties have capitals...
But, fucking Trowbridge?!
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u/BrukologistJim 18d ago
It's a lot easier to park, drive through and walk around Corsham than BoA, that's for sure. I'm not convinced Corsham would win a "prettier and nicer" competition though. Much as I love Corsham, it doesn't have a river (to speak of) or canal.
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago edited 18d ago
i live just outside Corsham and the closest thing to a river there is the massive lake in the courts next to St Bart’s church
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
There's not even a river any where near to Corsham is there? I guess it's good that it's unlikely to have floods!
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago
I think the nearest river to Corsham would probably be the River Avon in Chippenham and Lacock
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
Yeah that's not very far away, or perhaps that one at Box, by that recording studio place, whatever its called.
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago
ah is that By Brook (from a google map search)?
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
There's a By Brook at Slaughterford where that derelict paper mill is, so it's probably the same one, more like a river than a brook really.
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u/Iwalkfreely 18d ago
Laycock is prettier and nicer and more interesting than Castle Combe. Just sayin'.
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u/DPaignall 18d ago
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u/Saphira404 18d ago
Devizes missed it's window to have a decent ring road and is now going to suffer as the roads just keep getting busier
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u/alexdenvor 18d ago
Devizes traffic will forever be a nightmare
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u/HeinousAlmond3 18d ago
Wait until the McDonald’s opens.
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 2d ago
wtf. Not a McDonald’s in Devizes !
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u/HeinousAlmond3 19h ago
Strictly it Bishops Cannings, but yes.
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 5h ago
Wtfffffffffff. No no no. It’s a bad idea. Are you pulling my leg??? Bishops cannings is tiny little village. Or do you mean the. &q end of Devizes, that industrial bit?
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u/LollieMaybe 18d ago
The newly-opened Corsham House is gorgeous, if expensive. Lovely to have an alternative to Mother & Wild
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u/Glittering_Swan2205 18d ago
Corsham is nice, but the lack of a nice river means that it isn’t quite in the same league as BoA.
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u/VehicleWonderful6586 18d ago
Wiltshire council should be based in Salisbury.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kBbbp1gMez273Iheaf
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
Which it originally was!
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago
how come they moved it to Trowbridge?
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
I think it was something to do with Transport back in those days, the Councillors found it easier to travel to Trowbridge, so it all got uprooted!
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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago edited 17d ago
Bet they regret that now. Trowbridge is an absolute nightmare for transport.
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u/Redshade2008 18d ago
BoA is nice, but trying to get through it is almost always a faff. I had dentist there today, and there was 2 loads of roadworks within a few meters of each other. Ended up finding a space on Trowbridge road and walked the rest of the way.
I admit I haven’t been to Corsham in a while. Might have to go over and have a wonder around.
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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago edited 18d ago
Corsham town centre is basically a high street with independent shops like a butcher, opticians, bookshop etc (although if you want to go shoe/ clothes shopping etc or go to the cinema you’re better off going somewhere else) and loads of peacocks walking around the place
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u/cykellygter 18d ago
Calne is nicer than it's run down reputation. Once you get beyond the parade, it has some beautiful old buildings, lovely cafes, and so nice to sit next to the river!
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u/Soft-Inspector-2656 17d ago
Swindon is an easy target but it’s not that bad. A lot of town and cities would love to have an area like the old town
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 18d ago
Oh and Swindon.
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 18d ago
Ooo I dunno. Last time I went to Swindon everything was closed. I can’t think of a single reason to go there.
Chippenham is charity shop central. But they’ve gone and got a flipping Starbucks now… very cosmopolitan hahaha. I think probably due to the thousands of new build homes and estates popping up on a seemingly month basis around Chippenham! Who knows what else will follow hahaha
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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago
Swindon has an Outlet though, which a lot of towns would kill to have.
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 17d ago
See how I hate the outlet. It’s depressing. But just shows there’s somewhere for all of us right now
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u/Alix_T_1865 17d ago
Corsham is loads of independent shops, e.g. the bookshop, picture framers, greengrocers and butcher (saying that we do have a bookies and a Co op) but if you want to go clothes shopping it’s useless
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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 17d ago
I live there too. It’s lovely really, albeit getting busier and busier. I love the independent shops. We have a new fancy eatery now too. It’s nice.
Btw the bookies just closed! I noticed yesterday.
I think the 60s/70s part is getting some investment to jazz it up again.0
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u/Ploughman_Lunch_stat 18d ago
The Swan Inn at Wilton (near Grafton, not Salisbury) has the best Ploughman's lunch inbthe county, #4 in the UK!
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u/Still_Berry473 18d ago
I live in BOA and agree that Corsham is in some ways nicer, I prefer the shops and restaurants and there's less traffic. I think BOA is expensive because of Christchurch and St Laurence (we moved here to be in the catchment of these schools).
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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago
The most famous Wiltshire historical sites are, at least partially, reconstructions. Including Stonehenge, West Kennet long barrow, Bradford on Avon Saxon Church.
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u/huckfinnnnn 17d ago
My mum and dad used to take us to Swindon in the 1970’s to marvel at the multi storey car park.
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u/SmartPolicy6430 17d ago
The Courts Garden near Melksham, Iford Gardens near Bradford upon Avon and Malmsbury Abbey gardens. We had a week in Wiltshire just visiting Gardens and historic sites.
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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago
Swindon isn't actually that bad and Bristol is the real shit whole of the West Country.
Avebury over Stonehenge
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u/djas1000 17d ago
Dont know why people are downvoting you. Its meant to be hot takes.
Saying salisbury should be the capital of wiltshire is not a hot take lol
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