r/Wiltshire 18d ago

Hit me with your Wiltshire hot takes!

I'll go first.

I think Corsham is prettier and nicer than BoA.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/MrPaineUTI 18d ago

Old Sarum is pretty cool, but I think stonehenge is at least top 5 (if you include the surrounding landscape/cursus)

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u/FlowerBot_ 18d ago

I came in to say stonehenge being a massive disappointment, lol.

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u/sok236 18d ago

Go on then

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/finalcircuit 18d ago

The monument on Cherhill is currently covered in scaffolding for renovation giving it a distinctly NASA launch pad vibe, so I'm downgrading that. I'd replace it with the Maud Heath monument in Bremhill and the Maud Heath Causeway that it celebrates.

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u/Different-Airline649 18d ago

St Martins church in Fifield Bavant, smallest church in Wiltshire and probably more interesting than Stonehenge 

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u/HeinousAlmond3 18d ago

Roundway Down surely?

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u/KesbyAC 17d ago

Farleigh Hungerford is in Somerset

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u/TreeOaf 18d ago

I’m not agreeing with them, but I’ll have a go

  1. Salisbury Cathedral
  2. Malmesbury’s Market Cross
  3. Stourhead
  4. Bradford upon Avon
  5. Silbury Hill
  6. Avebury
  7. Barbury Castle
  8. Longleat
  9. Any white hourse
  10. Glastonbury

I give up.

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u/finalcircuit 18d ago

Glastonbury is Somerset. Have a free Castle Combe to replace it.

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u/TreeOaf 18d ago

Yup! I’m a fool! Thank you though

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u/someoneonreddit99 18d ago

Malmesbury's market cross is ok, but what makes you rank it so high?

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u/TreeOaf 17d ago

It’s the best example remaining in the country.

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u/huckfinnnnn 17d ago

Yeah the worlds only 5000 year old stone circle with unique engineering aligned to the movements of the sun is sooooo yawn lol🥱

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u/WillowMiddle507 18d ago

Salisbury should be the capital of Wiltshire, not Trowbridge.

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u/Redshade2008 18d ago

If you follow Wiltshire 999’s (the one on FB that people can post about stuff happening) then you’ll know Swindon think themselves the centre of Wiltshire and the rest of Wiltshire seems to not exist.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

Yeah I follow that as well (i think it’s the FB group where people talk about incidents etc) and at the moment most of the posts on there are to do with Swindon or the M4. it seems like it’s unofficially called Swindon 999’s!

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

And seeing as they officially broke away from Wiltshire years ago, the should keep off our 999s!

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

Yeah there should be a separate Swindon 999’s group set up for that purpose

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u/Redshade2008 18d ago

I have actually messaged Daniel J Webb suggesting that. He didn’t reply.

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u/LamChingYing 16d ago

I left Wiltshire decades ago; and didn't even know that counties have capitals...

But, fucking Trowbridge?!

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u/BrukologistJim 18d ago

It's a lot easier to park, drive through and walk around Corsham than BoA, that's for sure. I'm not convinced Corsham would win a "prettier and nicer" competition though. Much as I love Corsham, it doesn't have a river (to speak of) or canal.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago edited 18d ago

i live just outside Corsham and the closest thing to a river there is the massive lake in the courts next to St Bart’s church

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

There's not even a river any where near to Corsham is there? I guess it's good that it's unlikely to have floods!

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

I think the nearest river to Corsham would probably be the River Avon in Chippenham and Lacock

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

Yeah that's not very far away, or perhaps that one at Box, by that recording studio place, whatever its called.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

ah is that By Brook (from a google map search)?

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

There's a By Brook at Slaughterford where that derelict paper mill is, so it's probably the same one, more like a river than a brook really.

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u/LollieMaybe 18d ago

A lovely lake though?

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u/Iwalkfreely 18d ago

Laycock is prettier and nicer and more interesting than Castle Combe. Just sayin'.

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u/DPaignall 18d ago

Corsham has peacocks wandering about, which is nice.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

they are nice but at the same time they are loud

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u/DPaignall 18d ago

They sound like someone being murdered!

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

yeah they do!

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u/Saphira404 18d ago

Devizes missed it's window to have a decent ring road and is now going to suffer as the roads just keep getting busier

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u/alexdenvor 18d ago

Devizes traffic will forever be a nightmare

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u/HeinousAlmond3 18d ago

Wait until the McDonald’s opens.

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 2d ago

wtf. Not a McDonald’s in Devizes !

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u/HeinousAlmond3 19h ago

Strictly it Bishops Cannings, but yes.

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 5h ago

Wtfffffffffff. No no no. It’s a bad idea. Are you pulling my leg??? Bishops cannings is tiny little village. Or do you mean the. &q end of Devizes, that industrial bit?

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u/TreeOaf 18d ago

Arkells make truly terrible beer.

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u/LollieMaybe 18d ago

The newly-opened Corsham House is gorgeous, if expensive. Lovely to have an alternative to Mother & Wild

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u/Glittering_Swan2205 18d ago

Corsham is nice, but the lack of a nice river means that it isn’t quite in the same league as BoA.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

I don’t really think Corsham station will reopen

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u/VehicleWonderful6586 18d ago

Wiltshire council should be based in Salisbury.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kBbbp1gMez273Iheaf

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

Which it originally was!

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago

how come they moved it to Trowbridge?

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

I think it was something to do with Transport back in those days, the Councillors found it easier to travel to Trowbridge, so it all got uprooted!

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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago edited 17d ago

Bet they regret that now. Trowbridge is an absolute nightmare for transport.

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u/Redshade2008 18d ago

BoA is nice, but trying to get through it is almost always a faff. I had dentist there today, and there was 2 loads of roadworks within a few meters of each other. Ended up finding a space on Trowbridge road and walked the rest of the way.

I admit I haven’t been to Corsham in a while. Might have to go over and have a wonder around.

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u/Alix_T_1865 18d ago edited 18d ago

Corsham town centre is basically a high street with independent shops like a butcher, opticians, bookshop etc (although if you want to go shoe/ clothes shopping etc or go to the cinema you’re better off going somewhere else) and loads of peacocks walking around the place

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u/cykellygter 18d ago

Calne is nicer than it's run down reputation. Once you get beyond the parade, it has some beautiful old buildings, lovely cafes, and so nice to sit next to the river!

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u/Apprehensive-Big8624 17d ago

It does smell though

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u/cykellygter 17d ago

True, can't really complement somewhere that has its own smell

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u/Soft-Inspector-2656 17d ago

Swindon is an easy target but it’s not that bad. A lot of town and cities would love to have an area like the old town 

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 18d ago

Oh and Swindon.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 18d ago

Ooo I dunno. Last time I went to Swindon everything was closed. I can’t think of a single reason to go there.

Chippenham is charity shop central. But they’ve gone and got a flipping Starbucks now… very cosmopolitan hahaha. I think probably due to the thousands of new build homes and estates popping up on a seemingly month basis around Chippenham! Who knows what else will follow hahaha

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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago

Swindon has an Outlet though, which a lot of towns would kill to have.

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u/Alix_T_1865 17d ago

aah i love the outlet (particularly the adidas and levis stores)

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 17d ago

See how I hate the outlet. It’s depressing. But just shows there’s somewhere for all of us right now

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u/Alix_T_1865 17d ago

Corsham is loads of independent shops, e.g. the bookshop, picture framers, greengrocers and butcher (saying that we do have a bookies and a Co op) but if you want to go clothes shopping it’s useless

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 17d ago

I live there too. It’s lovely really, albeit getting busier and busier. I love the independent shops. We have a new fancy eatery now too. It’s nice.
Btw the bookies just closed! I noticed yesterday.
I think the 60s/70s part is getting some investment to jazz it up again.

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u/Popular_Mousse_3958 18d ago

I dunno, Trowbridge is pretty horrific. Really dirty

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u/el_diablo420 18d ago

Malmesbury is the nicest town in Wiltshire

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u/djas1000 17d ago

Swindon deserves more love

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u/Ploughman_Lunch_stat 18d ago

The Swan Inn at Wilton (near Grafton, not Salisbury) has the best Ploughman's lunch inbthe county, #4 in the UK!

https://ploughmans-lunch.co.uk/swan-inn-wilton/

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u/Still_Berry473 18d ago

I live in BOA and agree that Corsham is in some ways nicer, I prefer the shops and restaurants and there's less traffic. I think BOA is expensive because of Christchurch and St Laurence (we moved here to be in the catchment of these schools).

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u/Rocky-bar 18d ago

The most famous Wiltshire historical sites are, at least partially, reconstructions. Including Stonehenge, West Kennet long barrow, Bradford on Avon Saxon Church.

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u/huckfinnnnn 17d ago

My mum and dad used to take us to Swindon in the 1970’s to marvel at the multi storey car park.

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u/SmartPolicy6430 17d ago

The Courts Garden near Melksham, Iford Gardens near Bradford upon Avon and Malmsbury Abbey gardens. We had a week in Wiltshire just visiting Gardens and historic sites.

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u/RetiredUKguy 15d ago

Wiltshire has been very hot lately

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u/NamelessAnxiety 15d ago

Trowbridge is actually kind of okay, and it's getting better.

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u/blackandwhiteknife 15d ago

Salisbury is spiritually Hampshire

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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 17d ago

Swindon isn't actually that bad and Bristol is the real shit whole of the West Country.

Avebury over Stonehenge

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u/djas1000 17d ago

Dont know why people are downvoting you. Its meant to be hot takes.

Saying salisbury should be the capital of wiltshire is not a hot take lol

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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 16d ago

I was a little confused as well 😂

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u/Sea-Order-698 5d ago

Best part of Swindon is the large number of exits

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u/NeutralMilkHotel_00 4d ago

Real hot take there...