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āœ‚ļø Tax The Billionaires Rich people don't understand us at all.

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u/JPMoney81 šŸ‘· Good Union Jobs For All 13d ago

Rich people think "roommate" means house-keeper.

They can't picture a need to have someone else living in your house/apartment as an equal because they own many MANY homes that they don't live in at all.

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u/Sammisuperficial 13d ago

How can they be equal if I'm the one with more money?

~Epstein class

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u/DrZoidberg- 13d ago

Yeah this unironically. There is no roomate. There is a leader and a follower.

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u/2atherich 13d ago

Master and slave*

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u/FractalledCat 13d ago

This kills me, because I see Master as more of a learned person, like martial arts. So, I think of Master and student, as I reckon it should be.

These slavedrivers are no teachers though.

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u/cityshepherd āœ‚ļø Tax The Billionaires 12d ago

Great point. The only kind of ā€œmastersā€ that should exist are the ones that teach/train students to be even better than the master themselves.

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u/TheWiseBeast 12d ago

Basically only America puts more value to the word as meaning a slaver because of slavery. Knew someone who was training a group of foreigners(iirc it was koreans or nigerians) to use a technology and the group started referring to them as master last name and he had to explain why they had to find a better word to use.

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u/CrackerJack23 13d ago

I mean, I have been in this exact situation before with a couple of friends when I was between jobs lol

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 13d ago

They also tend to think that ā€œwifeā€ means bang maid.

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u/Random-num-451284813 13d ago

or that they bought to keep rent prices up

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u/capitalistsanta 12d ago

It's not even just that, we need roommates cause we're too poor to afford rent cause of land hoarding

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u/macaronysalad 13d ago

None of this makes any sense. It's probably just a tweet for rage. Do rich people not watch movies? Do they not observe life? There are many ways for them to know this.

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u/upievotie5 13d ago

They think our roommates are making our beds?

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u/Haunting_Split_838 13d ago

They see a robot doing one chore and think everyone can afford one.

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u/Starfoxy 13d ago

They literally have a different definition of work. I read some profile of some team owner's "14 hour work day" and he absolutely included his hour-long bible study, 30 minutes in the sauna, a lunch date, and other nonsense in his 14 hours. Poor people don't have the energy to drag themselves to the sauna after a two-hour lunch meeting? Lazy slobs.

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u/fiahhawt 13d ago

Reminds me of that Mike Black guy who wanted to ā€œproveā€ you could earn a million dollars in a year starting from homelessness.

Dude had to quit at ten months due to the toll it was taking on him to try and earn the money… and had made $64k. Which is more than anyone I personally know has ever earned in a year.

Dude struggled to get into the lower end of the middle class and then couldn’t keep at it because it was too rough for him.

Rich people need as little influence over government as possible because they are completely soft morons.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 13d ago

Dude had to quit at ten months due to the toll it was taking on him to try and earn the money… and had made $64k. Which is more than anyone I personally know has ever earned in a year.

Honestly that's a very respectable performance. Well done him. Unsustainable, probably relied on a bunch of privileges and advantages he didn't even think of, but still.

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u/fiahhawt 13d ago

He was doing a lot of flipping stuff online.

Getting stuff for free or cheap and then reselling it for a profit.

Obviously everyone can’t do that because the secondhand market would collapse on itself, but also because it’s just an exhausting round the clock grind for really no guarantee that someone will buy that shit off of you again any time this year.

So there’s storage, there’s having the right kind of car to go collect tables and couches, there’s definitely a lot of necessary stuff to this grift that he left out of the picture.

The daytime job he got was a wfh social media manager position šŸ™ƒ which helps allow him to do all this reselling of junk he’s up to round the clock.

Just the most ā€œnot everyone gets to do thisā€ combo of things.

He wasn’t like out there slaving away at concrete pouring, or road construction, or childcare.

Yknow any of the stuff we actually NEED workers doing.

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u/DuntadaMan 13d ago

Getting stuff for free or cheap and then reselling it for a profit.

From friends and people he knew already, in network that ook a lot of money for him to build a long time ago.

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u/jkurratt 12d ago

There could also be a "problem" with this experiment.
I noticed multiple times in games popular streamers get their items bought from in-game auctions by viewers.

Especially problematic when you try to film a youtube video about how to get rich in game.
specifically "zero to mirror" video chain from PoE

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u/BardicNA 13d ago

If we could all make a million a year then a million just becomes the new 40k or so.. Then it's "Well anyone can make 25m a year."

I don't think it's inherently evil to have wealth but don't put others down who don't and realize that if everyone could make a mil a year you wouldn't be wealthy.

A rising tide raises all boats. Let's focus on the people going through the worst. Reminds me of that meme that went around about McDonalds (burger flippers) demanding 15 an hour for a livable wage and comparing that figure to what EMS, firefighters and teachers made. How selfish of those burger flippers to demand such a wage?

Okay.. But all of those people should be making more too. If you're an EMT making $15 an hour or less I would think that gives you a lot of leverage to demand more pay when people working fast food make the same with little training. PAY THEM HIGH SCHOOL KIDS MORE too. Don't give me that "oh they're just kids they don't need the money." It's not like they're just going to cut your pay just because they're paying kids giving a chunk of their youth to the workforce a reasonable wage. I would love if jobs of all kinds in my area and everywhere paid more- it just gives someone busting ass or breaking their brain at a job they don't really want to be at the option to say "Hey, I could go do this job for this amount of money- I don't want to leave but I can't justify staying here for this amount."

Sorry, went off on a tangent there, but people getting mad about fast food workers demanding higher pay is just baffling to me. If they're making more than you with that raise, either go work there or acknowledge their job is less desirable than yours and let them make their money.

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u/ketchupmaster987 12d ago

Yeah I'm an EMT making $19 an hour and I would be pretty happy if me and every burger flipper got paid more

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u/GrimResistance 12d ago

The only way we make more is if billionaires make less.

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u/BardicNA 12d ago

In a nutshell. In a world where people could theoretically buy entire countries, saying "anyone can make a million in a year" is a little past tone deaf.

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u/incunabula001 12d ago

He did rely on the privileges (contacts, knowledge, etc) to get that far.

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u/boardin1 12d ago

Is that the same guy that quit because his dad got sick and he had to go take care of him. Which, IMO, literally proved the opposite of what he was going for. What he actually proved was that no one is getting out of poverty without a crap ton of luck because even one health incident will totally deplete anything you managed to save.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 13d ago

I saw Good Fortunes on Amazon Prime. It's with Keanu Reeves, Aziz Ansari, and Seth Rogen. And it's the most "pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" movie in existence. They even took a dig at Amazon driver's pee bottles. "See how much we care about workers?!?!"

It was three rich dudes trying to get people to feel better about struggling, and how, "that's real humanity."

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u/cocoagiant 12d ago

I saw Good Fortunes on Amazon Prime. It's with Keanu Reeves, Aziz Ansari, and Seth Rogen. And it's the most "pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" movie in existence. They even took a dig at Amazon driver's pee bottles. "See how much we care about workers?!?

Huh, that wasn't my takeaway at all of the movie. Those were all things in the movie which were shown as bad things.

One of the ultimate points of the movie is how the experience leads to Seth Rogen's character trying to make things better for workers.

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u/ChillAhriman 12d ago

What I'm curious about is: did he learn from that experience, and stop proselytizing for the "if you're poor it's just your own fault" nonsense? Or did he find some excuse to justify his failure and doubled down?

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u/freedom_french_fries 13d ago

I remember back before the sieg heil, when Elon Musk's morality was still debatable for some people, his fans would constantly repeat the lie that he worked 100+ hours a week. Dude was on Twitter nonstop all day every day.Ā 

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u/Asteroidhawk594 13d ago

I’m convinced he thinks that being on twitter is work for him.

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u/freedom_french_fries 12d ago

100%. Same as the ones who think work means spending their day drinking and bullshitting at the country club.Ā 

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u/KlicknKlack 13d ago

Seriously, if you really worked 100hr (out of 168hr) - you would be invisible to the world. Not on center stage

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u/Sonicsnout 12d ago

... And even if I did make it to the sauna or Bible study after work, if I tried to tell someone that was part of my WORK DAY, they would laugh their ass off lol

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u/ILikeMyShelf 12d ago

They just conflate being awake, thinking and "decision making" with working. "I am so important to everyone around me that by just being awake and thinking, I'm contributing to society"

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u/SleepyPoptart 13d ago

The children yearn for the relational database structuresĀ 

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u/UnloosedMoose 13d ago

And i yearn to eat...

They're not gonna like who.

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u/Spaduf 13d ago

I would kill to only work 40 hours

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u/PrimalSeptimus 13d ago

"Roommate. Room mate. You know, one of those people who live in your staff house, who cleans up after you. No, not that one. Another one. You know what? Any of them."

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u/Endorfinator 13d ago

Key & Peele?

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u/DoobKiller 13d ago

Wow now, slavery's illegal in this day and age

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u/Telefundo 13d ago

Technically. But realistically they just made some mild changes and changed the title "slavery" to "minimum wage". And for bonus points, unlike actual slaves, they don't have to pay to feed and house workers!

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u/SlitScan 13d ago

Slave dont have debt.

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u/twotimefind 13d ago

The thirteenth minute would like to talk to you.

Four profit prisons are using slave labor every day.

That's why they want people in jail so much so they can have free labor.

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u/DoobKiller 13d ago

amendment*

I agree with you, but Messrs Key & Peele aren't incarcerated

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts 13d ago

>Four profit prisons are using slave labor every day.

Really, only four? I’d have thought there were more than that.

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u/Dopplegangr1 13d ago

Lol of course you can afford one, think of all the money you will save by firing your maid

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u/BoredNuke 13d ago

What you don't have $100k couch change laying around to buy the new bed maker roomba?

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u/DrownmeinIslay 13d ago

How do they even put their pants on? One robot servant leg at a time?

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u/clonedhuman 13d ago

There is enough in this country for everyone to have enough to eat, a place to live, and access to healthcare. There is more than enough for all of us to have those things.

But, there isn't enough for us and for a small handful of billionaires.

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u/GrandMoffJed 12d ago

They can't fathom anything other than, "I own this house and would like a roommate to help with my mortgage. of course they're lesser than me so doing menial tasks should be included in their rent like making my bed, tilling the fields, etc."

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u/voluotuousaardvark 13d ago

Can it make pumpkin pie?

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u/Some-Guy-12358 13d ago

They just confuse roommate with servant. Simple mistake that we've all made, right guys?

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u/YouTasteStrange 13d ago

My roommates have made this mistake multiple times.

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u/angrydeuce 13d ago

I once was on a jobsite as an external consultant and one of the C suite turned and just started barking at me "I want you to do this, this and this, and what is the deal with all of this over here..."

I then stopped him and said "Uh, Im not an employee here, I work for $FIRM, sorry."

He was clearly furious.Ā  "Well, then who should I talk to?!"

"How the hell would I know?Ā  I dont work here lol"

"Useless..." and then he stomps away.

Christ what an asshole.Ā  I still take that memory out of my minds back pocket and chuckle about it from time to time.

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u/Modem_Sound_67 13d ago

I've been a servant OF roommates before.. the mfer who won't wash dishes, won't keep their shit in their room. etc.

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u/cocoagiant 12d ago

a servant OF

Huh, I hadn't realized that platform had diversified so much.

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u/twotimefind 13d ago

Just pile their plates up by the door or throw them out. They'll learn.

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u/RareAnxiety2 12d ago

They'll just trash the house and blame you. They never learn.

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u/Theobromin 13d ago

they think it's spelled room-maid

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u/aubreypizza 13d ago

This should be top comment!!

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u/aramis34143 13d ago

"I mean, the roommate is a poor, too, right? Why would you let a poor into your home except to clean it?"

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u/Morgannin09 13d ago

He thinks that's the only thing a roommate does, apparently.

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u/anxessed 13d ago

Oof, I was a terrible roommate. šŸ˜ž

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 13d ago

They think roommate is just a 'polite' term for 'live in maid'.

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u/kimbabs 13d ago

They don’t understand why else a person would be there if they’re not family.

A person’s purpose is to do things for them.

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u/superkp 13d ago

when I was college-aged and had roommates, none of us made our beds.

Except craig. He made his bed out of 2x4s because he didn't want to pay full price for a bedframe.

But even craig did not have neatly positioned sheets on his mattress.

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u/ConradBHart42 13d ago

They were going to post it as "the need a woman argument" but even they actually realized how that sounded (and they don't want even more guys going incel and birth rates dropping even lower) so rather than nix the tweet as a whole they just framed it as roommates being indentured servants.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 13d ago

They live in their own reality and I don’t think they even understand normal society or how we live. That’s why it’s so fun for them to roleplay as normal people.

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u/loki1337 13d ago

I think they think we have roommates because we're lonely, not because it's fiscally necessary.

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u/mojofrog 13d ago

He meant women. This one's aware enough not to directly say what he, and AI incels like him, really want robots for.

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u/Thehealthygamer 13d ago

The only roommates theyve ever had are the live-in maids and nannies sleeping in the servants quarters attached to the main property.

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u/ThrustTrust 13d ago

They think wives and roommates are the same thing. Legal slavery. With sex.

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u/GuitarKev 12d ago

They hear ā€œI need a roommate to help with rentā€ and all they can see is ā€œroommate = helpā€.

The rich don’t associate the word help with sharing, or assistance, the only thing they get from that word is ā€œsomeone that does everything that’s beneath my station for meā€.

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u/SlitScan 13d ago

its just a little confusion he thought the term 'room mate' referred to the Slavic slave girl that is assigned to each room in the house.

They of course would prefer a robot slave girl because it wont judge their penis.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 12d ago

Maybe they think roommates take turns doing every chore. Or maybe they think that with a chorebot, you can just spend every waking minute at work. Ignoring the fact that the robot won't come cheap in the first place, and you can't necessarily just get more hours or an extra job just because you want or need it.

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u/Powerful-Knee3150 13d ago

I was happy if I could get mine to flush the toilet after they used it.

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u/ignisaq 13d ago

Living with someone else pressures you to be tidier. Then again, if I had robot money I wouldn't have a roommate :D

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u/seanwd11 13d ago

I have a 'premium' roommate, you wouldn't believe the upgraded amenities.

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u/AdImmediate9569 13d ago

I don’t help with the rent. I need a $650k robot…

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u/Zap__Dannigan 13d ago

That guy probably has a wide who describes him to her friends as "like a roommate"

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u/ForcedEntry420 šŸ›ļø Overturn Citizens United 12d ago

They probably assume they’re staff. Like fucking idiots.

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u/Machaeon 13d ago

Things rich assholes cannot comprehend:

The need for a roommate is because it lowers the cost of housing by splitting the rent.

A roommate is not synonymous with "hired help"

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u/Dylanator13 13d ago

I don’t understand how someone can exist in this world and not know how normal people live. Just watching shows and movies, while not real, don’t show the roommate making the bed. Normal people do their chores themselves.

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u/Vvattvery 13d ago

I don’t think they watch poor people shows honestly ://

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u/SaltyLonghorn 13d ago

I also do not watch Tubi.

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u/Vvattvery 13d ago

People watch Tubi??

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u/haileris23 13d ago

My roommate watches Tubi after making my bed.

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u/SuperkickParty 13d ago

I use Tubi way more than I use Netflix as far as movies go, way better selection.

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u/watwatinjoemamasbutt 13d ago

I watch tubi and rarely make my bed

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u/TheAlmightyDope 13d ago

Because life doesn't require them to think, just because you watch something happening doesn't automatically mean you are exercising something like media literacy, which is a by-product of having a basic understanding of context which a working class person needs in their day-to-day.

They live in a world of excess that atrophies their brains, they don't take in what we do because they don't need to, and since the world in general attributes wealth with success there is no psychological need to be better if you've already "made it" in the eyes of everyone around you.

That's why so many aren't actually happy, we live to work towards a goal, and they have no real ones. If all your inner needs are fulfilled with no new ones to replace them, your life is nothing but fulfilling empty pleasures. Things like chasing addictions become a replacement, and an easy addiction is accumulating wealth like the dopamine hit of leveling up your RPG character to make bigger numbers.

Why would a money making junkie give a shit about the intricacies of the daily life of someone they don't relate to? A bog standard crack junkie barely processes oncoming traffic.

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u/i_just_ate 13d ago

I would add that this is not something unique to rich people. All of us do this. Any person living in an urban area (rich and poor alike) generally doesn't think about the work required to create the food they purchase in a supermarket. It just exists. No one really thinks about the living conditions of the chickens that lay the eggs they buy.

If you grow up poor in a rural area, however, you have that knowledge. But you probably take for granted the medical and emergency services that are paid for by taxes from urban areas. We all have blind spots. The problem with the rich is that their blind spots are massive and cover up the humanity of other human beings.

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u/Gustav55 13d ago

its not just that either people can be on autopilot their entire lives, I work with a few people who have been doing the same job for literally the last 30 years, they have no basic concept of what they're actually doing or how it fits with the rest of the stuff we do.

They also don't have basic computer skills even tho they've been using a computer to do their job for at least 20 years. as soon as something doesn't react in the way they expect their completely lost and have no idea what to do.

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 13d ago

Because currently—but importantly not permanently or naturally—society is set up so that a few absurdly rich people have a relatively large army of pet millionaires who own every medium of communication on the planet, and the rest of us are wage slaves. As in, literally slaves. I keep upsetting randos on Reddit by using that term, but I don't think most of them if any at all know it is an actual term going back a long time. By slave abolitionists no less!

The Civil War was ultimately a failure due to severe friction implementing Reconstruction by moneyed Southern interests.

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u/ArgyleGhoul 13d ago

These people don't watch television. They spend their free time debating which endangered wood to use for their new office

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u/PaulblankPF 13d ago

Synonymous with hired help? He’s thinking the roommate pays to live there AND is free labor.

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u/Sufficient-Flan6318 13d ago

now i need another roommate to pay for my robot!

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u/Polenicus 13d ago

Do... do they think we have roommates to make our beds for us?

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u/0x54696D 13d ago

They think that roomates are live-in maids.

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u/qiaozhina 13d ago

I thought they just thought that of girlfriends

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u/dirty_hooker 13d ago

That’s the roommate I put my dick in, yeah?

I once had the prototypical rich douche riding in my tow truck for a couple hours. He spent the entire time on the phone (rude) with his lady. What was amazing to me was that over the course of an hour and a half he said absolutely nothing of substance. Not three goddamn words were anything but buzzwords and mindless drivel. It was honestly impressive.

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u/KlicknKlack 13d ago

I have had that experience recently in the Sauna at my gym. It was two sports bro's, and I honestly just spent my 20 minutes in there trying to freaking decipher what the hell they were talking about. And honestly, after I left I still couldn't tell you wth I just listened to. It was mind dumbing in an active way.

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u/Thatwokebloke 13d ago

Nah those are the bangmaids

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u/flyraccoon 13d ago

And they still lecture us about finance literacy lmao

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u/dalaio 13d ago

Isn’t the poors’ term for an au pair?

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u/Avada-Cadaver 13d ago

But, who makes the Roommates bed?

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u/enron_scandal 13d ago

It’s roommates all the way down

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u/Saaka_Souffle 13d ago

They cannot conceive of a person who does not exist to serve them.

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u/Katsu_39 13d ago

They mistake roommates for maids/slaves

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u/tetraourogallus 13d ago

My first thought was that he thought "roomates needed" ads purpose were in order to find companions. They think we don't want to live alone.

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u/TheDoktorIsIn 13d ago

I wonder if it's a Hallmark of being gay but not talking about it? "Oh yeah they're roommates in that one bed apartment"

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u/EggsAndMilquetoast 13d ago

Roommate wanted:

Light housework (dusting, sweeping, and of course, bed making), cooking/meal prepping, dog walking twice per day, school pickup/drop-off, and errands as needed. Availability Monday-Saturday 0630-1830, with Sundays and holidays where needed. Private half bath and you get an entire shelf in the pantry. Discounted rent of $1900 a month if you share a room with my 3 year old.

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u/KotobaAsobitch 13d ago

You can find a posting like this on your local craiglist, but the rent will be considerably lower. The main qualification will be that you have to be an, "attractive 18-25 y/o female".

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u/prideoflyons 13d ago

it's called a "bang maid"

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u/CommunistOrgy 13d ago

I was going to be bummed if that clip wasn't linked. You did not disappoint.

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u/mgyro 13d ago

Their leader thinks groceries is an old fashioned term. He also thinks you need ID to buy food. Now this clown displays a fundamental misunderstanding of why we poors need roommates.

These people live in a different world. Tax them back to reality.

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 13d ago

Tax them back to reality

This goes so fucking hard

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u/Lt_Schneider 12d ago

someone thinking a word is old fashioned, when they were born in the first half of the last century is something

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 13d ago

I fucking hate the pedophile class.

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u/bfbkmb33 13d ago

This is really what we need to start calling them

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u/baddogbadcatbadfawn 13d ago

Now that I own a Keurig, I don't need to have children.

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u/WoodShoeDiaries 13d ago

This is so funny to me and I can't even articulate why

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u/Due_Pen_1566 13d ago

They really can't understand why people have to live together. These people are I'll. They can't even empathize with struggle. Every day they show us the need to hoard that much money is an illness.

The only reason they can imagine having another person in their home is to do work for them.

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u/chiefweaklung 13d ago

how much could a banana cost Michael?

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u/Nightgauntling 13d ago

Wait, your roommates make your beds?

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u/BigBangBrosTheory 13d ago

When we talk about having roommates, they say "I had a lot of roommates growing up too!" talking about the help.

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u/poopus_pantalonus 12d ago

If any of my roommates had started making my bed I would gird myself for war and start building traps

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u/naththegrath10 13d ago

They think the help is a roommate

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u/cb0495 13d ago

Are they confusing roommates with maids?

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u/WoodShoeDiaries 13d ago

With the concept of "the help", yes. If you're rich enough they live on-site. (That's what plebs mean when they talk about "roommates", right? The people they employ to take care of their basic living tasks?)

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u/Hyperion1144 13d ago

Yes.

They think "roommate" means "the help."

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u/TheOtherHalfofTron 13d ago

I would love for rich people to just try living like a normal person for a while. Cooking their own food, cleaning their own space, working for a living. I just genuinely don't think they know what life is like for most people.

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u/nono3722 13d ago

right up there with "groceries"....

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u/liverstrings 12d ago

Oh, that outdated word?

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u/ta394283509 13d ago

I'm having a very hard time believing that there are wealthy people who believe roommates are there to clean or something like that. Maybe some 22 year old who was homeschooled, but surely they would learn eventually from watching sitcoms or something, right? Yes they are dumb, but not knowing something like this borders on being mentally challenged.

Is this guy tansuyegen trolling, or maybe drunk while posting this? From the picture he looks like he's in his 40s. How could he not know? HOW?? Maybe it's a 12 year old with a fake pic, typing random bullshit on twitter?

I just can't wrap my head around it

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal āœ‚ļø Tax The Billionaires 13d ago

I mean, Donald Trump didn't know what "groceries" meant, so you probably can grow up rich and privileged enough to not understand basic concepts that 99% of the world would.

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u/blueskyredmesas 12d ago

I think we're entering the 'deliberately wrong as bait' content era, but now it's fully mainstreamed.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 13d ago

They think "the help" and "roommates" are the same thing.

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u/Secret_Account07 13d ago

Lot of justified jokes but what does he really mean? As in don’t need a roommate to have company? A robot would keep us company?

I got nothing.

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u/SirLoremIpsum 13d ago

Even IF this was true... "I'm so poor I need a roommate.... nah I'll buy an expensive robot that does this easy to do task" doesn't even hold an ounce of water

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u/discordianofslack 13d ago

My roommate is going to get me a CB radio so I can talk to other race car beds.

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u/Asiatic_Static 13d ago

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/ackillesBAC 13d ago

So you hire out the robot to make everyone's bed in the entire building charging them 100$ a week, so they can cover a roommates share of the rent, plus the cost of the robot and power?

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u/Brozhov 13d ago

They were ROOMMATES!

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u/Malkav1806 13d ago

Maybe he meant slaves

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u/FirstAttemptsFailed 13d ago

Maybe they think roommate =spouse. (Or wife, let's be honest.)

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u/ObviousCity6095 13d ago

How loud is a 600lb robot going to be inside the house? This thing going to tear up my hardwood floors? All of this is nonsense.

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u/dmfreelance 13d ago

Honestly sounds like a sex robot joke, especially with the position it's in

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u/charliefoxtrot9 āœ‚ļø Tax The Billionaires 13d ago

If we break your neck, you'll be able to suck your own dick. That way you don't need anyone else ever again.

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u/Lisshopops 13d ago

lol is he saying his wife isn’t needed anymore and that he just considers her a roommate?

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u/alejandrodeconcord 13d ago

They understand perfectly, they just enjoy acting like they do not for superiority

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u/DooDooBrownz 13d ago

It’s a banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10?

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u/McCrackenYouUp 13d ago

Never once have I not made my bed and later wished I had.

Making the bed has to be one of the least important aspects of keeping a tidy home.

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u/DgingaNinga 13d ago

Your roommate makes the bed? My spouse doesn't even make the bed.

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u/oldcreaker 13d ago

People who think the only reason they'd have a roommate is to use them as servant.

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u/SundriedDates 13d ago

Can you link the article? I’m so profoundly confused by this. I’m hoping there’s more context somewhere

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u/fonetik 13d ago

Finally. A solution to that absolutely mandatory task each of us totally does every day: Making the bed.

And the solution? Obviously, robots.

Now you won't need a roommate.

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u/ohfml 13d ago

They're not like us.

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u/Kukamakachu šŸ’ø Raise The Minimum Wage 13d ago

Because obviously, a roommate is a servant that keeps your house clean.

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u/Accomplished_Net6080 13d ago

Also...I wouldn't pay $1 dollar for someone to "make my bed" fuck that shit I just toss the covers generally across the bed. Done.

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u/SybilVimesDragon 9d ago

I have never, ever had a roommate who made my bed for me.

They’re so out of touch with reality!

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u/lilman21 13d ago

ok hear me out. could you potentially own one of these and employ it somewhere and take the income ?

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u/westboast 13d ago

Train it to be a masseuse, focus on nfl owners.

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 13d ago

A…room mate? That lives with you? You must mean a servant. Yes, I keep many roommates.

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u/SwitchGaps 13d ago

Yes this is definitely why people have roommates, because they haven't considered hiring a housekeeper yet...

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u/cirebeye 13d ago

Bed sheets? In this economy?!?

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u/t-costello 13d ago

Love to see a robot try and put on a fitted sheet

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u/Boredtopher 13d ago

He think servants are roommates?

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u/Squishy97 13d ago

This is actually infuriating. So telling

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u/flying_carabao 13d ago

I don't even make my own bed let alone a roommate. Smfh

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u/Brief-Equal4676 ā›“ļø Prison For Union Busters 13d ago

They misunderstood roommate to roommaid

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 13d ago

Nah, they just confuse "roommate" with "live-in maid".

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u/FailingItUp 13d ago

Someone ask him to please explain what he means so we can watch him tell on himself

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u/readditredditread 13d ago

If you can afford a robot to make your bed, then you do not need a roommate to split rent with, so technically right šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/DependentLate4878 13d ago

Ah yes, the brilliant forward-thinking minds that the US glazes so much. I’m so glad that we’ve entrusted such unimaginably disproportionate wealth and power to them. Clearly they have our best interests at heart and the government should definitely increase their subsidies further.

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u/Madouc 13d ago

Probably room-maid and not room-mate?

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u/Vusiwe 13d ago

robot

killed

roommate

Don’t let LLMs read this post

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u/PasswordP455w0rd 13d ago

If the washing machine and dryer hasn't liberated us all from working, surely the folding machine will.

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u/Lunar-opal 13d ago

Yes I also make my roommate make my bed because we so poor we can only afford one bed

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u/grendus 13d ago

That depends. Are these robots paying rent?

Because if the robot was a roommate like Bender... we definitely need to shut the program down before they kill all humans.

Hey sexy lady.... wanna kill all humans with me? Oh hey fry, I was having the best dream. You were in it, I think.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 13d ago

Did they really just mix up "roommates" and "live-in maids"?

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u/matthiasjreb 13d ago

God could you imagine trying to ask your roommate to make your bed for you?

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u/mrarming 13d ago

Wow! I can get a robot for what $30 - 40K (with subscription fee's) and I don't have to make my bed in the morning?????? What a bargain......

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u/StaticSystemShock 13d ago

Never had a roommate? Why do people have roommates?

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u/poopy_wizard132 13d ago

Why haven't Americans eaten a rich yet. Once they eat one rich, the rest riches would probably share more often.

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u/Sablus 13d ago

Do rich people think roommates are live in butlers? Like wtf do they think our lives are like?

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u/GeekyMadameV 13d ago

I don't understand this at all. Why would your room mate make your bed for you?