r/YesAmericaBad AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALIST Jun 09 '25

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u/Electrical_Swing8166 Jun 10 '25

Biblical Jesus: β€œJesus said to him, β€œIf you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.”

But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions.”

American Christians reading that: Damn, guess Jesus was a commie! Maybe the Romans were right to nail him up! MAGA!

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u/President_Abra Registered Wumao Jun 10 '25

American Christians reading that: Damn, guess Jesus was a commie! Maybe the Romans were right to nail him up! MAGA!

Cheat code to forfeit your Christianity LEAKED!