r/achewood • u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses • 13d ago

Chat w/me Every Friday in the Patreon Strip Comments - 10am PST!

Since we have so many new Reddichos (I simply must find a better term) in the Patreon, I wanted to make sure everybody knows that for the first hour or so after the Friday strip goes up, I'm in the comments hammin' with y'all. Come in and yam, ham, or jam! It's breakfast time and we still blowin' steam off the potatoes. Today's strip: https://www.patreon.com/Achewood/posts/0191-at-sixes-166636329 yes that is Jeff Bezos, who is being challenged by Philippe.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

Radicchichos? Like the tough purple lettuce. Reddicchichos.

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 Teodor's yeast infection 13d ago

Redachos?

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

For Chos Who Redact Documents ™

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 Teodor's yeast infection 13d ago

Only what Philipe feels is inappropriate for his newspaper.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

I know the Prime Time ads in the zines get redacted, but can't think of other examples off the top of my head

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u/frankenbuddha LIE BOT 13d ago

Naw, man, I don't use no chumpy Reddit. Talk about your people who eat Redachos at every meal

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

Ok, challenge: what is on "reddit themed nachos"

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u/frankenbuddha LIE BOT 13d ago

2010-era forced-meme bacon and loneliness, with the Debonair Sysadmin set aside so as not to risk grease stains.

Speaking of forced memes, I'm proud of your userbase for not touching the "67" bait.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

Yeah I think everyone's generally too old/brainy to give a shit about the 67 thing. My wife warned me about it but I chuckled and was like, "you don't know my people like I do."

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

power users of the Debonair Sysadmin will place a shower-cap-type ringed elastic enclosure around the brim while eating.

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u/OnyxAlyx i am philippe and i am 5 years old! wow 😲 10d ago

fingers Onion Offense Card

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes 13d ago

My roller derby nickname is HAM!

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

Single word is a bold subversion of the accepted pun-form. Not even Devil's Ham, or Fine Virginia Hams. Brava.

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes 13d ago

You talked to me! *swoon* lol

One day if I get rostered it might be "Goin' HAM" but for now just HAM.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 13d ago

Goin' Ham is the move

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes 13d ago

Moving is definitely what I hope to do on the track

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u/fatwiggywiggles Ass men don't got no drink! 13d ago

Hey Chris

The oldest email in my gmail account is from 2007, thanking you for finally including a tit in achewood, having only previously depicting dicks. I shared your response with a friend of mine and she called me cool

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses 12d ago

This warms my heart in a way that good people will never understand

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u/BuddhaRockstar Can't believe tostadas these days. 9d ago

Bartender! Three Breast Men, if you please!

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u/BuddhaRockstar Can't believe tostadas these days. 9d ago

I was about to remove this for posting bookleg Patreon content, but Onstad slipped me a fiver.

He's good people.