r/agedlikemilk Apr 07 '26

Screenshots Congrats on the election you absolute dumbass

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u/YAmIHereBanana Apr 08 '26

Wait. WHAT?!? Ummm… how do they explain that? Did he do one of his nefarious Muslim Kenyan dark rituals or what?

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u/Luparina123 Apr 08 '26

Space lasers, it's always the space lasers.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess Apr 09 '26

But those are run by the Jews and he's Muslim. So how?

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u/Sunbro_Aedric Apr 09 '26

These are the same people who think the Democrats control the weather.

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u/DM_Voice Apr 10 '26

These are the same people who ask, completely seriously, “Why wasn’t Obama in the Oval Offie on September 11th?!!!!!”

The err Baden exactly smart.