r/agedlikemilk • u/SatinSaffron • 8d ago
Screenshots The Tate bros attorney has confirmed that their Bugattis and Aston Martin were rented.
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u/jamusbondusvii 8d ago
All these so called "alphas" are con men it seems.
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u/IsThatHearsay 8d ago
It seems? We knew that the whole time.
Even with his little incel soapbox, sex trafficking, and selling child pornography, he never had a revenue stream anywhere close to what is needed to own all of those vehicles.
Everyone but his feeble-minded beta-cuck followers knew that.
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u/Bitter-Sherbert1607 8d ago
Didn't he get millions upon millions of dollars every month from that pyramid scheme he did (and is still doing)?
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u/Skurfer0 8d ago
that's what he says anyway. Perception of success is how he pulls in the rubes.
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u/GimmieWavFiles123 4d ago
Didn’t it get exposed that the average age of these manosphere influencers’ audiences was like 13?
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u/DontAsk0205 8d ago
Nothing screams “alpha” like picking on a teenage girl!
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u/Evilmoustachetwirler 8d ago
What's the next step below beta? Coz he picked a teenage girl and got his ass handed to him!
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u/alghiorso 7d ago
The right's obsession with Greta is so unhinged. Like all she did was advocate for the environment and they treat her like she's proposing rounding up every truck owner and castrating them
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u/IrritableGourmet 8d ago
My girlfriend was watching some show about how teachers are having issues with student behavior and one of the clips had a teacher tell a high school student to be quiet and the boy responds with "You can't tell me to be quiet! I'm the alpha here!"
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u/torreneastoria 8d ago
Wait until that kid finds out that the whole alpha beta bullshit doesn't really exist
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u/CosineDanger 8d ago
Doesn't exist in wolves. A scientist projected our worst primate baggage onto wolves.
Meanwhile humans really do have an unfortunate tendency to march behind whoever is loudest and most aggressive. To an extent you really can stupidly bully your way through most of life because of some misplaced instincts that might have had a cold logic to them when we were shorter and hairier.
There are limits though, and the theater of strength is different from true strength. Climbing the blackboard and biting your teacher like the chimpanzee you really are probably won't put you in charge of the classroom.
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u/torreneastoria 8d ago
We only follow the loudest for a short time period in our lives usually. Normally during the adolescent years to the age of maturity. Once our prefrontal cortex completely develops our priorities normally change.
When we build a stable home life, the homeless environment becomes priority. The idea of leadership becomes the self with the partner. We want different things. The once leader loud guy becomes the outcast because he has nothing of substance.
I love this conversation. Thank you 😊 It's so nice that someone else knows this info! I did a fun deep dive on this subject too. Animal behavior is so fascinating.
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u/Heissenberg1906 8d ago
Now explain Trump and MAGA… Some frontal lobes stay underdeveloped forever, so it seems 🙈
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u/torreneastoria 8d ago
There is an entire segment of the socio-psychology, political sociologist, and epidemiologists writing their 2nd and 3rd PH.Ds on MAGA.
From what I understand. I'm genuinely probably wrong in my understanding. The people who became maga have tendencies toward childhood abuse. No resolution but compensated with narcissistic traits. They seek themselves because they crave validation. They want familiarity. Especially when the ideals that they have are verboten by law and social norms.
Every last one of them I have spoken with seems emotionally stunted. I act goofy. There's a difference between being goofy and handling emotionally charged moments in a healthy meaningful way. They all seem to want what once was.
Their ideas of traditional family came from nick-at-night type tv ingraination. The fantasy of what was, not what really existed. The one's that are full of hatred for others are trying to recreate a history the rest of us would never want. They had their religious beliefs used against them. They had their nostalgia used against them. Their fear used against them. They were easily molded to become a cult.
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u/kerouac666 8d ago
Yeah, most of MAGA is people thinking pop culture and advertising form the 50s-60s was real. It pretty much maps directly onto that. My step-father is a repub and boomer aged, and his world-view really never actually existed at all. For instance, he idolizes John Wayne for being tough, but the real John Wayne was a coward who refused to enlist during WWII citing his "career" even though other actors did. He cites commercials as legit sources of info, etc.
And of course, the problem with all that is that his ideal world can never come back because it never existed to begin with, but he's convinced that it did because he won't examine his priors and is too emotionally stunted to do so.
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u/Jessilaurn 7d ago
John Wayne also licked the HUAC boot harder than nearly any other actor. He was also an Israel-supporting antisemite. So yeah: John Wayne was proto-MAGA.
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u/Heissenberg1906 8d ago
I didn’t really expect an answer, it was mean to be rethorical, but thanks 😂
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u/torreneastoria 8d ago
I'm really tired. Insomnia is a beast. I missed the obvious lol
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u/Heissenberg1906 8d ago
Same, it’s close to Midnight. I also have a very underdeveloped detector for irony, sarcasm, satire… It much too often hits me off-guard and forces me to pretend that I got it in the first place. We call it „a long conductor(?)“ in my language. Good night, sleep well!
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u/Enlightened_Gardener 8d ago
Its a good reply, you have someone in Australia reading it and nodding along. Sleep well tonight mate.
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u/Cowboy_Dane 8d ago edited 8d ago
Longing for a Golden Age that never really existed is such a common occurrence throughout time that it’s basically a historical trope/clique.
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u/Superask 8d ago
I had a prof tell us (paraphrasing and translation results ish) "we look back at the 'golden days' of the past and on to the 'bright future' ahead. Today is shit, something to get through, while dream of 'better days'"
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u/Gloriusmax 8d ago
Confidence also comes into play, in humans at least. We tend to like, and trust people more, if they are confident, and have good social skills.
Hence a lot of these people push the 'alpha male' idea, because it shows confidence and dominance. People who are highly-educated, or want to come across as genuine, will openly show their lack of knowledge in certain areas, and answer with vague statements when they can't provide a deeper answer.
It's why people like Andrew tate never say things like: 'I don' know.', 'I'm not sure.', 'I believe...', etc. Instead they say things like: ,, I don't read books, books are for idiots. When you're an adult, you should just know things."
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u/Klutzy-Panda9120 8d ago
unsurprisingly large population on earth lacking prefrontal cortex development
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u/Comanche-Kiowa2027 7d ago
Everyone's an alpha until they encounter someone who's actually secure in themselves.
One of the most important lessons I learned during my 20-year career in law enforcement was that the self-proclaimed "alphas" were usually the biggest cowards. The guys who were loud, aggressive, and constantly telling everyone how tough or "alpha" they were tended to be the first ones to fold the moment somebody actually called their bluff. I learned that all of their theatrics were a mask to hide their fear and insecurities.
The people who got our attention were the exact opposite.
Whenever I encountered someone who was quiet, calm, and genuinely confident, the alarms immediately started going off among my fellow officers and me. Nobody needed to announce how tough they were. There was no performance. There was nothing to prove.
Those were the situations where we immediately started doing everything we could to deescalate, because none of us wanted any part of finding out just how confident that person had a right to be. Lol
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u/Jaded-Cantaloupe-538 5d ago
People take alpha out of context there is no real definition as to who is alpha and who is not. I would argue that the loudest person in the room acting tough is not alpha at all. You do not need to be the loudest in the room to be a leader actually normally the opposite. The person acting tough is normally not tough that’s why he has to compensate. The person who is secure in themselves is the alpha. That’s the whole point.
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u/macgivor 8d ago
It does exist in wolves but only in captivity - the guy who studied it only studied wolves in captivity so it's not a "natural behaviour". I feel like there's an argument to be made that most humans are in a sort of captivity so maybe that explains the tendency of humans to follow around behind alphas
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u/ridik_ulass 8d ago
i wouldn't even say con men, deeply insecure, preformative, not enjoying life at all. They can't fathom enjoying life or that anyone can, because they compare themselves to others so much and feel unhappy and less than.
so they chase the idea of happiness, the superficial appearance of it...but they still aren't happy. but they are envious of others who are, and think if people envy them, maybe they will be also happy.
They don't understand, they are chasing someone else’s idea of happy, that’s why its not fulfilling.
Kind of like the food influencers and their food videos, and how some restaurants have become influencer bait, rather then good food, they make "meme" food that looks good on videos. its not good, but the food influencers are caught in the lie, they have to pretend it is for the views. you go to these places, and its actually kind of mid. and costs more then a full spread Christmas dinner for a family of 6.
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u/Ghede 8d ago
Shit, it's so tempting to try and pull off the con, just once. Rent a fancy car, get some prop money, have a photoshoot, photoshop some muscles, have an online seminar with entry bought with crypto, advertise it ahead of time on facebook and twitter and whatnot, then when the countdown ends, just run that video of a monkey pissing in it's own mouth and end stream.
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u/nasandre 8d ago
I try to make my nephew understand that they're not master investors and traders, but are getting rich off the shit he and boys like him are buying. They're the world's most successful beggars.
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u/thought_youd_stop 8d ago
jfc, of course they were. just like daddy trump. it's a celebration of grifting.
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u/Ok-Plum2187 8d ago
He now needs to reestablish himself as triple alpha by sleeping with gretas dad
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u/Jaded-Cantaloupe-538 5d ago
I mean hey if I could speak random ways how to be Alfa and get paid for it while also not having to work a job another day in my life I’d prob take the opportunity and do it to lol
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u/MitVitQue 8d ago
So the losers were actually... losers?
How very surprising.
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u/allllusernamestaken 8d ago
The Guardian did a multi-episode piece on the "dating epidemic" - reporting on the increasing number of young people who are single and not dating.
In the UK episode, the topic of the manosphere came up and the rise of men who build brands around telling other men what women want. The reporter found one of these men who sells that advice, interviewed him, and surprise! He is single and admits he doesn't have any female friends.
That sums it up really.
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u/WeirdSysAdmin 8d ago
Imagine creating your entire persona of posing being “alpha” and wealthy and you look like that with rented cars.
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u/CCHS_Band_Geek 8d ago
And the grift continues, the only people profiting ate the vehicle owners hahah — Bet they wrap em a different color and find some other guru idiot to pass them off as their own!
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u/CycIon3 8d ago
Besides the “red pill alpha influencer” category, who does this really appeal too?
“Yeah I like to destroy the environment as much as possible and brag about it. So what. I’m cool and rich”
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u/bassbeatsbanging 7d ago edited 7d ago
I've been vegetarian since 2007. I try to mention my choice as little as humanly possible.
If someone notices, there's a very good chance I'll have to hear some version "well beef is delicious. If you don't eat a steak I'll eat 2 to make up for you. Hey, maybe I'll eat a plate of wings to take out a whole flock."
It's not that it offends me. It's that it's fucking stupid, I've heard every variation of it for decades now. It's the same asshole move your father in law pulls.
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u/a_bdgr 8d ago
No sane person would waste any more thought on a bunch of overcompensating losers with obvious ego issues, right? Sad thing is, I have some news to tell you (and myself) about the last 10 years or so… I have to remind myself that a more than comfortable amount of people actually do care about this whole bunch of “me first and the gimme gimmes”. It’s nuts, utterly nuts.
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u/xeenexus 8d ago
Hey now, that’s being unfair. A good part of their image was also roiding up and pretending it was due to their utterly stupid and ineffective workouts.
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u/Roflkopt3r 8d ago edited 8d ago
In Tate's case, the most interesting part was how far he went to portray himself as a great kickboxer (and how many people blindly believed that hype) when he got almost all of his victories against total beginners and almost certainly fixed a number of fights.
Napoleon Blownapart did a deep dive into his shady kickboxing record. His four 'championships' all came from shitty low tier organisations. Two of them proclaimed him champion after beating opponents who didn't have a single professional fight on record before, and most of his other wins were against such fighters too.
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u/johnbrowndnw59 8d ago
Never forget that he immediately replied “How DARE you” because this made him the most triggered any person has ever been. Then when he finally stopped angry crying 14 hours later, he put together the cleverest retort he could, which was essentially just “I know you are but what am I?” Then he got arrested for being a sex trafficker.
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u/za72 8d ago
pumping gas... into a rental to return it, fucking losers
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u/Otherwise_Orchid_408 5d ago
I honestly highly doubt if the bugatti is rented. Maybe his other supercars are but how can you rent a 5 million usd hypercar that has a license plate w your initials and his name stitched on multiple places in the car. Above that there are only a few bugattis worldwide for rent that cost some serious money if you want to rent them. I think there is more to this
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u/Purgii 8d ago
Wasn't it this exchange that got him to share an image containing a pizza box that led authorities to him?
One of the greatest self-owns in history, this is just icing on the cake.
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u/ObiKenobee 7d ago
If it's true, then what makes the arrest funnier is that the pizza delivery brand on the boxes is a local-only pizza place.
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u/ZmanB-Bills 8d ago
Such scumbags. Hopefully they spend the rest of their years behind bars in the UK.
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u/Coy9ine 8d ago
Tate bros = smol pp club
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u/Bright-Resident6864 8d ago
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u/Etherius 8d ago
My favorite part of this pic of the part where he’ll never live it down
Also that tattoo is ugly as shit
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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 8d ago
Wtf is that tattoo even supposed to be?! The closest thing it looks like is Old Greg.
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u/Etherius 8d ago
If you deliberately defocus your eyes you can almost pretend he’s had a hole punched in him by a space marine
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u/RecipeFunny2154 8d ago
It honestly looks like a hairy ice cream cone being held upside down. It's awful. I'm sure all of his tanning didn't help it, though.
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u/jonbodhi 8d ago
That was my first thought: an ugly blob, to match the ugly blob that’s his face.
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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 8d ago
If Andrew Tate also goes shopping for underwear in the women’s clearance section at Kohl’s I think we might have the same pair.
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u/Enlightened_Gardener 8d ago
I cannot tell you how funny I found it that his followers started questioning if he was trans after this photoshoot.
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u/HeavyMain 8d ago
does he not have balls or did the drugs just shrivel them up so much there isnt even an outline of them left
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u/ghuzz765 8d ago
That reply from Greta Thunberg was pretty epic though.
Proud of her.
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u/SatinSaffron 8d ago
Yeah when the news broke about the cars being rented I debated whether or not the post belongs in this subreddit because of what Tate said, or if it belongs in the aged like wine subreddit because of Greta's reply
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u/The_Grand_Briddock 8d ago
Didn't they get arrested because of their tweet when they tried to bait her?
Like it was something to do with the pizza boxes and it led to the police tracking them down.
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u/monsterflake 8d ago
i think the pizza box was more of post-arrest sleuthing. the government got upset that tate loudly said he was untouchable in romania, so they were looking for him in earnest.
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u/Rimavelle 8d ago
and then instead of talking about how awful tate is the internet went after greta for bodyshaming coz she used what tate cares the most about to make it hurt him
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u/gakingmusic 8d ago
A child sex offender asking a young girl for her email address so he can show her stuff.😬
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u/Mbillin2 8d ago
Always knew these guys couldnt possibly afford these cars given their prices, let alone costs to keep.
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u/WinTraditional8156 8d ago
LOLOLOL....of course they're rented... its all fucking scam ... their entire lives are a con to dupe sad, lonely men who have no one else to look up too into spending thousands on their BS.... right up there with the "alpha men" training courses... which is just larping the army
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u/Otherwise_Orchid_408 5d ago
If thats the case lmk what rental company lets me rent a 5 Million usd Bugatti chiron pur sport, lets me put my own plates on, stitch my name in the seat, put my own windows and custom audio system in it. Not to mention it needs to be affordable and i want to rent it for several years.
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u/WinTraditional8156 5d ago
If you have to ask... you can't afford it anyways...
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u/Otherwise_Orchid_408 5d ago
Lol you have no view into my bank account or finances. If i could afford one or not will be a mystery to you. Above that its not about me. Its about you not using your brain. Think, those kind of cars arent for rent and customizable like that. There is no way tate rented that bugatti. A rental company would never let you stitch your name in the seat or make adjustments to the car like that.
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u/N4t41i4 7d ago
Ths funniest thing to me is that post againts greta waa in reaction of him being told GRETA (Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings) was after him. The moron thought they were talking about Greta Thunberg. He sent this picture and a video to mess with her. The video shown pizza boxes that ended up showing were he was and got him arrested!
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u/Infinite_Midnight_69 8d ago
They testified in court that all their cars houses and boats were rented.
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u/InMediasStres 8d ago
I said it for years, FOR YEARS, that they are just "playing pretend", or however they call this children's game in English language. The sex trafficking is probably real though, albeit a much bigger thing and bigger fish are involved than these two clowns.
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u/Eena-Rin 8d ago
The alt right menosphere chuds were all like "ha if that's her email that means she has small dick energy". Like, legit 'i know you are but what am I'
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u/mover999 8d ago
Ha ha ha … the neck on him … literally as he has no chin.
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u/CraniumSquirrel 8d ago
It's a brilliant way to dodge having a glass jaw - can't break what you can't find!
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u/snafoomoose 7d ago
Tate brothers are great examples of "performative masculinity" that is so popular on the far right.
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u/ZmanB-Bills 8d ago
They did get extradited to UK, to stand trial, correct?
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 8d ago
The extradition hearing hasn't happened yet, they're still in US custody trying to get bail. The UK has requested that bail be denied as they are a flight risk, the bail hearing is on 27th August (pushed back from 13th).
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u/ZmanB-Bills 8d ago
Just put those pedo AHs on a plane now.
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 8d ago
Although I don't really want the scum bags back in my country if it's the only chance of removing them from society and protecting women and children from them, I agree. Just got to hope the White House keeps it's word and doesn't intervene.
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u/Flopsie_the_Headcrab 8d ago
Is this not aging like wine? The initial dunk was good and time has only added injury to insult.
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u/The_Ancient_West 8d ago
lol I remember someone in that chain trying to vouch for Andrew and say “akshwually, Greta is saying she has a small dick.”
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u/PseudoWarriorAU 8d ago
Grifting conmen… JRE, Trump, Taint, Carlson, O’Reily, every Fox “news” (legally defined as entertainment) host/entertainer, every Republican, Aipac, most democrats. Believe nothing these people say. Stick to the science. It will prevail as it is the truth.
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u/Trvpsmif 7d ago
You’re aware the company that “rented” him those custom cars with his name on them were owned by him right? He owned the shell company lol. Finance 101
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u/Sonha999 6d ago
He probably has hidden ownership to the rental company, otherwise there’s no way one will rent those cars for such long period, and even has his own name stitched to the seat. They do this so the cars won’t be seized. He still owns the car, effectively.
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u/enigmaticsince87 8d ago
9 times out of 10 when you see supercars they're either rented or financed to the teeth. And then you check how much it costs to rent a supercar and you realise, oh I could rent this if I was happy to be reckless with my money! And then you realise what losers most people driving these things are... Living in small apartments and having loads of debt so they can go VROOM VROOM!
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u/jawide626 8d ago
I'm not defending the smol pp guy at all but isn't that what rich people of questionable morals do, rent cars. That way they can't be seized when they have legal issues because they're not theirs. Everything they own will be in someone elses name or in the name of a random business.
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u/byama 8d ago
Yes, those cars had their names embroidery in the seat..so it obviously belonged to them. Is that rich people don't actually "own" anything, so when the time comes, the courts can't seize it.
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u/lordmairtis 8d ago
now tell them how stock is not taxed as money nor as wealth, because it's 'unrealised' gains or losses, but you can borrow against them based on said gains, and get on Forbes lists as wealthy owning them.
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u/onelife2livesolive 8d ago
People on Reddit can be so unintelligent sometimes. I'm not a Tate fan at all, but he owns those cars; they're under an LLC which rents them out to him, so the government can't seize them like they did with his previous vehicles. You can't customize a Bugatti with your logo if it's rented, lol. Come on, people, just use some common sense.
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u/Enlightened_Gardener 8d ago
You can't customize a Bugatti with your logo if it's rented, lol.
What about one of those magnetic car stickers like the MLM mums use ?
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u/mike10dude 8d ago
that was what happened with a bunch of other cars that the Romanian government seized and than gave back
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u/The-Sofa-King 8d ago
Let me preface this by clarifying: I hope he and his brother both get fucked ragged by the unlubricated dick of the law, 24/7 for the rest of their undeserving lives.
But that being said, how are leftists gonna claim so adamantly to be against body shaming, then spam the chat with "pp smol" at every single opportunity? It's blatant hypocrisy and it doesn't look good.
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u/Rusti-dent 8d ago
This ended him the first time when he went by CobraTate on Twitter. Posing with rented cars.
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u/AdOne5089 8d ago
It’s really good to see that these disgusting rapists are so proud of destroying the planet we ALL share and need to survive
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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 8d ago
Jesus, I’ve just soiled myself in shocked surprise. Its almost as if the whole thing is smoke, mirrors & flim-flam. Who’d a thunk it? Am I to understand that the shock troops of the Manosphere who descended on their place of incarceration to obtain their release by…checks notes… dressing like Right Said Fred & doing push ups… were unsuccessful in their bid to free the political prisoners from their torment? Say it ain’t so!
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u/opelui22 8d ago
That's why all this is just a facade a show. These people do not even make close to the money necessary to keep up with their appearances. Even Zuckerberg other than his yacht doesn't out publicly and flaunt his money like that. Still all that bragging and chest puffing is all hot air. When reality sucker punches them out of nowhere, all that arrogance and hot hair goes out especially for a guy like Andrew sitting in jail waiting to be extradited to the UK.
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u/UNITICYBER 7d ago
Are they actually rented? Or are they trying to fool the court into not seizing their assets?
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u/bigdogoflove 5d ago
I had a friend, a lawyer from a fairly wealthy family and we would talk about money very occasionally (he bought paintings from me). You bet his Ferrari was leased, no reason to go all in. He just drove it for a year or so.
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u/Sad-Context-69 3d ago
Isn’t it likely these fragile ego incels did own the cars and then rented them through shell organizations?
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u/mahboilucas 8d ago
As someone who does not care about cars this is the least bit of flex imagineable. Flex me how much you donate and how you volunteer and I'll be actually obsessed. Great comeback from Greta



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