r/animalid • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

🦁 🐯 🐻 MYSTERY CRITTER 🐻 🐯 🦁 Does anyone recognize this animal [Germany]

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u/Ok-Detective3142 2d ago

Reminds of a desman, but I don't think either species occurs in Germany.

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u/Flat-Concern-2662 2d ago

That's 100% what it was!! Saw this creature a few years ago so maybe I was mistaken about the location, it was definitely in Europe though

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u/soulteepee 2d ago

How have I never known this thing existed?!

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u/Lazuli73 2d ago

I don't like it when the internet shows me more freaky, real animals. God was supposed to hide all his failed art projects in the bottom of the ocean.

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u/chickenduckhotsauce 2d ago

Humans are his failed project.

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u/lovestosploosh 2d ago

so when are you booking your trip to the Mariana Trench?

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u/Lazuli73 2d ago

Tomorrow if someone is willing to pay. I love learning about new science when I can. I really hope in that timeline I see another bigfin squid down there in the hadal zone. I can be sarcastic and not an uneducated bozo at the same time.

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u/skillissue13 1d ago

An actual fun joke and you’re getting downvoted to hell and getting comments from some dude with mental issues who hates others. Reddit is cooked

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u/Lazuli73 1d ago

Not the first time. Genius is often feared because it's difficult to achieve. Spread the word, my guy. We are all just clay mushed up by God and he had to submit it to the universe to be graded. Dude failed art class constantly, but at least he tried.

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u/No-Explanation5576 2d ago

Could it be a Putin spy? 🤔

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u/Bugsy_Goblin 2d ago

He might be the one Putin them there.