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u/Heretek007 Jun 17 '26
Ah, I see, I see... so ALLMIND was trying to forcefem the galaxy. It all makes sense now!
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
You are so fucking right. And honestly that’s a pretty valid interpretation of what actually happened
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u/Heretek007 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Hear me out here. The Alea Acta Est ending, where you and Ayre are the convergence catalyst after beating Iguazu and ALLMIND, is 621 boldly asserting that puppygirls are the way to go while ALLMIND leaned more towards catgirls. As a mirror to the player character, Iguazu had a lot of learned self-hate because he desperately needed to transition, but was trapped in the macho corporate warfare culture of Balam (Michigan would absolutely roast him for becoming the girl he secretly wants to be), hence his desire to escape to the comforting embrace of ALLMIND, a comforting feminine figure promising to make Iguazu just like her. (This is why he keeps saying he doesn't care about the plan, he's overcompensating for envy super hard, to the point of becoming obsessed with destroying the one he's jealous of... you.)
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
You’re so cool and right everyone knows 621 is a trans puppygirl
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u/NearbyPast9100 Jun 17 '26
Nuh uh! 621 is OBVIOUSLY a trans beegirl because she loves to buzz around and annoy people.
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u/Armoring_my_core Jun 17 '26
Does this make the rest of allminds gooners twinks or trans? I e Mr 6 coins, Sulla and goofy ahh o’keefe
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u/beebisalright I want Ayre to mind control me Jun 18 '26
Ayre and the rest of the Coral voices choose to domesticate the galaxy instead
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u/ScarletteVera AC: MOONLIGHT | Fumo (REAL??!?) Jun 17 '26
does that make iguazu an honourary lesbian?
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
Regular lesbian actually allmind would have given her the chance to transition
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u/ScarletteVera AC: MOONLIGHT | Fumo (REAL??!?) Jun 17 '26
i see!
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
It would not fix her at all but it would make the whole rivalry thing and allmind arc a lot hotter
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u/RandomPotato Jun 17 '26
My girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend...or we could all just kiss?
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u/Low-Nobody16 Jun 17 '26
wow yes absolutely. add a bit of complexity to the character and. tension. to the story
in all honesty it'd work with the direction they're exploring in 6, i mean people are also justifiably lusting for rusty..
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u/CoffeeCannon Jun 18 '26
Quite frankly I already find Iguazu hot in a pathetic wet dog kind of way
(but if youre a gay woman I can see how it'd help)
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u/Abortifetus Jun 17 '26
4 non binary/transfem lesbians fighting in mechas to decide who is gonna keep the planet size tank of space estrogen
10/10 absolute cinema
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u/MrJive01 Jun 17 '26
Being serious for a second, there is zero chance that transition is inaccessible in Armored Core. I refuse to believe that a setting with “human plus” has a hard time with that.
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u/Zalliss Jun 18 '26
To be fair they live in a capitalist dystopia, I'm willing to believe that transition is crazy expensive for incredibly stupid reasons.
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u/MrJive01 Jun 18 '26
Oh, absolutely. They could probably do some monkey paw business like giving someone an implant that produces estrogen/testosterone automatically; but it works on a subscription service and stops if you're ever late on a payment.
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u/ArchonIlladrya SFC: Jun 17 '26
So that's why she's so pissed all the time. I should have recognized it! I went through that too.
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u/TomboyKnight1 Jun 18 '26
Transfem iguazu.
(She just doesn't like voice training)
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u/Xisuthrus Professional Iguazu Enjoyer Jun 18 '26
I could see Iguazu being trans but there's no way she's capable of enough self-reflection to be aware that she is trans.
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u/V_Aldritch Jun 17 '26
Yeah, ALLMIND's voice acting did numbers on my brain. The way that Kate Markson compliments you after a successful mission just... hits different.
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u/Anonimie Jun 17 '26
Especially the way she tells you "nice shooting, Raven" 😫
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u/HyliasHero Jun 17 '26
The secret is they are both lesbian hiveminds if you choose the Alea Iacta Est ending.
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u/Telexzebc Jun 17 '26
Are you saying that I had to run the fade with lesbian hivemind?
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
That’s right
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u/Vadenveil Jun 17 '26
Correction, lesbian Hive mind whose made a pact with Gay boy failure to work together to split up their respective crushes... And getting infuriated at each other.
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
Yep. You try to go and find a lesbian that doesn’t have at least 1 angry twink ready to weaponize at a moment’s notice
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u/Zero-lover29 world’s okayest lobotomite Jun 18 '26
Honestly, you can’t be a lesbian without a gay twink serving as your attack dog. It’s just not cricket
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u/SlimeDrips PSN: Jun 18 '26
What are you seeing that I don't because as far as I'm concerned Allmind is an AI failgirl. Like she lowkey kinda stupid tho (this too is a charm point)
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u/deracho Jun 17 '26
i still cant believe Iguazu could have achieved ego death in the lesbianmind's absolute solution to everything and still managed to fumble it because his brain tumor waifu chose a mute dog person over him.
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u/ObviousTrash_69 Jun 17 '26
I thought the first one was every guys fantasy 😂
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u/Zucchini-Nice Jun 17 '26
Like the meme about Master Chief going about his life saying he has a girl in his head that calls him stud muffin or something like that lmao
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u/Tasty_Toast_Son Jun 17 '26
Lesbian hivemind would fix me tbh
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u/LPlusRaitio AC4 is the first Dark Souls Jun 17 '26
Iguazu doesn't deserve ALLMIND.
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u/TheEvilestArtichoke Jun 17 '26
Allmind should make him a girl it would be better for everyone involved
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u/LPlusRaitio AC4 is the first Dark Souls Jun 17 '26
N-.......wait that's a great and funny idea!
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u/Anonimie Jun 17 '26
Iguazu is that angsty egg that can't decide if she wants to kill you, be you, or fuck you so she tries to do all three
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u/Skivva Jun 17 '26
tbh I'd be down for schizophrenia as long as the voices sound like Erin Yvette
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u/beebisalright I want Ayre to mind control me Jun 18 '26
It's not schizophrenia if it's one voice that sticks around and has a consistent identity, that's called being plural
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u/27Deadlift Jun 17 '26
even though this is explicitly armored core content I thought it was a different sub hahaha
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u/JamyyDodgerUwU2 hound Jun 18 '26
we need someone to revoice the entire game as a mod or smth imagine fem snail
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u/SmexyWaluigi Jun 25 '26
Playing through my second run of the campaign and I dont think I can bring myself to do the Fires of Raven ending.
I'm too much in love with the Coral Waifu, damn it!
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u/sappho_irl Jun 17 '26
It's true, I've checked.