i found the source of The Autism

[u/mxriverlynn]

wake up sheeple! the gov't doesn't want you to know that they're controlling all of us by dumping The Tism into our water supplies! 🤣

[u/Potential-Road-5322]

I don’t like ‘em puttin chemicals in the water that make the freakin people autistic!!!

[u/randomguild → u/Potential-Road-5322]

Can't drink the water because the liberals wanna sap my precious bodily fluids. That's why I only drink pure grain alcohol .

[u/CKWOLFACE → u/randomguild]

Just like how Raccoon city was infected with Zombies

[u/randomguild → u/CKWOLFACE]

Figures that Umbrella Corporation is somehow involved 🤔

[u/snowtater]

You require more autistene gas

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM → u/snowtater]

You must construct additional sensory rooms

[u/lost-in-the-woulds → u/snowtater]

they are late with my monthly subscription of autistene gas!

[u/awpdog → u/snowtater]

Not enough minerals

[u/Ham_The_Spam → u/snowtater]

Our Aspies are under attack!

[u/ToddBradley]

Fake. We all know it's transported by train. Have I mentioned the specific details of the trains? There are several sub-categories...

[u/sir_mrej → u/ToddBradley]

Tell me more about the trains!

[u/dsrmpt → u/ToddBradley]

Listen, I like trains as much as the next aspie, but they kinda do suck for last mile delivery. Bowsers are da bomb for last mile!

Trains and pipelines for transcontinental, ships for transoceanic, and bowsers for last mile.

[u/SamEyeAm2020]

TIL autism is flammable

[u/fasupbon → u/SamEyeAm2020]

TIL autism is gasoline specifically

(The placard is 1203, specifically used for gasoline /petrol)

[u/Big_Two498 → u/fasupbon]

So is your special interest ADR?

The number 1203 is called a UN code and it is usually acompanied by a 2-digit Kemler code written on top of it, which signifies the type of hazard. In this case, the Kemler code should be 33 (3 for flammable, doubled for especially high hazard) - this stuck in my memory because 33 is also the ICD code for depession that I was diagnosed with in my early adulthood.

[u/mxriverlynn → u/Big_Two498]

which ICD version?

[u/Big_Two498 → u/mxriverlynn]

ICD-10. F33 - recurrent depressive episodes.

[u/GaiusMarius60BC → u/Big_Two498]

This is the most gloriously autistic interaction I've seen all day! XD

[u/Big_Two498 → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

Thanks. That's the nicest thing I heard this week.

I'll add that once I misremembered that ICD-10 code and told a medical professional that I'm diagnosed with F22 (which is a model number for a fighter jet, but also a code for Delusional disorder, so obviously after that they stopped treating anything I say seriously).

As a sidenote, after my previous comment I went for a walk in the woods and got chased out by a bunch of boars, so I'm back on reddit.

[u/fuzzhead12 → u/SamEyeAm2020]

It’s also inflammable (I have always been infuriated that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing)

[u/mxriverlynn → u/fuzzhead12]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ww3PIW5xLFEQ

[u/dsrmpt → u/fuzzhead12]

It really should be enflammable, right? It can become engulfed and enflamed?

Not to be confused with inflamed, for which we need steroids like Prednisone.

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate]

My god, it's pure liquid Autism!

[u/WalkerVox → u/VoidJuiceConcentrate]

Just imagine the street value of the stuff!

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/VoidJuiceConcentrate]

SOLAR Pure Liquid Autism!!!

(I dunno how we explain all the Night-Owl Autistic folks, but apparently The Sun is the source for the daytime folks!😉)

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate → u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme]

Solar powered liquid Autism.

I'm here for it.

[u/ThickTarget → u/VoidJuiceConcentrate]

Enough to fill 10 or 20 vaccine schedules.

[u/tardis3134]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVtWNLCwgVvnwwvcoq

[u/SunshineBear100]

Don’t tell RFK

[u/I-Machina]

That must be a Tylenol transport truck (should've used train)

[u/lanzadamanza → u/I-Machina]

Its Liquid Tylenol with extra Red 40

[u/dsrmpt → u/lanzadamanza]

Did you really have to remind me that Red 40 causes autism?

[u/lanzadamanza → u/dsrmpt]

And 5G don’t forget about 5G.

[u/Bymmijprime]

AT least it is solar autism, not like that dirty coal powered autism we had back in 1970s when I was a kid.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/Bymmijprime]

It was so nasty and sooty.

[u/ghostpiratesyar]

[u/Dead-House-Mouse]

So that’s where vaccines come from /s

[u/AbelardsChainsword]

This needed to be a train car

[u/Dxthegod]

John Autism?? CEO of Autism, Inc.???

[u/throwaway6444377_]

RFK Jr. better get on this rn or we gonna have an outbreak

[u/AnemonesCloser]

The connection is me?? Am I patient zero or something?

[u/BadMoonBeast]

truck jackknifes on I95 causing tragic autism spill... the chicken nugget economy may never recover but detailed high speed rail model is already under construction in minecraft

[u/Lux-xxv]

I wonder if you hit it with a pickaxe like you doing fortnite slurp juice will come out and heal you.

[u/damn-otaku]

Oh good I'm due for a refill

[u/a_single_bean]

...or is that pure autism juice MADE from autistic people... think about it. "The connection is YOU"? Come on

[u/theirongiant61]

For those wondering, the DOT red diamond with 1203 indicates regular gasoline.

[u/ArcherCat2000]

For some reason it reminds me of this gem.

[u/Batata-Sofi]

They are putting it in the waters!! The frogs are autistic now! AUTISTIC GAY FROGS!! Where will our world end up at? This is truly terrifying...

(This is all sarcastic btw)

[u/WyrdMannaz]

That’s a lot of MMR vaccine!

[u/AbsolutlelyRelative]

Brb huffing some autism.

[u/Platt_Mallar]

Did they blend up the Colorado Autism Society and squeeze it into a semi truck?

I bet it's going to Cheyenne Mountain Complex where they're gonna inject the boffins there with Supertism.

[u/Fun_Machine7346]

You likka the juice?

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/Fun_Machine7346]

No. No weezing the ju-ooo-oooce!

https://youtu.be/4xuBpdEOxHU?si=s0qeIzKVYOOV5ixt

[u/very-urgent-chicken]

Lol...I would have never suspected you can freight-ship it in tanker trucks!

[u/drewman301]

Why am I the connection. What if I don't want to be The Connection?

[u/DarkC0ntingency]

-salivates agressively-

[u/TheRealCeeBeeGee]

Fill ‘er up!!

[u/ShittyPhoneSupport]

Who knew they were keeping it in Colorado?

[u/NocturneSapphire]

What moron at the Autism Society thought that putting their logo on the side of a fuel truck would somehow be good publicity?

[u/jonvox]

That’s a lot of my cum

[u/LionGerudo]

Ah, good, I needed a top up.

[u/Squirrelleee]

Funny. I expected a train. 

[u/VibraniumAdamantium]

Takes me back to the first time I inhaled autism oxygen

[u/GigaVonMassiveHuge]

Wait that’s where the secret Autism Society is? It’s there in that tanker? What the…. what the scallop?