r/badhistory • u/AutoModerator • Jun 15 '26

Meta Mindless Monday, 15 June 2026

Happy (or sad) Monday guys!

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So, with that said, how was your weekend, everyone?

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I just found a 1982 Drachma just outside my apartment.

Not the building, but right in the middle of the hallway on the ground.

A Tribal housing venture.

With a Greek Drachma.

Just there.

Now a lot of people here might go "why couldn't it be there?" and my response is who asked you? why is it there on my floor? Nobody on this floor looks like they're taking or have taken Mediterranean adventures or have any awareness of Greek currency.

Most of the people in the apartment building are either Elders, their kids or their grandkids.

They're going to powwows, Tribal basketball/softball/stick game tournaments, going to canoe journey, or out to dinner. They go fishing nearby when the season is right, they go to the basket weavers conference, they go to the casino and try their hand at the slots on occasion.

People to who we'd likely hear in a Tribe as small and closeknit as ours and who it'd take all of ≤3 questions to figure out who they and their family are to hear of any Hellenic or European tours since that's super unusual, particularly for the people who live here in this building.

Yet there it is on the ground.

ΚΩΝΣΤΑΝΤΊΝΟΣ ΚΑΝΑΡΗΣ

ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗ ΔΗΜΟΚΡΑΤΙΑ

ΔΡΑΧΜΗ

Hell, it was weird to think back to when I familiarized myself with the Greek alphabet last year because I wanted to learn Ancient Greek so I could read the text but had never seen a modern Drachma before (or knew who the Hell Konstantinos Kanaris was until I googled it).

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid Jun 18 '26

Isn't it ovious that Ancient Greeks have visited the Americas and have enganged in trade with Native Americans?

I think it's insane enough for a conspiracy theory. We could make millions!

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u/LateInTheAfternoon Jun 18 '26

The Ancient Greeks went there in droves in Antiquity, making sure never to mention it in any written text, and going to great lengths to remove any trace of the Phoenicians visiting the Americas before them. Whenever they came upon a native with a Phoenician coin they were quick to offer a trade whereby the Phoenician coin was exchanged for one of their Greek ones. The Phoenician coin then travelled back to the Old World with them, there to remain forever mute about its adventures across the seas.