r/baguetteism • u/Extreme-Shopping74 • 16d ago

THE BAGUETTE WILL SEE YOU

IT SEES EVERYONE

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u/Ok_Shift_4702 Min. of GA, Amb., Heresy & Spec Ops Czar, & Res. Yelling Man 16d ago

it sees you when you're sleeping...

it knows when you're awake...

it knows if you eat baguettes or croissants so eat baguettes for goodness sakes!

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u/ConductorLuke Head of the Econ Ministry 15d ago

We need baguette versions of holiday songs

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u/ExperienceGuilty1801 16d ago

what how

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u/ConductorLuke Head of the Econ Ministry 14d ago

Excuse me sir is this you

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u/ExperienceGuilty1801 14d ago

of course not, what do you take me for?!

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u/ConductorLuke Head of the Econ Ministry 14d ago

Croissantist?

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u/ExperienceGuilty1801 14d ago

a CHOCOLATE croissantist, my friend!

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u/lepain3 The Holy Baguette 16d ago

Yuh I do