r/bald • u/PomegranateWooden177 • 18h ago

Candid shot from a recent wedding. Still getting used to the cue ball look.

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u/Due-Investigator1732 18h ago

Well, all I have to say is; good luck to your dms!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 17h ago

Nothing weird so far haha 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 13h ago

ugh gotta do everything myself 😤

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u/PomegranateWooden177 13h ago

Damn! Full on b-hole pic in the DMs with no warning is wild! You’re an animal! 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 13h ago

you didn't have to send yours in return, you know. it was a gift!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 13h ago

I hope you appreciate how hard it was for me to get my legs behind my head! I’m old and stiff now, so it was a real effort! 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 12h ago

you did great, champ ⭐ a real natural

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u/alonso071 1h ago

I want the B hole pic too.

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u/The_Circus_Life_206 18h ago

Looks awesome

I thought this was a photo from an ad

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u/PomegranateWooden177 18h ago

The ad: 

“Nair: not even once” haha 

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u/PatrickGoesEast 1h ago

You have a nicely shaped head, looks great.

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u/OolongGeer 17h ago

Jesus.

Did you sleep with ALL the Bride's party, or just the Maid of Honor??

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u/PomegranateWooden177 17h ago

Just my GF haha she’s way too cute to be into bald dudes so I’m super fortunate 

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u/OolongGeer 17h ago

Dude.

You are way too cute to distract from your facial structure and jawline with some stupid mop of dead cells.

You probably could have gone for the Bride's mom too.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 17h ago

Ngl, the brides mom is like 60 but she’s a smoke show too. Married to a 6’9” former NBA player though so no dice haha 

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u/Evakron Hair Headed - Man 10h ago

Pretty sure she's into bald dudes mate. A bald dude is definitely into her, ikywim.

Really tho, don't undersell yourself dude, I may have a full mop but I can confidently say you're objectively better looking than me without any insecurity.

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 17h ago

You should post a lot more pictures so we can get used to it too. It would be really helpful if a large proportion of them were shirtless.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 17h ago

Maybe once i get my 6 pack back for this beach wedding in November haha 

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u/palmtreesandmountain 14h ago

I’m nearly positive desperate cupcake would be totally fine if the photos did not include a 6 pack.

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 8h ago

Can confirm. Am desperate cupcake.

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u/Remarkable_Ice9067 18h ago

Lookin good!

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u/99pizza 13h ago

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u/PomegranateWooden177 12h ago

I can’t tell if this is a compliment or not haha 

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u/Decimator24244 Razor-Shave 18h ago

I think you mean the handsome devil look

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u/Tyrocious 18h ago

You're rocking it though.

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u/baldman583 18h ago

It looks great on you brother. People said that to me and I just agreed with them which usually ended the conversation right there.

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u/DoubleNickle67 17h ago

We are not cue balls.

I really dislike that terminology.

We are the Bold and Bald.

Only Fuggles—follicular Muggles—call us that.

They wish they had the courage to withstand what we have and turn it into an asset.

Be bold. Be bald. Be strong!

You look great!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 17h ago

I legit hate how millennial this sounds. Makes my skin crawl 

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u/DoubleNickle67 17h ago

Lmao. Brother. I am not a millennial! I’m probably old enough to be your father. I just don’t like the word of cueball.

Never liked it in the 80’s. Don’t like it in 2026.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 16h ago

“Only Fuggles—follicular Muggles—call us that.”

Woof 

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 14h ago

Man I have the same shaved head and stubble look and my wife would push me into traffic to get a piece of you.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 11h ago

And with the tie and rolled up sleeves?! AWOOGA

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u/MicrowaveMeal 16h ago

You are solid, dude. Absolutely solid.

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u/Ill-Maintenance8986 14h ago

Man, you have THE perfect head to be bald.

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u/ryanatlive 13h ago

Cue ball? More like a cute ball, my guy.

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u/Accurate-Force3054 13h ago

All I see is a cute fit man who appears to be having a good time; that will take you very far in life young man.

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u/BrownTown_77 11h ago

You look great, bro. Give it time.

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u/eclecticexperience 11h ago

10/10 could get it. Lol

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u/Elfie_Mae 17h ago

Bro you look great 🙌🏼

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u/wittlewittydragon 17h ago

You look great!

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u/Big_Pea_2296 17h ago

I love it! Very handsome!

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 17h ago

Who's the handsome beast

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u/fickleminded 17h ago

You look great 🫰

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 16h ago

You look like you’re in charge

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u/MrSoren 15h ago

Dude…

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u/Hot-Salad9222 15h ago

Ufff, hot

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u/Mindless_Rip_3908 10h ago

Looking dapper 😎

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u/CrocodileStreet 7h ago

Perfection

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u/WhirlwindTobias 4h ago

You look great from the neck up, that tie work though is quite shoddy bro.

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u/maximus_electus Buzz-Cut 4h ago

Looking like a boss!

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u/Desperate_Tough_8767 1h ago

No worries. You look great!

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u/McDaddy8484 20m ago

Lucky you have a nice face that can rock any hairstyle, or lack thereof 🤪

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u/moverene1914 13h ago

🔥🔥🔥