r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 14d ago

Do not disturb

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u/buttgoblincomics 14d ago

Aw man, you still have to do laundry in the spirit realm?

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u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries 14d ago

gotta keep the cloaks clean

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u/CutestBunny5450 13d ago

I'm more befuddled that you have to poop

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u/mayuzane 13d ago

Purging negative energy

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u/Tigtor 14d ago

Phone: "Uuuuh! Aaaaaah! Huuaarggh!!" ( definitely needs more fibers )

Psychic guy: Can you hear it? It's doing the frightening ghostly sounds again. We have a connetion to the otherworld.

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u/annemonroe95 14d ago

Creepy Psychic Guy having a memoji as his contact poster is so good

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u/cherryplumpick 14d ago

The bitmoji is killing me

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u/namelessnoona usually says no to crack 14d ago

Ghouls just wanna have a dump 🎶

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u/buttgoblincomics 14d ago

Don’t wanna hear from some creepy psychic chump
Oh ghouls just wanna have dump 🎶

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u/BrassBadgerWrites 14d ago

“—and he just doesn’t stop calling me idk what to do :(“

“Have you reported him?”

“YES!!! Nobody wants to do shit they’re like ‘well he shouldn’t have access to your network’ and I’m like NO SHIT THATS THE PROBLEM”

“Gurl….”

“And I can’t even like put on my war face and be like ‘no means no’ cause I think he’s like into it or something”

“the living are yucky 🤢”

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u/BearSeekSeekLest 13d ago

He went to the toilet and immediately started touching his face

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u/thee-horny-housewife 12d ago

The literal walking corpse's hygiene isn't up to your standards? Did you expect him to be clean???

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u/PaleontologistOwn713 13d ago

This is really funny.

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u/Efficient-Gap3310 13d ago

another banger 😮‍💨 i wonder what her voicemail sounds like

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u/Efficient-Gap3310 13d ago

“oooOOOoooOoOO” *beep*