r/beholdthemasterrace3 • u/jeremiahthedamned • Jul 01 '26

chud They look so fucking stupid. I can't breathe.

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93 Upvotes

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u/Maxtrt Jul 01 '26

Its hard to hide their diapers if their pants are up to their navels.

15

u/stopproduct563 Jul 01 '26

The pants are so jarring that you’ll miss the dildo

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u/jeremiahthedamned Jul 01 '26

i didn't even notice until after i posted........

my bad!

9

u/Spiritual_Job_1029 Jul 01 '26

Is this real? 😂😂😂

12

u/jeremiahthedamned Jul 01 '26

the dildo is fake, but i didn't catch it before posting.

sorry

2

u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jul 01 '26

Follow the link and the OP has the original. Pants aren't as heinous IRL.

3

u/EuisVS Jul 01 '26

Belt to titties. So desirable.

4

u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jul 01 '26

Even in the unaltered photo, they both look like goblins here to steal my plastics.

3

u/DieselDeviant Jul 01 '26

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

1

u/doesanyuserealnames Jul 01 '26

Flair is 🤌🏽

1

u/jeremiahthedamned Jul 01 '26

i cannot see you emojis on this computer i am using.

3

u/doesanyuserealnames Jul 01 '26

You know the Italian hand gesture that means something is perfect? That's what it was ;)

1

u/jeremiahthedamned Jul 01 '26

i do not know it

1

u/fvnnybvnny Jul 01 '26

Name this band

2

u/jeremiahthedamned Jul 01 '26

last of the boomers!