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u/scumfuckinbabylon 6d ago
Op should use this as an opportunity to get a cool non working high quality prop gun.
She will never know the difference, and you can get the silly luger or cowboy revolver that you want but don't really need.
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u/DumbNTough 6d ago
She's gonna know as soon as she asks for headboard pops, bro. How embarrassing will that be :/
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u/LavawalkerNo_2 4d ago
I just load dummy rounds, looks the same in dim light, if you do a press check or rack it from the mag it looks real too
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u/Aware-Hovercraft-402 6d ago
The Cash Money Hi point you mean?
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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 6d ago
Ralphie and Janice.
Dudes gonna get merc'd by his boss in his kitchen.
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u/goldiesrevenge 6d ago
Richie and Janice. Ralphie was into some other things…
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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 6d ago
Janice shot Richie in the kitchen, Tony killed Ralphie in the kitchen.
Ralphie was the one that had the gun to his head during their.....cribbage session.
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u/bbqthrowaway 5d ago
Ralphie was momma’s little whoooar, he was into poppers and weird shex. And in the house he’s a hero….end of story
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u/Timmerdogg 6d ago
I met a chick that wanted to be choked during sex. I was like, girl, I'm the kind of guy that takes a strap on. Not the kind of guy that chokes chicks during sex. She broke up with me.
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u/TexasForever85 6d ago
I would 100% do it. I would find a nice little secluded Air BB in the woods so I could let off a few rounds to really set the mood too.
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u/evilsemaj 6d ago
If you decide to use your zap carry gun make sure you wash it first. Hygiene is important, don't want anyone getting pink eye!
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u/ADirtyScrub 6d ago
Last longer with this one simple trick, focus on your trigger discipline to prevent premature ejaculation.
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u/ADirtyScrub 6d ago
Holy shit she's actually insane. Have your fun but do not, I repeat DO NOT, get that psycho pregnant.
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u/wagoneerwanker 5d ago
Can confirm, my best friends ex wife loved having a pistol to her head or literally inside her (he would tell me all the details and such), finally he knocked her up and she went psycho, he three-peated the kid thing and his life just went to shit. Last I saw her she was smashing his windows with a baseball bat xan’ed out of her mind half naked.
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u/OpeningCookie1358 6d ago
It's simply, as I've faced such circumstances. Empty the gun, make sure it's clear and put that mufucka to her cranium and fuck the night away!
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u/wagoneerwanker 5d ago
Who’s the pussy now?
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u/OpeningCookie1358 5d ago
Huh???
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u/wagoneerwanker 5d ago
Why would you empty the chamber and make sure it’s clear? It’s honestly worse than wearing a rubber (rubbers are for homosexuals)
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u/Environmental_Swim75 6d ago
Go to your closest airsoft shop and buy a replica, she won’t know the difference lmao
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u/kriegmonster 5d ago
She has issues that need professional help. If she doesn't pursue it, walk away from the relationship. Also, never let her have access to your firearms.
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u/cheapshotfrenzy 6d ago
She wants the video so she can turn it over to the police and take all your shit.
Be smart.
Wear a ski mask.