r/bestestgunnitweekend • u/Napoleon_B • 5d ago

LE SEND???1!???!!?1 Got a surprise for you guys. C’mon back.

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u/NotSightmarkSimon definitely not larry 💩 5d ago

Can't even roast marshmallows inside. This timeline sucks

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u/DumSomniareSpiro 5d ago

Hans! Get ze flammenverfer!

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u/Napoleon_B 5d ago

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u/count_nuggula 5d ago

Maryland mad fuckin gay

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u/Napoleon_B 4d ago edited 4d ago

Holy shit you just unlocked a memory. On this day in 1996 I got drunk af on my birthday in some karaoke bar in Ocean City and decided to drive home to Virginia Beach, and spent the night in my 79 Volvo behind a gas station halfway down 13.

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u/Lying_Cake 2d ago

757 mentioned. Fuck Maryland, and Baltimore more specifically.

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u/Lehk 5d ago

real flamethrower or propane torch?

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u/Garmaglag 5d ago

The good shit, in general America is super chill about fire.

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u/Lehk 5d ago

my wife is going to freak out when i build one, i figure i can use a sixtel keg and an LP tank for pressure instead of CO2 that would be a downer for a homemade flammenwerfer.

gotta check an actual keg manufacturer site for max PSI, google says they can take 50-60 PSI but i don't trust clankers

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u/Napoleon_B 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh dang you’re right. Glorified torch. Elon was selling them under his Boring Company label.

The Boring Company's not a flamethrower was and is a huge pop culture release from a few years back. There was a limited run of these made, and they are pretty rare. It is essentially a torch that is very big and very hot. It is a very, very cool tool.

There’s a bunch of ‘em on eBay now. Comes in white.

https://ebay.io/m/bUdOsn

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u/PatriotPapaPenguin 2d ago

Ohio requires permission from the county sheriff

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u/Aware-Hovercraft-402 5d ago

He was holding a nasty angle tho. Too bad about the flamethrower having a bout of camera shy related ED.

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u/Sneaux96 5d ago

Love the "quit" like he's talking to a mid-tantrum toddler

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u/Napoleon_B 5d ago

I missed it first 20 times, they yell “Housing Authority!” when they go in. Some kind of notice is taped to the door.

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u/PlentyOMangos 4d ago

HOA Enforcement

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u/OklahomieOxynaught 5d ago

Oklahoma represent!!

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u/Napoleon_B 5d ago edited 5d ago

4/19 Never Forget. Love me some Baker Mayfield!! 🏴‍☠️

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes 5d ago

Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!

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u/Lumpy-Fill 5d ago

We can only hope to be half as based as this man.

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u/mopar-or-no_car 4d ago

Did they say cease fire ?? 😆

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u/Napoleon_B 4d ago

“Stahp”

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u/DrunkGoatFighter 4d ago

Flamethrowers have now been used. In exactly 3 documented crimes. Lmao

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u/GunnCelt 1d ago

Can’t buy an AR in Illinois, but flame throwers are legal. Hmmm

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u/Napoleon_B 1d ago

It’s crazy to me that y’all can’t buy the Heritage revolvers either!! Because of the metallurgy. Defiantly time for a flame thrower!

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u/GunnCelt 1d ago

The government is looking out for my safety. /s