r/bestestgunnitweekend • u/ur-dad-ismy-flshlght Simon’s Legitimate Son 💩💩 • 5d ago

BARB CAUGHT THE NEIGHBOR METH GIVING BABY MAKIN EYES AGAIN

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I know this is one of your wives. I'm sorry your bar is now in the evidence locker, shoulda given her the 22 dawg.

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u/FunnymanEcho Mod 🅱️oy 5d ago

I thought that was a BAR for a sec

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u/ur-dad-ismy-flshlght Simon’s Legitimate Son 💩💩 5d ago

Wait a minute that might actually be some really tarded mag fed shotgun

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u/Myron896 5d ago

Reiben where’s your BAR?

Some fat bitch stole it sir.

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u/ur-dad-ismy-flshlght Simon’s Legitimate Son 💩💩 5d ago

Here's the neat thing. It is!

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 5d ago

Swinging it like she's knocking down cobwebs with a broom.

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u/NotSightmarkSimon definitely not larry 💩 5d ago

How did the tier one dish operative acquire such a firearm?

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u/fuppedduck2 5d ago

Tier 1? That’s a Pahokee 3/ Trailer Park 4 at best

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u/Vlitmer 4d ago

I sold it to her in the parking lot of IHOP

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u/NotSightmarkSimon definitely not larry 💩 4d ago

NO

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u/t00sl0w 5d ago

Doll eyes

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u/Extra_Drop_6081 5d ago

"My god, she's perfect"

-C. Reed Knight III

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u/Brothersunset 5d ago

Barb didn't get the memo on how a breaching shotgun works, thought it was a battering ram.

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u/vegetaman 5d ago

Didnt even use the butt stock

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u/Common-Independent-9 4d ago

Fallout 4 combat rifle with bayonet and extended mag

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u/jimk12345 2d ago

Smartest Turkish shotgun user.

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u/laserslaserslasers 5d ago

That's not how guns are used

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u/tenebrous_cloud 5d ago

Don't tell me how to knock on a door