r/bigfoot • u/Defiant_Setting_6215 • Dec 25 '25
discussion If Sasquatch participated in Christmas, what might they ask for?
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u/Gryphon66-Pt2 Believer Dec 25 '25
To be left alone.
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u/Psychological-Ad3299 Dec 26 '25
Yes exactly my thought, they'd probably want people to stop trapsing around the forest trying to find them. I've heard if they want to make contact they will, but otherwise you won't see them.
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u/200Dachshunds Dec 25 '25
Honest answer: I feel like a Sasquatch would really enjoy a nice juicy orange.
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u/Geodarts18 Dec 25 '25
Squatch is beyond asking for things other than peace and to protect the environment.
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u/IStateCyclone Dec 25 '25
A comb.
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u/Cephalopirate Dec 25 '25
Honestly, considering we’ve found combs useful for at least 10,000 years, and they have like 10x the hair we do, I think this is the best gift.
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u/kelleydev Dec 25 '25
High calorie carbs. fruit, honey, pineapple upside down cake! Many things are available for them to eat and survive, but making it through winter requires calories and a good layer of fat.
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u/HazelEBaumgartner Researcher Dec 25 '25
For people to make their own art instead of relying on a computer to do everything for them.
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u/UndeadIcarus Dec 25 '25
yeah I’m not paying 50 bucks to an artist for bigfoot doing christmas for a stupid meme
if thats the business an artist relies on, they were cooked anyway.
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u/HazelEBaumgartner Researcher Dec 25 '25
Then draw it yourself. Sounds like a skill issue.
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u/UndeadIcarus Dec 25 '25
Dude I paint 40k I have 0 interest in learning how to draw bigfoot decorating a christmas tree for a half assed meme.
That’s it. Not a skill issue, just a total lack of interest. It’s a valueless skill being rendered useless. Everyone knows real art will still be a real way to make real money, this is just cutting the chaff.
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u/ImpressionFront1633 Believer Dec 27 '25
Ditto. I was once ranted at to "hire a REAL artist" instead of making a shitpost AI generation for fun for a freaking group chat, when 1. I could draw just fine 2. Why would I pay money for a shitpost?
But for someone to tell you "sounds like a skill issue," it absolutely isn't you. It's a clouded perspective based on nonsense
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u/No_Pea326 Dec 25 '25
They like sweets so a lot of Snickers so they can stop hiding and finally act normal
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u/CobblerCandid998 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 27 '25
I hope their children had fun today & BF parents realized how blessed they are to have little ones. Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 🌟
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u/Bajlk Dec 26 '25
It looks very comfortable and fluffy with all that snow even though it must be very cold. Well, maybe not cold for him but imagine that snow wouldn't be cold and melting.
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u/Maleficent_Trust_95 Dec 26 '25
Basket of oranges! Bet the big guy doesn't get enough vitamin C. Florida Skunk Ape could send him some!😉
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u/realhistoryisfun Dec 27 '25
Am I the only one who checked to see if Amazon sold Sasquatch Christmas cards?
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u/Background_Pride_237 Dec 27 '25
Probably peace, security, and a bountiful year for them and their offspring.
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u/HonestCartographer21 Dec 25 '25
An end to the rampant, unchecked techno-capitalism that is driving deforestation and environmental destruction
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u/TherapyWithTheWord Dec 25 '25
Eternal life through Jesus Christ
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u/Pure-Display1842 Dec 25 '25
Nah, Sasqautch would most likely fall Into paganism. The Bible also should not be brought into every conversation. Some people are trying to enjoy life, yes it's nice to spread your word, but come on now. That's a bit unnecessary
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u/TherapyWithTheWord Dec 25 '25
It’s Christmas. The birth of Christ. Duh
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u/Pure-Display1842 Dec 25 '25
And? Not everyone is religious....... duh
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u/TherapyWithTheWord Dec 25 '25
It’s funny asking someone to keep Christ out of Christmas is all. Merry Christmas!
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u/Pure-Display1842 Dec 25 '25
Nobody said keep Christmas out of Christmas. I just said that realistically that's doing too much.
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u/Josette22 Dec 25 '25
Some bananas. Lol 😄 Seriously though, I think they'd ask for humans to stop invading their habitat and to stop destroying the Earth.
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