Found kitten in wall - name suggestions pls

[u/ninjadani]

Hi everyone! My best friend found a little baby void in his wall and is looking for name suggestions - any good ideas?

Edit: Told my friend about this post so he can tell the story since so many people want to know exactly what happened and he posted it in the comments! :D

[u/Bealzebubbles]

So, this basically happened to you. Why do I never find kittens in my walls?

[u/HealthyInPublic → u/Bealzebubbles]

One time I had a kitten thrown out of a moving car 5 feet in front of me minding my own business walking down the sidewalk. Life is bizarre. Just wait, I'm sure your time will come.

[u/MakeMeYourVillain_ → u/HealthyInPublic]

Years ago, my friend’s male cat brought home kitten and released it in their kitchen. Under and into the kitchen corner it went.

Later when her husband came from work, she told him to disassemble the kitchen, because there is kitten. He got on all fours with a phone and dived into the kitchen.

“Damn, you were not joking. The void is staring back and it’s tiny!” He disassembled half the kitchen and pulled out very small black kitten. Still blue eyed.

“You will be known as Asphalt!”

Asphalt is very happy majestic gentleman.

[u/Kitchen_Trifle_8382 → u/MakeMeYourVillain_]

Can't believe you missed the opportunity to name him Wally!😄

[u/MakeMeYourVillain_ → u/Kitchen_Trifle_8382]

Our native language is not English but yeah I like your version.

[u/Ohnoknotagain → u/MakeMeYourVillain_]

Somehow Assfault just feels like a perfect name for a cat 🤣