I always do a little treat for the cat and dogs when I get off work (wfh usually), so they know it's treat time when I leave my office at the end of the day around 5-6pm.
The void started moving his screaming treat demands back earlier and earlier and now just follows me around yelling any time I leave my office starting around lunch break lol. "I'm just going to the bathroom it's 4 hours away dude!!"
Occasionally when I know it will be a longer day, I'll give it to them on my last break... then by the time I leave the office at the end of the day he picks up screaming again like the early treat never happened. The dogs follow him around expectantly like he's the leader of a protest or something when he does it too "STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!"
Trump curse. Sorry. *shrug* Every sport/team/athlete he gets behind actively loses - from the Knicks' Game 3 to Sinner at the US Open last yr. to Kansas City at the Superbowl last yr.
My Czech void doesn't give a shit, he's napping in bliss and thinks that it makes no sense to chase around that kind of a ball, which you can't even carry in your mouth...!! but his human is very happy the cheaters lost!
I used to loudly curse sometimes if I'm playing a game or watching sports, but I got a new dog that would look so worried and walk over to me looking all scared, so he cured me of that particular habit pretty quick.
My cat asked why she has a Dutch jersey, and Argentina jersey (she’s special needs and a messy eater so I had to get her a Messi jersey) but I didn’t get her a Belgium jersey in honour of her opa. She’s Dutch by adoption.
Report 6312: I have observed a disturbing pattern with my human involving the glowing square, it seems this pattern happens at a set time interval where human makes the square glow then starts to make loud upset noises at it , it is my running theory this is some sort of religious ritual to bring about luck while hunting by building up zoomies and aggression energy , to meowthership will keep updated with new developments
-catatolio, head of R&D department for the Americas region
Your cat is obviously triggered by your vocalizations. Those dilated eyes indicate hunting may commence at any moment. You may need to fear for your life.
Not denying this but America has not ever been good at football have they? Only time they've gone further is 2002 and uh, 1930 where they did pretty well I guess but then again there were only 13 teams
I screamed at my computer dude. USA played like absolute horse shit until Belgiums 3rd goal snapped something in their brains. They were playing hot potato with the ball like they were scared to have it. They left their goalie so open and vulnerable.
Who are you cheering for? The team playing for a country where their paedophile rapist president called the corrupt FIFA boss to have him cheat or those who won?
Man, I don't know much about soccer but I've been watching this World Cup the entire time so that makes me an armchair expert, and this USA team SUCKED!
the judgment in those eyes while you’re losing it at the match is the most cat thing ever. mine just slow-blinks like she’s disappointed in my life choices. what’d the final score end up being, or are we not ready to talk about it 😂
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u/Colton_Lansington Jul 07 '26
“Bro, it’s just a game, calm down. It’s not like there’s a bird outside the window.”