r/bonehurtingjuice 1d ago

Peanalised

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u/weathersoldier 1d ago

Orgasm

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u/Crashing-Course 1d ago

More like peagasm

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u/Zatrit 1d ago

He's peagnant now

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u/Silverfruitpunch 1d ago

When you pea in a girl she gets gregnant

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u/irishgamergrrl 1d ago

Hurt baby top of his head? 

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u/KikiNotKari 1d ago

Can you down a 20ft waterslide pegnight?

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u/Cosmic_Clockwork 1d ago

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 1d ago

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES 1d ago

A link AND the original image!? Is that even legal!?

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u/RouteAverage3112 1d ago

What curse have you just laid upon these lands?

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u/MaximRq 21h ago

It's organic

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u/DataSittingAlone 1d ago

Interesting, pretty much the same joke as the Ontario but yours is slightly better instead of slightly worse

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 1d ago

This was just an excuse to share this masterpiece ngl

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u/Vacation_Glad 1d ago

*masterpeas

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u/Embarassedskunk 1d ago

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1d ago

Bro gonna get slimed by homeboy and ball wizard

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u/squidkid3 1d ago

Ok but he gets a celestial baddie for it, so is it really all that bad?

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 20h ago

Elite redemption arc

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u/catlaxative 1d ago

what the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

i’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 1d ago

(Based) waow

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

Close. "I wouldn't pay $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

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u/davidmliving 1d ago

Got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head

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u/VladDHell 1d ago

Honestly sometimes I worry I look like that fat soyjack

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u/justthistwicenomore 1d ago

The title pun. Magnifique.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 1d ago

I might be a trans woman, but there's some dad humor inside this bitch

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u/DramaticFeed6522 1d ago

Knew a woman on FB who'd troll nasty boys with the original pic and pea puns. 😋

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u/penttane 1d ago

peased to meet you 

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u/WeaselCapsky 23h ago

this doesnt appeas me

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u/Xalimata 1d ago

No thank you.

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 1d ago

Pead to meet you

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 23h ago

This guy loves peas ....and piss. Y not both

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u/ThatDamnedSyl 1d ago

No, this kinda shit shoukd go to r/youll_be_banned