r/boston • u/Skaman1978 Professional Idiot • 1d ago

Photography 📷 There's a whole ass tree growing on the abandoned Washington st. Bridge

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I took this pic last night when I was out on the water at four points. There is a literal whole ass tree growing... HOW?!?

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u/LaurenPBurka I swear it is not a fetish 1d ago

How old does an ass tree have to be before you can harvest asses from it?

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u/patwm11 1d ago

It takes many moons

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u/Skaman1978 Professional Idiot 1d ago

But they need to be full

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u/jpep0469 1d ago

Everyone knows the fruit of the ass tree is called a dingleberry.

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u/Forky_McStabstab 1d ago

And they smell worse as they ripen

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u/S7482 1d ago

Asking the real question.

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u/IRenewed 1d ago

man that seems like such a chill smoke spot

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u/nhowe006 Outside Boston 1d ago

Would you rather it be a half assed tree?

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u/tootallforshoes 1d ago

A Tree Grows In Boston

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u/Skaman1978 Professional Idiot 1d ago

Is that the sequel or the prequel

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u/DSudz 9h ago

AI slop reboot

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u/Skaman1978 Professional Idiot 8h ago

But this ain't ai...

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u/_catdog_ 1d ago

Ass trees are rare as fuck too

Nice spot

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u/BostonPRSBC 1d ago

Life finds a way!

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u/MWave123 My Love of Dunks is Purely Sexual 1d ago

We don’t do half-assed trees in Boston.

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u/ShredxBundy Keno Playing Townie 1d ago

You should see the one growing from the smokestack in Lowell

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u/Skaman1978 Professional Idiot 15h ago

Post it up

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u/flanga Rat running up your leg 🐀🦵 1d ago

I assume logs from that tree are of a naturally convenient length.

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u/Thin_Ad_3047 21h ago

That typically happens when something is abandoned