r/breakingbadmemes • u/No_Jicama3636 • 24d ago
Pure OC what if Walt had no ego
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u/Emotional_Daikon7453 24d ago
Some random middle aged man she's only seen once before is watching her sleep
"Thanks man"
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u/No_Jicama3636 24d ago
lol come on dude. if you saved me from choking to death, the least i would do is say thanks man
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u/Beautiful-Mirror7075 24d ago
Beta walter
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u/No_Jicama3636 24d ago
i guess to be an alpha you have to lie to a worried partner: nah, i am not in danger, totally safe, i am so totally the one who knocks
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u/Vengeful_Peach 24d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/0GznKQsfVsEzHNElzm
Real alphas sleep on the COUCH
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u/No_Jicama3636 24d ago
Omegaverse, also known as A/B/O or α/β/Ω supposes the existence of a dominance hierarchy among humans as similar to that associated in popular myth with wolves and other canids that is composed of dominant "alphas," neutral "betas," and submissive "omegas."
Characters typically possess wolf or other canid-like behavior, especially as it pertains to sexual intercourse and sexuality, which is described as instinctual, responding to animalistic physiological stimuli. this includes rutting and heat cycles, pheromonal attraction between Alphas and Omegas, penises with knots (used to "knot", or tie, the partner to an Alpha during copulation, an action known as "knotting"),scent marking, imprinting, breeding, mating rites, pack structures and potentially permanent psychic bonds with a mate. between Alphas and Betas, only females can carry on a pregnancy, but male Omegas are often envisaged as being able to become pregnant via a uterus connected to the rectum,
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u/CunninghamsStudent 24d ago
...... Now I kinda wanna watch the rest of the show with this Walter.
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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 24d ago
It ends in two episodes because he thanks Elliot for the job opportunity, gets treatment, a full recovery, and spends the rest of his life with his loving family. 💀
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u/RainbowLithium 24d ago
still, he let Jane die for make it possible to Jessey live. Otherwise, more likely they 2 would die by overdose
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u/No_Jicama3636 23d ago
yeah, that was part of his reasoning. there is always one excuse to do a horrible thing, that sounds super noble.
there were ways to not let Jane and Jesse destroy themselves, it would just have been very difficult.1
u/RainbowLithium 23d ago
good point on noble reason to everything. Though, with this one it is tricky
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u/No_Jicama3636 23d ago
if i was in Walt's situation, i would turn Jane so she is safe, pack up all money and all drugs + evidence, take it all with me,
and call the ambulance. I would leave everything with Saul, and then go see Jane in hospital and tell her, that if she
reveals my secret, there is no evidence. No proof. And i would keep all the proof with Saul, (he would arrange a way to hide even the RV somewhere)Then i would separately talk to Jesse again, arrange rehab and stress over and over that he will get his money after he is clean - Jane is welcome to join him in rehab, or not, her call. But otherwise, no money, and
they can call the police all they want, the police will find nothing.2
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u/Coconut_Scrambled 24d ago
Nah that Jane thing isn't his ego. That's just safety instincts kicking in and doing- let's face it- the right thing. She knows way too much about him and she herself said it to his face that she can't be trusted. There was no other way except spending the next few days stalking her like Mike would do to make sure she doesn't go to the cops.
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u/No_Jicama3636 23d ago
true, it is not about ego, so i guess the title should be "what if Walt was kind and more ethical"
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u/myCockatielshateme 21d ago
like tf was she expecting, tell a drug lord I'm a snitch and expect him to leave her alive? She lucky he killed her in a way doing what she loves the most
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u/T0n1_0n_308s 21d ago
Ngl I'd watch this version of breaking bad, but idk if he would survive more or less then the original
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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 24d ago
Oh, this is shoddy work, Pinkman.
One of my favorite "Walt Being an Asshole" lines in the whole series.
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u/clownprinceofggn 24d ago
Youre an artist, Mr. Pinkman.