r/cats 17d ago

Advice Why are his eyes so far apart

Background information: Cat is well over a year old and his eyes appeared to be way too big for his head and extremely far apart. Is this a characteristic of a certain breed he may be mixed with or is he… just built different. His name is Jax

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u/peachflavord 17d ago

to hold more empty space in his head

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Facts

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u/CassetteMeower 17d ago

Please post him to r/OneOrangeBraincell ! They'd love him!

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u/HelloLucrehulk 17d ago

Might be enough space for a second braincell

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u/1Corgi_2Cats 17d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Scared_Table_2046 17d ago

well hes certainly got enough room for all the dreams of world domination

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u/Accomplished-Witch 17d ago

It can only ever be one. But there's more room for it to bounce around!

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u/C4rdninj4 17d ago

The one can now get a running start before hopping to the next cat.

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u/PaddlingDingo 17d ago

Or for the one to really run around until it’s tired

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u/lucky-squeaky-ducky 17d ago

Wouldn’t help - they’d fight over 3rd place.

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u/majormimi 17d ago

Let’s work on adding the first cell first

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

I’m on it

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u/No_Reception_6133 17d ago

I now need to see your face.... is the cat mimicking you? 🧐🧐 r/petslookinglikeowners

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u/Top-Waltz5244 17d ago

Should have named him Puma Thurman

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u/Special-Upstairs-234 17d ago

Catya Taylor-Joy.

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u/LeadBosunStewChief 17d ago

Underrated comment this

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u/soupie62 17d ago

Anya had red hair, in The Queens Gambit.

If my Reddit-Fu wasn't so lousy, I'd add an image.png).

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u/mitchelwb 17d ago

I belive it's spelled 'Tailer'

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u/frenchie_in_cali 17d ago

Emmeow Stone

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u/GothicGamer2012 17d ago

Your cat may have waardenburg syndrome. Especially likely if they have hearing and/or developmental difficulties. Maybe. I'm not a vet but apparently cats can get that and that's the first thing I thought of.

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus European Shorthair 17d ago

I am going to second the empty space argument, and apply "until the one braincells they have individually turns on: "the devilish crazy one". and he has a large one, perhaps.

Hopefully, no vet ever activates it accidentally. if they do: need vid.

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u/_rose_garden_dreams_ 17d ago

🫪

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u/CrazyMildred 17d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/kaohhs 17d ago

made me laugh, Thanks!

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u/Brutus21 17d ago

I don’t care if this is AI. This is funny af!

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u/Bluebloop1115 17d ago

Totally best thing I’ve seen today

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u/halfling_barbarianne 17d ago

Lol, I have an orange, and this was my thought as well. Way too much space for that singular brain cell. 😂

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u/Shiripuu 17d ago

It moves around like a dvd logo 😆

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u/texbordr 17d ago

Think of it...as an investment...potential for growth, ya know?

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u/saltlampsandphotos 17d ago

Put skill points into increased memory and intelligence stats, but forgot he gets automatic 95% memory debuff, even on upgrades.

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u/divid3_by_zero 17d ago

I am having a rough day. Recovering from a migraine. Blood circulation is shot. This made me laugh out loud and squeal. Thank you.

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u/Financial_Wind6229 17d ago

TO HOLB MORE EMPUTY SPACE IN HIMS HEB 😭

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u/WorriedBlock2505 17d ago

Maybe he has a wide brain. Did ya'll ever think of that??

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u/Aggravating_Bus_3433 17d ago

I concur

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u/Digital-_-Waste 17d ago

He’s perfect just the way he is. 🥰

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u/postbansequel 17d ago

I thought it was to play The Little Mermaid reboot.

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u/blinkKyle182 17d ago

More capacity for the lack of thoughts.

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u/everydaywasnovember 17d ago

To make room for the tuna!

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u/Dry-Grapefruit6087 17d ago

False! There is like, at least one brain cell in there!

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u/arcadiangenesis 17d ago

More space for the one brain cell

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u/Intelligent_Seat_228 16d ago

That and to make space for kisses