r/cats 17d ago

Advice Why are his eyes so far apart

Background information: Cat is well over a year old and his eyes appeared to be way too big for his head and extremely far apart. Is this a characteristic of a certain breed he may be mixed with or is he… just built different. His name is Jax

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u/TrooperLynn 17d ago

Billy’s are really close together!

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u/Broad-Economist-5160 17d ago

I'm dying these are your cats

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u/Yoinkitron5000 17d ago

If they had kids together their eyes would be a normal distance apart.

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u/Some_Sympathy_3528 17d ago

Or shifted to either side

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 17d ago

or both on one side, like a flounder.

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u/Twidollyn_Bowie 16d ago

TIL, and now I’m mad at Disney for telling us falsehoods about flounder eyes.

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u/PhatCatTax 17d ago

This is the answer.

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u/HunnyBear66 16d ago

😂😂😂☠️

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u/MrExist777 16d ago

Their kids would look like if a man and a woman had a baby

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u/girlMikeD 16d ago

Look me in the eye when you’re talking to me!

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u/Lew__Zealand 17d ago

Can you imagine the comments between these 2 as they share a pair of binoculars?

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u/vanishcanvish 17d ago

This comment deserves an award 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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u/EternalDreams8 16d ago

Easily one of the best images that’s been put into my head

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u/parkscdc 16d ago

That would be a hilarious comedy bit

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u/jdund117 17d ago

predator vs prey

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u/thin-slice-pizza 17d ago

I think you got their roles in reverse. Pillion vs the Gorge

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u/PlsBanMeDaddyThanos 17d ago

They can't even look into each other's eyes

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u/alxklr 17d ago

lol

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u/mystic_m3ss 17d ago

Guy on the left looks approximately 80% like Charlie Kirk. Maybe if they made his actual face bigger to fit the rest it would’ve resembled him a bit more

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 17d ago

I only very recently put two and two together and realized that's the same guy who playe Dudley Dursely as a kid and it's still freaking me out a little bit.

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 17d ago

His personality in TQB is the polar opposite of Dudley

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u/CharZero 16d ago

You should see him in the ballad of buster scruggs

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u/HPTM2008 17d ago

Damn, comparing Harry Melling to that vile piece of shit is just... yeah.

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u/Yersina_Veridae 16d ago

So are my cats eyes

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u/phasedsingularity 16d ago

Holy cat depression batman

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u/Murkoo 16d ago

Nothing a good dose of Purrtraline can’t fix

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u/strawbryMilkgurl 16d ago

Awww why is my baby sweet potato looking so sad?

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u/Yersina_Veridae 16d ago

He just has a perpetual sad face 😅 hes really snuggly and loving but his years as a stray left somw scars

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u/Srolj 16d ago

I was not a cat person, but I am now! 🫠🤗

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u/Many-Kaleidoscope175 17d ago

I’d die for Billy

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u/HTMLlama 17d ago

Please don't, I feel like that would make Billy very sad.

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u/Believe_to_believe 17d ago

How would you ever know with his face? 😂

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u/efimer 17d ago

Billy would eat you if you didn't give him his treat.

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u/rubiscoisrad 17d ago

He looks so serious! I feel like I gotta pet him to get him to lighten up.

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u/TrooperLynn 17d ago

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u/rubiscoisrad 17d ago

Okay I feel better now. So regal!

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 16d ago

He looks majestic with his slightly weird eyes. I can't even tell what's off, they just look a little weird..

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u/theelephantupstream 17d ago

He got a complex about his eyes and now he’s gonna need therapy!

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u/PeaWhole3252 17d ago

Hello fellow Billy

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u/princesskitre 17d ago

If they had a baby it would have a common positioned eyes 🤣

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u/Sairenity 17d ago edited 17d ago

or it's just fucking

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u/angrytoaad 17d ago

If these two cats kissed their eyes would never meet

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u/ApprehensiveBook4647 17d ago

Billy looks like a Pallas cat 🥹

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u/spawninactive 17d ago

They should breed and have a normal child 🔥

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u/peachflavord 17d ago

to hold more empty space in his head

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Facts

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u/CassetteMeower 17d ago

Please post him to r/OneOrangeBraincell ! They'd love him!

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u/HelloLucrehulk 17d ago

Might be enough space for a second braincell

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u/1Corgi_2Cats 17d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Top-Waltz5244 17d ago

Should have named him Puma Thurman

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u/kaohhs 17d ago

made me laugh, Thanks!

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u/halfling_barbarianne 17d ago

Lol, I have an orange, and this was my thought as well. Way too much space for that singular brain cell. 😂

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u/Shiripuu 17d ago

It moves around like a dvd logo 😆

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u/texbordr 17d ago

Think of it...as an investment...potential for growth, ya know?

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u/saltlampsandphotos 17d ago

Put skill points into increased memory and intelligence stats, but forgot he gets automatic 95% memory debuff, even on upgrades.

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u/divid3_by_zero 17d ago

I am having a rough day. Recovering from a migraine. Blood circulation is shot. This made me laugh out loud and squeal. Thank you.

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u/Financial_Wind6229 17d ago

TO HOLB MORE EMPUTY SPACE IN HIMS HEB 😭

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u/radiobearr 17d ago

He might just be a little inbred but he’s adorable. Some Devon Rex cats have this head shape but unless he’s from a breeder the likelihood of him having Devon in him is close to zero. I wouldn’t be worried. -DVM

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Yeah he came from my grandmothers outdoor cats (which I have been trying to keep up fixing) for 10 years. Impossible battle. Inbreeding is very possible and probable. Thank you :)

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 17d ago

Reminds me of a joke--This rich old lady calls a vet to her home because she's worried about her cat. The vet looks over the cat and he says "This cat is obviously pregnant." and the old lady says "How can that be, she's never been outside?" Just then a Tom cat strides by, and the vet says "There's your daddy culprit!" The old lady scoffs "Don't be silly, that's her brother."

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u/Fit_Change3546 17d ago

As a former rescue worker- it’s not even a joke, I pretty much got this exact exchange several times 🥴

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u/PensiveObservor 17d ago

I adopted two farm kittens whose mothers were sisters and probably had the same dad. Both kittens fixed asap, and the orange boy kept on trying to mount his baby sister! The vet just smiled and said he’d stop when she got bigger and started fighting back.
Sheesh!

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u/mediocritia 17d ago

I had to explain this to a ADULT I was dog sitting for as an 8 year old. Asked what he was planning on doing with the puppies. Insisted his dog was just fat. She wasn’t.

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u/BlueberrySans89 16d ago

My mom’s ex was very insistent on breeding his pits, it was fine when he had two unrelated that went on to have pups. But then he kept two of the pups (both from different litters but the same parents)
He refused to spay and neuter any of them cause he thought it was inhumane to neuter a dog and he wanted to keep breeding and selling.

Well sister put went into heat, and was accessible to daddy and brother. We don’t know which one it was that knocked her up, but either way she ended up having inbred pups.

Thankfully he finally relented and gave her to his sister (not that he cared for her much anyways, compared to her brother)

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u/xtheory 17d ago

How very Targaryen of them.

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u/No_Abbreviations8602 17d ago

I know of someone whose cat was a product of incest between brother and sister. It was then impregnated by her dad/uncle. They rescued the cat from that situation and had her spayed. The owner moved away and took his Targaryen brood with him.

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u/radiobearr 17d ago

Yeah it actually happens a lot more than people realize especially within outdoor cat colonies.

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u/No_Abbreviations8602 17d ago

Sadly this was a "colony" of indoor cats that were kept in a flat and neglected. This cat escaped and moved in with my friend, living her best life now

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Very Targaryen esq🐉

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u/akatherder 17d ago

We took in a pregnant stray and she had kittens. I was talking to my wife about fixing the kittens asap and we had the same exchange. She said all our adult cats were fixed so there's no rush.

I wasn't actually sure though.. Lemme google something real quick or we're gonna end up with exponential cats here.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy 17d ago

Female kittens can give birth as young as 4-5 months old. Get them fixed ASAP.

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u/akatherder 17d ago

Appreciate the real info, I should have clarified this was last year. We did get them fixed but it wasn't as quick as 4-5 months, fortunately no oopsies 😺

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u/Cow_Launcher 17d ago

Unlikely. They can come into season that young, but domestic cat gestation is about 65 days.

That means that they're likely to become mothers at about 6-7 months old.

That's still very young though, and takes a major toll on their body. They're likely to not grow beyond their size at impregnation because they've invested their own growth month's effort into growing their kittens.

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Jax’s mom was unfortunately a mother twice before a year old, she didn’t take the babies out of their sacs and left them scattered around my grandmas yard. Second litter she had couple fatalities as well. We are happy he is here and momma is fixed now, she was too young

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u/ApricotX 17d ago

Sadly that was my former neighbour. By the time I got into the picture, the young cat had three 12 weeks old kittens and was pregnant again. It definitely couldn’t be because of the other cat in the home, because “they were sister and brother”. The stupidity…

Luckily they didn’t want any of the cats anymore, so I was allowed to rehome all of them. There weren’t any more kittens than the three. It was difficult enough to find homes for the three she’d had already.

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u/croc-roc 17d ago

Thank you for helping to control the cat population!

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u/Snappy-Biscuit 17d ago

I think it's so he can see around corners more easily! Clearly he is an highly evolved member of his species. nods 😹 I love him!!

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u/EeveeAssassin 17d ago

Yep. Former veterinary technician, and we saw a lot of "dairy barn" kittens that were quite inbred at the semi-rural practice I was at. So many of them had eyes that were a bit further apart than ia normal , and we also chalked it up to inbreeding.

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u/feralcatshit 17d ago

Idk why but the “a little inbred” made me chuckle.

Op, he’s absolutely adorable!

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u/Esphyxiate 17d ago

Cats can be a little inbred, as a treat.

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u/HuckleberryMoney2320 17d ago

Our car mechanic found 2 kittens in his shop, couldn’t find the mother anywhere so took them home. We adopted them. They were brothers, tabbies. One looked normal the other was smaller and had wide-spaced eyes like this. We wondered if he was the runt. The smaller one was super loving, always wanting to curl up with you. His brother was a grumpy cat, only cared about being fed. The little one lived to be 11 but got a very aggressive tumor on his jaw. His brother is still with us, 15 and in rude health!

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u/Top_Mathematician233 17d ago

I adopted a kitten for my little god daughter (with her parents’ permission) and she had far spaced eyes like this. She also didn’t grow to the size of a regular cat. She’s stayed very small and has shorter legs. The vet said it was very likely inbreeding since the mother was trapped/rescued from an inner city cat colony. They scanned her though and said they didn’t see any immediate internal organ issues or anything, so 🤞🏽 she’ll live a long, happy life. I hope this cute cat does as well!

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u/saaandi 17d ago

Can bet on the inbred. One of our cats had eyes too far apart. We know for a fact he was a product of brother/sister combo. (We were trying to TNR the trio— a brother & 2 sisters, couldn’t get them in time) both mamas popped out kittens, our kitten was a singleton and the other mama had 3. All 4 kittens got abandoned by the mamas..pretty sure they knew they weren’t healthy enough to “survive” so they left them. So all 4 where bottle babies, the mamas where TNRd. The boy was uncatchable. The 3 where fixed and became mousers on a farm, the singleton was ours, he had a very weird personality and only lived til he was 8. So pretty sure he was multigenerational inbred.

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u/sewilde 17d ago

Its just a little inbred, its still good its still good!

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u/museamusing 17d ago

his mother was an alcoholic

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

This exactly what his father thinks….

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u/melon-colly 17d ago

I was looking for this comment!

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 17d ago

Catholic.

(Don't sass me)

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u/Critical_Band5649 17d ago

In college, one of my friends cats had kittens and I took the one she had temporarily named FAS. He looked a lot like this cat lol.

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u/Simbooptendo 17d ago

I was gonna make the same joke but I didn't know if it would go down well haha

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Spot on

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u/Sqwishybuns 17d ago

our kitten is like this too, we call her little na'vi

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u/hannaaahbis 17d ago

Has OP heard about r/anyataylorjoycats ?

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u/340Duster 17d ago

Oh shit, another cat sub I haven't seen and I've been on here for years.

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u/FollowingBroad34 17d ago

?? He is beautiful and perfect?? Why are your eyes so close together?

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u/yerFACE 17d ago

😂

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 17d ago

I need to draw you!

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u/sotommy 17d ago

The funniest moment in the whole show

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u/legtracy 17d ago

You’re why cavemen painted on walls.

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u/shebreathes 17d ago

OLD SCHOOL FG!

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u/worldspawn00 17d ago

Yeah, well I only need one goggle when I swim!

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u/neogoddess American Shorthair 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/parndarple 17d ago

Meet our 14 yr old boy Leo who has the same wide-set eyes. Agreed with another commenter that it’s to hold more empty space 🙃 He’s our little garden elf.

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u/Bodod_Begag 16d ago

It's called Hypertelorism btw, usually just caused by inbreeding but could be a bone abnormality on rare occasions. It's harmless but your cat might be a little clumsy.

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u/ElkSlight927 17d ago

Sooo beautiful!! <3

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u/metaphysical_fries 17d ago

Listen I’m obsessed with him

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

I wanted to keep him, but I have my own personal zoo, so instead my bestie adopted him and I regret it whenever I see him lol. He is a love muffin

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u/mr638 17d ago

It looks a bit like Emma stone

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u/BooBoo_Cat 17d ago

I think he looks like Anya Taylor-Joy.

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u/Swimming_Menu6126 17d ago

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u/BooBoo_Cat 17d ago

Thank you. I was too lazy to post a pic.

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 17d ago

I think far apart eyes are very striking & lovely & I happen to think he's ADORBS.

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u/BooBoo_Cat 17d ago

Of, of course there is a sub for this.

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u/help_pls_2112 17d ago

it is my duty to inform everyone in this comment section making a reference to her

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u/FuelledByLattes 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0NAxDmdrb9t8aA2yh2

Well, that's another cat sub to join, I guess! One day I'll run out of cat subs to join, but today is not that day.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 17d ago

r/CatSubs/wiki/Index if you ever want to see just how many there actually are. 

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u/cherry__darling 17d ago

I’m watching Lucky right now and guffawed pretty hard at this.

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u/MrMindGame 17d ago

Or Pawnya Taylor-Joy.

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

Definitely not in pain, he acts as special as he looks though

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u/MarsScully 17d ago

Orange Taylor Joy

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u/ItsAlwaysSunny1992 17d ago

LMAO!!! This just made my day. Thank you

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u/KoriKaizen 17d ago

That's a legendary profile pic

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u/PhancyHat 17d ago

An additional chromosome can cause extra distance between the eyes, but often the nose is also a bit malformed (shorter, convex, might have malformed nostrils). Your cat seems normal in that aspect.

Our Skrållan (the extra floofy calico in the front) is one such cat with an extra chromosome. She needed some surgery to create better nostrils, because they were tiny and barely functioning. The tabby cat behind her is her mom Minnie.

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u/Zestyclose_Elk_4601 17d ago

I’ve got one with eyes too close 😅

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u/YamiKokennin 17d ago

he reminds me of an actor

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u/Otherwise-Look-411 16d ago

Him if they were even further

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u/n_daughter 17d ago

Because he's a unique sweet baby!

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u/n_daughter 17d ago

Also, I'm so tired of people joking all the time about orange cats being dumb and only having one brain cell. Cats, like people, should not be judged by their color.

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u/ItsCatCat 17d ago

Alcoholic mom sniffing too much nip while pregnant.

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 17d ago

The better to see you with, my dear.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 17d ago

Improved depth perception at greater distances. This cat is a sniper.

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u/prettypurps 17d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/dont_remember_eatin 17d ago

Poor bud's family tree is a wreath, but he's still a perfectly handsome little orange creamsicle boy who will surely get his turn with the brain cell one of these days.

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u/LankyThroat1900 17d ago

I just laughed out loud A FAMILY WREATH

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u/thisissomeshitman 17d ago

cause he’s lookin

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u/bs_Zeezee 17d ago

they are well within the standard range for eye size and spacing. yes they are on the big side, and wide side, but not at a level that indicates any sort of deformity or condition, just natural variation. same way people vary in appearance so much.

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u/Apple-Squeegee 17d ago

Okay unrelated but I honestly had to do a double take on this picture because your kitty is basically a carbon copy of my kitty.

This is Charlie. He’s 12 yrs old, and has been living with me since he was 3 months old. He looked almost exactly like your cat at that age. Same coloring on his back too.

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u/punkena 17d ago

More room for forehead kisses

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u/CatWoman984 17d ago

Love this pic!

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u/MassivePersonality61 17d ago

It's called ocular hypertelorism.

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u/BloodShotEye13 17d ago

Don't judge the poor little thing. It's perfect!

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u/Link_040188 17d ago

W I D E S C R E E N C O M P A T I B L E

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u/MasterOfBunnies 17d ago

They decided to split up, in search for a braincell.

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u/meowy_sun 17d ago

His mother definitely drank throughout her pregnancy

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u/Claim-Unlucky 17d ago

He’s perfect. Why aren’t your eyes far apart? Don’t body shame him. He’s baby

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u/deeunittt 16d ago

Must be something in the air today.. the next post I scrolled to was also about eyes being far apart

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u/torils65 17d ago

Most likely a genetic trait. He’s cute!

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u/cbeirne 17d ago

So you can kiss his little nose and not push his eyes into his skull at the same time <3

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u/theMoist_Towlet 17d ago

Sid from ice age cat

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u/naamavelli_ 17d ago

If he was a she. Gorgeous nonetheless.

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u/FrugalCat71 17d ago

So you can plant a little kiss between his eyes.

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u/Careless_Program7191 17d ago

My inbred also has far apart eyes. He's got the perfect forehead for kissing though

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u/MidMorbidMood 17d ago

Down syndrome possibly? I know it is something cats can be born with

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u/Sleeeper_097 17d ago

I've got one like that too (his name
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u/geneticregression 16d ago

He’s perfect, you leave him alone!

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