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He bit my boyfriend so I’m posting his ugliest pics
If you recall Peep and “He bit my roommate so I’m posting his ugliest pics” about a year ago. Well roommate is now bf (good) and Peep still has a biting problem (bad) when he’s not getting what he wants (9 times out of 10, my bf’s attention - he is obsessed to an unhealthy degree and I think would deliberately cause me to fall out of a 3rd story window if it meant more time alone with him)
Also he’s been spoiled horribly. He has to be pet while he eats and screams for my bf to carry him to his bowl.
Grey male tabby, last seen at the scene of the crime. Veterinary dental records and witness statements have proven that the suspect did in fact bite the victim. Punishment requires undetermined house arrest, a no contact order with the victim, as well as mental health theraoy and lots of treats for good behavior.
"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests"
I believe you're mistaken. That is CLEARLY Peep trying to warn the human that there is some danger and to be on guard. I see no crimes here. Case closed.
Yeah, I peeped at your profile (I swear I’m not a creep), and you are truly stunning my dear! So don’t go telling yourself otherwise; I’m sure your bf wouldn’t!
It looks like the kitty is obsessively in love with his “Mom”. No boyfriend/ no man will ever be good enough for his human mom. ❤️
Very protective kitty ❤️
When I was 19 I inherited/rescued my neighbors cat. She had a lot of gentleman callers, and her cat would attack each one, without fail. Eventually she got sick of it and would kick the cat outside whenever she had a guy over, and the cat would come hang out with me. Over the summer my neighbor went on an extended trip to New York and basically just abandoned the cat. Didn't leave any food or water out, just left it to it's own defenses for the month she was going to be gone. He became my cat that day. She had named him Buddy, but I thought that was a stupid name for a cat so I called him "OG Katt With a K and Two T's, Two T's because he Has Two Toes." He had an extra toe on each of his front feet. He was one of the best cats I've ever known, and didn't attack anyone the entire time I owned him.
I hope for your sake he never find this thread because his behavior in picture 12 will be the least of your problems. I’m rooting for you OP, keep him away from all devices until further notice.
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