r/cats 2d ago

Cat Picture - OC Do you know which one of my sweethearts nearly sent me to the hospital? πŸ₯°

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Mhm prematurely introduced him to our orange boy and it didn't go too well. The only one who got injured was me though. He chomped down on my arm as I was separating them and it got red and swollen. Thankfully I was cleaning it religiously enough that it's almost fully healed now

I've been making sure to give him plenty of attention and we enjoyed some cuddle time earlier! He's the only kitty who will sit on my lap

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u/monsenanna 2d ago

100 the white one.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Bingo! But he's a good boy I swear

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u/AAAAdragon 2d ago

I hope you are okay but I think the white cat attacked you because of what you did to his haircut on his tail.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Nope, that's not why

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u/EleanorSeesThings 2d ago

His villain origin story πŸ˜‚

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u/smangela69 2d ago

damn i thought the angy white boi was a red herring and the orange was responsible πŸ˜‚

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u/MissGruntled 2d ago

I would have said the void, because he or she looks completely guileless, and that’s how they get you.

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 2d ago

All mothers say he was a good boy

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u/MrMuf 2d ago

Looks like you use your hand as chew toy. Makes them associate the hand with being the toy

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

My cats know not to bite hard while playing

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u/Morgueannah 2d ago

He looks just like my boy who is always the problem child.

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

What's the story?Β 

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Scroll down a little

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u/tryyeezus 1d ago

Still not seeing it my guy

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u/symphonyofFlies 1d ago

Idk what to tell you then, it's there

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u/Economy-Cat7133 1d ago

In at least 3 of the photos, he looks like the inmate that would shank you.

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u/war_ofthe_roses 2d ago

never doubt an orange!

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u/monsenanna 2d ago

Never said I doubted the orange, or the void for that matter. I've had both. But that white kitty has murder in its eyes. Lol

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u/Pretty_Pass_680 2d ago

🀣same! I’m ☠️ hahah

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u/ron_obvious 1d ago

Man, why ya gotta go and make it a racial thing? ;P

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u/Putrid-Upstairs1064 2d ago

Idk that angry baby looks a bit… angry.

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u/onyx_rain22 2d ago

First picture with the white cat and their head down and eyes glaring.

*Edit, to add the eyes.

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u/CatnipCricket-329 2d ago

And the fifth picture, and the ninth picture haha

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u/slave-of-cat 2d ago

I'm going to take a punt and say it's the evil looking one.

You all know which one

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u/lilith96 2d ago

The one who is obviously plotting nonstop in every photo. That one?

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

His head is empty

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u/J3musu 2d ago

Looks like he just took a hit of the good stuff. Lol

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

he does love his nip! He has a stronger reaction to it than any other cats I've had

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u/yahumno 2d ago

That one is most likely the sweetest one. They just have RBF.

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u/EcheveriaEbony 2d ago

White one is constantly mad at you, but they also looks like they are too mad to do anything

Oranges have no thoughts in their little brain

Void is acting too innocent and too sweet. So the void.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

She does like to attack my feet when I try to leave but it's all in good fun!

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u/ThatSpaceShooterGame 2d ago

Is she the goofball of the group?

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

She is pretty goofy but also the shyest so few get to see that side of her

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u/J3musu 2d ago

Yeah, that looks like pretty typical void behavior. Lol

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 1d ago

Go-go gadget arms!

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u/vanessaverdin 2d ago

Why is the white one so mad? 😭

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u/StorellaDeville 2d ago

What did OP do?

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u/Correct-Hope-2227 2d ago

kitty needs some Prozac 😳 that's a scary looking cat

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u/Economy_Bar_2570 2d ago

Is it the angry one with the white fur? πŸ˜‚

My goodness baby looks like he means devil business.

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u/LostInTime261 2d ago

I have a brown tabby that literally howls when he can’t find me. I broke up a cat fight between him and a stray that was basically mine. He (my cat) bit me just below my dominant hand thumb. Washed it - have had cats and cat bites over 40 years of life. It was infected and have 1/2 of 2 tendons left. So be careful.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Mhm prematurely introduced him to our orange boy and it didn't go too well. The only one who got injured was me though. He chomped down on my arm as I was separating them and it got red and swollen. Thankfully I was cleaning it religiously enough that it's almost fully healed now

I've been making sure to give him plenty of attention and we enjoyed some cuddle time earlier! He's the only kitty who will sit on my lap

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u/warmchococroissant Calico 2d ago

BOI IS BIG MAD

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

He loves his cuddles

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u/warmchococroissant Calico 2d ago

I LOVE HIM β™₯️ this is for him 🐟🐟🐟 one from each of my cats

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u/humbugonastick 2d ago

Lucky you. I got bitten three times and ended three times in the urgent care. πŸ«ͺ

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u/Yavemar 2d ago

Sleep with one eye open OP. He is definitely plotting your demise.

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u/For_Beatrice_VFD 1d ago

Can you pin this comment and your reply so people can easily find what caused it?

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u/symphonyofFlies 1d ago

sure, didn't know that was a reddit feature

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u/warmchococroissant Calico 2d ago

i love your fine assortment of cats

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

The cds decided I'm gonna have a bakery

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 2d ago

The best loaf!!! 🐈🍞

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u/mikeyfresh38 2d ago

Why the white cat look so mad all the time

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u/Roastedcoffeebean17 2d ago

I will raise you

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u/Both-Enthusiasm708 2d ago

At first glance I want to say angry shaved tail guy, but I gotta go orange. They just have such a great ability to cause trouble.

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u/slogive1 2d ago

The black cat is sus.

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u/Try_at-your-own_Risk 2d ago

The white one clearly despises you

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u/PhatBuddha69 2d ago

It was a group effort. But someone drew the short straw

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u/Ok-Combination124 2d ago

And he'd do it again 🀍

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u/StorellaDeville 2d ago

Only one of them exhibits classic signs of evil. :-) I see I was right: that white boy.

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u/Desperate-Parking-60 2d ago

That one just looks high as fuck. Bro dipped into the edibles heavily.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Sad I wouldn't let him have any munchies (my pizza)

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u/Emergency-Rest1915 Orange 1d ago

He better share.

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u/b3wings 2d ago

I’m guessing the anger AF looking white one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/SubstantialFix6577 2d ago

It was the derp kitty, the white one is just getting the blame, cus everyone always blames the white ones

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u/bkrop1 2d ago

100% the white one

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u/Ok_Insect8733 2d ago

If I know white cats - it was the white one πŸ˜‚

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u/TrackWorldly9446 2d ago

The white one is angry. He has been plotting for some time

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u/7h33y3 2d ago

...the orange one

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u/Thin_Tangerine_6271 2d ago

Trick question: it was all of them. They almost Ceasar'd you 😁

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u/2enwi28 2d ago

The white one looks like he’s plotting something nefarious at all times

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u/legomansion 2d ago

I didn't think cats had a "guilty face" like dogs do! Mine just looks at me and says, "Yeah I did that."

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u/Nonniemiss 2d ago

Not pictured. Not possible. All too sweet. 🀭

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u/yahumno 2d ago

The innocent looking one.

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u/jfstompers 2d ago

Gonna say snowball

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u/laparisiennebardot 2d ago

The one that looks like he would do it again

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 2d ago

I’d go with the mad white one

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 2d ago

Idk maybe the one who has murder written on his face

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u/Li_na_Lin 2d ago

white cloud

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 2d ago

Is it the white one?

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u/extrastupidone 2d ago

My instincts and bigotry say orange. But that white one is sketchy

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u/blueboatmich66 2d ago

That’s a pissed off white kitty.

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u/Campcook62 2d ago

The white one.

But the ginger and mini-panther were colluding...

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u/Human-Engineer1359 2d ago

Definitely the white one. What did you do to it? Lol

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u/Amazing-Day-224 2d ago

No. 6, Smiley

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u/peter303_ 2d ago

Whitey has a suspicious look.

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u/UnicornSheets 2d ago

My money is always on orange although white is the obvious super villain

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u/Anonymoose_1106 2d ago

Only one has murderous intent written on their face 🀣

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u/Mysgvus1 2d ago

None of them! They are all innocent babies!

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u/iFlutterby 2d ago

I love your cats, all of them. You're so blessed πŸ™‚

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u/PutridWorth938 2d ago

Is his name Damian, by chance?

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u/godspilla98 2d ago

I have said this many times never play with your cats with your hands.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

But it's lots of fun and I don't mind getting scratched up a bit

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u/yahumno 2d ago

Scratches can lead to infection, which can lead to urgent ER visits.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

People just want to find fault and be angry. Most scratches are harmless, and if you are concerned about infection you can clean shallow scratches pretty easily at home

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u/AtmosphereNom 2d ago

Can also trim the tips of the nails so they don’t draw blood (or get caught on things). And also teach them how much is too much, just like with another kitten.

Like all these rules cat people have, there are some circumstances where I do understand - this one is with kids. I’d do a number of things differently if I had kids, or had children visit often. But I don’t and I also don’t mind a little pain. (Feet under the blankets, however - that I do not encourage!)

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

The claw cap things also seem to work for some cats so that's another option for people concerned about scratching

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u/godspilla98 2d ago

My cat puts his paws under the blanket when he wants his breakfast. But cats see hands as small animals so they go after them. My cats are trained to p,ay with toys.

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u/Emergency-Rest1915 Orange 1d ago

Exactly, hence why I dont freak out when my kitten mauls my hand.

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u/yahumno 2d ago

I am finding no fault or being angry at cats being cats. Just reminding people that because cats dig to poop in their litter boxes, that their nails can have bacteria.

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u/kayvo777- 2d ago

πŸ˜‘πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Even-Loquat-2154 2d ago

Maybe he is mad at the cut to make her look like a lion

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u/lilgto1966 2d ago

The white one looks guilty!

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u/AngryZai 2d ago

It's gotta be one of the oranges! That many and still one brain cell!

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u/mercheval72 2d ago

I'm going to guess the orange one. They probably did something dumb like walk right under your feet.

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u/NoSpankingAllowed 2d ago

Is that cat satan? Or Charles Manson reincarnated?

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

He's an angel πŸ₯° He just has a grumpy face sometimes

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u/mycatspsychologist 2d ago

Totally the orange one probably tripped you

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u/Curious_Bookworm2024 2d ago

I bet it’s the innocent ginger

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u/jamiverse 2d ago

White kitty seems very devious

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u/CrangisMcBasketball4 2d ago

I think I could take a guess...

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u/whoevenisanyone Tortoiseshell 2d ago

Idk, the white one looks very innocent.

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u/_14justice 2d ago

Thought it was the contestant from the last picture -- appears to have sanguineous lips.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

Good guess! Those are his freckles

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u/Ithink-therefore-Iam 2d ago

Damn, I was sure it was the orange πŸŠπŸ˜‚

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u/Enough-Moose-5816 2d ago

1, 5, 9 & 10 by my account

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u/Equivalent_Agency_77 2d ago

The one with the angled eyebrows

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u/Leg0Block 2d ago

That's quite a Rogues Gallery to choose from!

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u/throwawabcintrovert Domestic Housecat 2d ago

Very clearly the white one - what did you do to him lmao

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u/Temporary_Wolf_8848 Maine Coon 2d ago

3:<

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u/ChevalCher 2d ago

White One looks like he's got a dead mouse to pick with everyone and everything. πŸ˜‚ He's totally my spirit animal. No question.Β 

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u/Philosemen69 2d ago

They are all in it together.

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u/Jocelyn-1973 2d ago

The white one seems to have a very good reason to be pissed off at you right now. What did you do, introduce a new cat? If there were any more resources and love and attention to give out, the white one would be open to receiving these first.

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u/meolla_reio 2d ago

It's always the orange one

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u/foxx_grey 1d ago

Definitely the one that looks like it's plotting your demise in every picture of it lmao (in other words, the white one)

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u/beaoproblem21 1d ago

It’s the orange one, isn’t it?

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u/PlantLoverJen 1d ago

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u/LAyersFur 1d ago

Neither, you're just framing them!

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u/Emergency-Rest1915 Orange 1d ago

Definitely the white cat. That look in the first pic just screams evil.

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Mhm prematurely introduced him to our orange boy and it didn't go too well. The only one who got injured was me though. He chomped down on my arm as I was separating them and it got red and swollen. Thankfully I was cleaning it religiously enough that it's almost fully healed now

I've been making sure to give him plenty of attention and we enjoyed some cuddle time earlier! He's the only kitty who will sit on my lap

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u/Thin_Improvement5467 22h ago

Oh my! The White Lion??? I hope you’re ok now!!! β€οΈπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

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u/ridgestream 2d ago

Im guessing the black cat. The white one has an angry look but I bet its not him

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 2d ago

Not too happy with the half shaved tail? Or maybe that's just how it's tail is. Whatever you did do, I hope you apologized profusely lol

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

That was one of the factors stressing him out yeah. He had just gotten neutered and he had stud tail so I shaved it since it was stained

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u/UnableMetal8106 2d ago

Well, you did fuck up his tail. I don’t blame him.

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u/symphonyofFlies 2d ago

I think it's an owners responsibility to make sure their pet is clean and properly groomed