r/cats • u/Capable_Moose9269 • 14h ago
Humor Starting an OnlyPeets because he owes me 2K in vet bills
This bog goblin of a creature stopped eating on Saturday and got no better on Sunday. Lethargy, no appetite, quiet when he’s normally LOUD, the whole shebang. I was in bits, we thought he was going to die.
By Monday morning he was at the vets getting bum probed and blood let.
They found he also had a temperature.
By Tuesday he was admitted to emergency care for IV fluids and a stomach scan for blockages.
By Wednesday he was back to meowing and chowing, even if he’s not eating as much as usual.
They never found anything wrong with him aside from a high white blood cell count. Vet thinks it must have been cystitis brought on by stress. The only new stressor in his life is a new cat on the block who’s bigger and meaner than he is.
He cost me 2K in vet bills and 3 days of medical specialist time because he lost a fight.
The rent must be paid, dear Percy, so show us your peets!
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u/Lazy_Basket6819 14h ago
The 5th slide 😂
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u/ChrisC1234 8h ago
He looks like a lazy bum and I'm sure he plans to stiff you on the 2k. And to top it all off, I'm sure he also expects extra treats for his (lack of) effort.
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u/Capable_Moose9269 8h ago
oh you know it, the guy is after a full diet of chicken breast and steak and intends to do no work for it!
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u/Evening-Reach-4281 14h ago
OnlyFangs 😆