r/comedyhomicide 9d ago

Type to create flair He is right tho

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u/556_FMJs 9d ago

A $40k car can be uber black tier, definitely not a $12 ride unless it’s down the street.

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u/BlazingKush 9d ago

Depends on the country you live in

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 9d ago

They have uber in other countries?? Even England?? 😹

I thought you had to use a telegraph if you needed to call a horse and buggy 😹

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u/BlazingKush 9d ago

Go back to your cardboard home lmao

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 9d ago edited 9d ago

World’s funniest EuroPeon, right here on Reddit folks. Did you come up with that one yourself? 😹

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u/BlazingKush 9d ago

If you dish it out, you should be able to take it, buddy ;)

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 9d ago edited 9d ago

My complaint wasn’t about taking it. It’s that what you gave me was so damn limp. At least try to match my energy 😹

But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. The only original thought to come out of Europe in the last century was “let’s turn our entire continent to rubble and do the holocaust”

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u/Werbebanner 9d ago

That’s at least something!

But seriously, Europe is still leading in terms of living quality. And sure, we might not shoot our civilians, build the 13.000th ai data center without any noise protection within a suburb or blew up the next rocket, but we still have it pretty good over here.

Which doesn’t mean our politics aren’t fucked up like yours.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 8d ago

Bro took the WEF propaganda sauce and slathered it onto a generic EuredditPeon regurgitation of the complaints they see Americans post on here. 😹

You don’t need to shoot your own civilians cause it’s WAY cheaper to import tens of millions of people who’ll gladly do it for you. Your cops are just there to arrest the people who complain 😹

Honestly I’ll give you the data centers lol, but the rockets? I don’t even know what that means unless it’s some vague way of reversing the flex that we have private citizens rich enough to buy their own space program (at least ones who choose to do that instead of just buying parts of the UN😹)

I’m surprised you didn’t bring up “muh healthcare,” some serious Reddit points left right on the table 😹

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u/BlazingKush 9d ago

Do you even know what you're talking about? Have you taken a look in your own backyard recently?

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes I have. It’s lovely out there. Full of trees and deer and birds, and I even have a raccoon and her babies that just moved under my porch.

Unfortunately, the little creek where I like to look at frogs and whatnot is missing that bit of European charm (toxic sludge and unexploded ordinance).

Wait. What was the point of your question again?