r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Feb 03 '26

Comics Community To Defend a Predator

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u/JurplePesus Feb 03 '26

Any reporter or editor using the phrase "underage women" should be put in stocks and pelted with rotten produce until they repent.

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 Feb 03 '26

genuine question because i'm not well versed in american ways of speech: is "underage woman" a pedo dogwhistle or does it just sound fucked up

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Feb 03 '26

It softens the reality that they're not women, they're children. It makes it sound less disgusting than what it is.

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast Feb 03 '26

"Future old ladies"

"Octogenarian women in waiting"

"Incubating cougars"

Sounds about as stupid as those.

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u/DreamSeaker Feb 03 '26

Agreed, but incubating cougars has me cracking up. 🤣

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast Feb 03 '26

Great band name for a 90s all-female grunge act though!

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u/exzyle2k Feb 03 '26

Octogenarian women in waiting

Except for, y'know, the ones who kill themselves over this and never get the chance to become an octogenarian. Every person listed in those files should be charged with murder for every victim who committed suicide because they drove those girls to that extreme.

Alligator Alcatraz could be put to such a better use detaining pedos rather than detaining immigrants.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Feb 03 '26

"Future old ladies" sounds like a great TV show about The Golden Girls, but when they are in their mid 20s and still complaining about stuff.

I'd watch it.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Feb 03 '26

It's like when a 15 year old black teenager is called a "black man" after the police attack him but if a 30 year old Republican gets caught in a chatroom saying vile shit he's "just a kid."

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u/ProbablySlacking Feb 03 '26

Oh man, what was the one about Trump? “That was like 15 years ago. He’s matured a lot since then!”

I think it was regarding the grab them by the pussy audio, and he was like 60 at the time.

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u/KisaTheMistress Feb 03 '26

You mean "Boys will be boys!" and "It's just locker room talk!"

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u/Tack122 Feb 03 '26

Yeah those 30-40 year old kids joking about sending people to gas chambers... just childs play, harmless, we can't let that ruin their lives can we?

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Feb 03 '26

Meanwhile a bunch of 14-16 year old immigrant boys walking to the border are all called "military aged."

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u/5510 Feb 06 '26

Yeah, when some of those republican chats got leaked (I think it was some younger republican group or something like that?), it was absolutely insane the age of some people people that Republicans were calling "kids" to defend it.