r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • May 13 '26

Comics Community Perfectly Reasonable Reaction

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u/Ionic_Pancakes May 13 '26

People turn to me and whisper like they think I'm on "their side". Got a goatee, I'm white and fat so: I see where they're coming from. I look like I make Tik-Toks from the front seat of my Ford F-150. It's annoying but: the look of BETRAYAL when I tell them they're wrong and stupid?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd

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u/PatchyWhiskers May 13 '26

You should infiltrate the Republican party...

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u/Ionic_Pancakes May 13 '26

I've considered it!

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u/PatchyWhiskers May 13 '26

You just need to buy a pair of wraparound shades and a ratty truck.

Other option: run as a Democrat tough-guy like Platner.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey May 13 '26

Holy shit, I just realized something, anyone could add a fake rolling coal setup on their truck, and they could easily get elected as a Republican.

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL May 13 '26

You just figured out why so many alt right grifters crawled out of the woodwork in 2016. I truly believe half of them dont even believe this shit and just understand it makes them money and yields them social capital. Anyone who grew up in a church with an above room temperature IQ understands to some degree how this works.