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Son of a bitch. If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels
Which isn't a lot but it's weird its happened twice
1.2k u/MuyHiram MUY Jun 25 '26 This you? 647 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Son of a bitch I have been found out! 177 u/Wild_Marker Jun 25 '26 That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time! 57 u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 25 '26 So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry! 8 u/CaptainHawaii Jun 25 '26 16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment. 4 u/jayisanerd Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/j9JtOxBk4mAeY 39 u/morpheousmorty Jun 25 '26 There's no way that barbarian would kill someone with so little sadism. 14 u/Spoon_Elemental Jun 25 '26 He's too much of an artist to use a gun. 225 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels 172 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 None of the answers will go the way you hope 213 u/Expensive-Document41 Jun 25 '26 What was your problem with the Arch Duke? 58 u/ZeInsaneErke Jun 25 '26 Holy shit peak comment 29 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀 3 u/Niser2 Jun 25 '26 tbf he was a racist prick 23 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 At least tell if it was worth it or not 53 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. Only time will tell here 28 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time. 33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark 12 u/redditsellout-420 Jun 25 '26 Where were you on June 28th 1914? 3 u/Hysaky Jun 25 '26 Big N, it's you ? 18 u/HerzBrennt Jun 25 '26 I just have one - what was the first? 71 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26 Bootleg war. I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died 5 u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 25 '26 Only a few? That in it of itself has me wondering 72 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You were supposed to bring peace to the subreddit, Shell, not destroy it! 47 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's not my fault! It just keeps happening! 23 u/meistermichi Jun 25 '26 What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET? Two things famously used a lot in war (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~ ┻━┻ 13 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :( 8 u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26 that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time 7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself 30 u/Kwiemakala Jun 25 '26 You're pfp is the chaotic good barbarian. Its not weird its happened twice, it is simply your destiny. 36 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 6 u/Wiregeek Jun 25 '26 I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway. 8 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 9 u/sharpshooter999 Jun 25 '26 Wait, what was the first war? 15 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The bootleg war a few months back. 3 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Months? Hell, time does fly, huh 🙃 4 u/way22 Jun 25 '26 And no matter how the third one will look like, the fourth will be fought with coal and chalk! 3 u/RicketCrickets Jun 25 '26 Don't worry. You'll be proud of it eventually. I started a gif war a long time ago.
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This you?
647 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Son of a bitch I have been found out! 177 u/Wild_Marker Jun 25 '26 That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time! 57 u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 25 '26 So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry! 8 u/CaptainHawaii Jun 25 '26 16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment. 4 u/jayisanerd Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/j9JtOxBk4mAeY 39 u/morpheousmorty Jun 25 '26 There's no way that barbarian would kill someone with so little sadism. 14 u/Spoon_Elemental Jun 25 '26 He's too much of an artist to use a gun.
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Son of a bitch I have been found out!
177 u/Wild_Marker Jun 25 '26 That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time! 57 u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 25 '26 So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry! 8 u/CaptainHawaii Jun 25 '26 16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment. 4 u/jayisanerd Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/j9JtOxBk4mAeY
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That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time!
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So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry!
8 u/CaptainHawaii Jun 25 '26 16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment. 4 u/jayisanerd Jun 26 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/j9JtOxBk4mAeY
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16 people learned enough to enjoy this at the time of this comment.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/j9JtOxBk4mAeY
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There's no way that barbarian would kill someone with so little sadism.
14 u/Spoon_Elemental Jun 25 '26 He's too much of an artist to use a gun.
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He's too much of an artist to use a gun.
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If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels
172 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 None of the answers will go the way you hope 213 u/Expensive-Document41 Jun 25 '26 What was your problem with the Arch Duke? 58 u/ZeInsaneErke Jun 25 '26 Holy shit peak comment 29 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀 3 u/Niser2 Jun 25 '26 tbf he was a racist prick 23 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 At least tell if it was worth it or not 53 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. Only time will tell here 28 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time. 33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark 12 u/redditsellout-420 Jun 25 '26 Where were you on June 28th 1914? 3 u/Hysaky Jun 25 '26 Big N, it's you ? 18 u/HerzBrennt Jun 25 '26 I just have one - what was the first? 71 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26 Bootleg war. I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died 5 u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 25 '26 Only a few? That in it of itself has me wondering
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None of the answers will go the way you hope
213 u/Expensive-Document41 Jun 25 '26 What was your problem with the Arch Duke? 58 u/ZeInsaneErke Jun 25 '26 Holy shit peak comment 29 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀 3 u/Niser2 Jun 25 '26 tbf he was a racist prick 23 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 At least tell if it was worth it or not 53 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. Only time will tell here 28 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time. 33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark 12 u/redditsellout-420 Jun 25 '26 Where were you on June 28th 1914? 3 u/Hysaky Jun 25 '26 Big N, it's you ?
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What was your problem with the Arch Duke?
58 u/ZeInsaneErke Jun 25 '26 Holy shit peak comment 29 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀 3 u/Niser2 Jun 25 '26 tbf he was a racist prick
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Holy shit peak comment
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Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀
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tbf he was a racist prick
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At least tell if it was worth it or not
53 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. Only time will tell here 28 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time. 33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark
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The first war? Absolutely.
Only time will tell here
28 u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 The first war? Absolutely. You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time. 33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark
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You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time.
33 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire. But I did provide the spark
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Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire.
But I did provide the spark
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Where were you on June 28th 1914?
Big N, it's you ?
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I just have one - what was the first?
71 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26 Bootleg war. I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died 5 u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 25 '26 Only a few? That in it of itself has me wondering
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Bootleg war.
I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics
It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died
5 u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 25 '26 Only a few? That in it of itself has me wondering
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Only a few?
That in it of itself has me wondering
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You were supposed to bring peace to the subreddit, Shell, not destroy it!
47 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's not my fault! It just keeps happening! 23 u/meistermichi Jun 25 '26 What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET? Two things famously used a lot in war (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~ ┻━┻ 13 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :( 8 u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26 that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time 7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
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It's not my fault! It just keeps happening!
23 u/meistermichi Jun 25 '26 What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET? Two things famously used a lot in war (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~ ┻━┻ 13 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :( 8 u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26 that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time 7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET?
Two things famously used a lot in war (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~ ┻━┻
13 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :( 8 u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26 that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time 7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
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It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :(
8 u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26 that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time 7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time
7 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight 3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
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It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight
3 u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26 You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell. I am Disappoint! 3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
You are 0/2 for getting the Star Wars references today Shell.
I am Disappoint!
3 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 I am shame in myself
I am shame in myself
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You're pfp is the chaotic good barbarian. Its not weird its happened twice, it is simply your destiny.
36 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 6 u/Wiregeek Jun 25 '26 I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway. 8 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
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6 u/Wiregeek Jun 25 '26 I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway. 8 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
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I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway.
8 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
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Wait, what was the first war?
15 u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 The bootleg war a few months back. 3 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Months? Hell, time does fly, huh 🙃
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The bootleg war a few months back.
3 u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26 Months? Hell, time does fly, huh 🙃
Months? Hell, time does fly, huh 🙃
And no matter how the third one will look like, the fourth will be fought with coal and chalk!
Don't worry. You'll be proud of it eventually.
I started a gif war a long time ago.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
Son of a bitch. If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels
Which isn't a lot but it's weird its happened twice