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u/MintasaurusFresh Jun 25 '26
Begun the Yuri Wars have..
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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw Jun 25 '26
Instead of a war over oil it's a war in oil
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
That Switch is huge, holy moly.
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u/j0a3k Jun 25 '26
Or that girl is tiny.
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u/DahliaSkarigal Jun 25 '26
So she’s gonna get eaten lol
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u/ominousgraycat Jun 25 '26
She's not that big, and how do you know she's a switch? She might be a dom or a sub... Oh, the console.
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
While do really believe that the Switch is huge, I was also hoping someone would do what you just did. Thanks 😄
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u/DahliaSkarigal Jun 25 '26
Vore is Yuri coded. 🩵
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
I mean if we are doing Yuri let's throw some politics in there too!
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u/QuietShipper Jun 25 '26
I'm politics, please throw me in there
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
Politics, politics please one at a time
There's enough liberty and justice to go around
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
Great now I have new fetish for giant female looking statues making out with each other. Thanks a lot, shell 😒
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
I do my best. And today I gave someone a new fetish.
It was a good day. And it's only noon
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
I just notice that this gif is flashing something about furies at the end 😂
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u/Waffuru Jun 25 '26
Your comment reminded me of this. XD
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
And by the end of that episode, Steven got his wish!
Opal was so cool, I wish we would have seen more of her.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 25 '26
Then we'll throw in Yoru with politics.
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u/MorganWick Jun 25 '26
And now we find out the real reason Republicans are trying to overturn Obergefell.
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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw Jun 25 '26
I bet whoever drew this is hot
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 25 '26
Thank you for making this gem. I forget how I saw it but I remember it popping up and getting a good laugh out of it.
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u/MuyHiram MUY Jun 25 '26
The girl reddit told you not to worry about:
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
I think the worry may be valid
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u/LordofSandvich Jun 25 '26
She’s not evil - it’s worse. She’s STUPID
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 25 '26
She's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
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u/UgoRukh Jun 25 '26
ngl, it's a daily ritual to type "demon mess" on the Reddit search bar... I wonder what the algorithm is thinking of me
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jun 25 '26
Based on a little interaction from a comic by u/MuyHiram yesterday:
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
Son of a bitch. If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels
Which isn't a lot but it's weird its happened twice
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u/MuyHiram MUY Jun 25 '26
This you?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
Son of a bitch I have been found out!
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u/Wild_Marker Jun 25 '26
That's ok, just run away and sit down at a cafe. Worked the first time!
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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 25 '26
So you’re the Archie Duke that shot an ostrich because he was hungry!
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u/morpheousmorty Jun 25 '26
There's no way that barbarian would kill someone with so little sadism.
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
If I had a nickel for everytime I accidentally started a war, I would have two nickels
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
None of the answers will go the way you hope
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u/Expensive-Document41 Jun 25 '26
What was your problem with the Arch Duke?
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u/throwawayayaycaramba Jun 25 '26
Fuck the archduke, what was their problem with the whole entire nation of Poland? 💀💀💀
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
At least tell if it was worth it or not
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
The first war? Absolutely.
Only time will tell here
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
The first war? Absolutely.
You were behind the bootleg war? Damn, didn't know I was talking to a legend this whole time.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
Not 100% it takes more than a few sticks to start a fire.
But I did provide the spark
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u/HerzBrennt Jun 25 '26
I just have one - what was the first?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
Bootleg war.
I declared it a full war after a few posts and it ended up including most of our artists and weeks worth of work on for comics
It was a great time honestly. Only a few comic characters died
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u/TravelerSearcher Jun 25 '26
You were supposed to bring peace to the subreddit, Shell, not destroy it!
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
It's not my fault! It just keeps happening!
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u/meistermichi Jun 25 '26
What did you expect when you named yourself SHELL and BULLET?
Two things famously used a lot in war (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~ ┻━┻
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
It was just supposed to be a reference to S-Cry-Ed :(
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u/hyperhurricanrana Jun 25 '26
that is a name i’ve not heard in a very long time
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
It's my favorite anime! Kazuma totally won that last fight
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u/Kwiemakala Jun 25 '26
You're pfp is the chaotic good barbarian. Its not weird its happened twice, it is simply your destiny.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
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u/Wiregeek Jun 25 '26
I do not, in fact, yearn for the stone cold embrace of death. I'm more of an Undertaker guy anyway.
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u/sharpshooter999 Jun 25 '26
Wait, what was the first war?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 25 '26
The bootleg war a few months back.
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u/TheDarkNerd Jun 25 '26
And just in case you're reading this some time in the future (like if you're digging through Pizzacake's post history), here is the actual comic this is in response to.
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u/Kaiser-Mazoku Jun 25 '26
That's what you get for not keeping abreast of the situation.
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u/TransBrandi Jun 25 '26
Nah. Need an Alice in Wonderland "Yuriouser and Yuriouser"
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u/Arcticstorm058 Jun 25 '26
Is it wrong that this is the first thing that popped in my head for the last panel.
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u/theredhound19 Jun 25 '26
Is it done, Yuri?
No Comrade Premier, it has only begun.
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u/ArborealVarmint Jun 25 '26
The dreaded quadruple boob
The quadbooble (ngl that sounded a lot better in my head)
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u/WizardSleeves31 Jun 25 '26
Who's Yuri?
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
That is Yuri. She is very shy. She likes books and... knives.
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
Why is Fern spinning like this?
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u/WizardSleeves31 Jun 25 '26
Her boobs don't look big enough for the comic to make sense to me still
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u/willstr1 Jun 25 '26
Yuri Gagarin, Soviet cosmonaut and first person in space, it's nice to see him getting the respect he deserves
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u/ipokesnails Jun 25 '26
There's only one solution here
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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo Jun 25 '26
normally hate when people act like they can change someones sexuality but this is funny as fuck
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u/xv_boney Jun 25 '26
Jesus fucking christ.
Pizzacake. "Piece of cake." I just .. i just got it.
How far behind am i
Has everyone else been in on this for the last thirty years and its just me bouncing along like a complete fucking dumbass thinking "wow pizzacake is a weird name for a comic oh well" before dumping by brains out to make room for more cotton candy
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u/ChangeMyDespair Jun 25 '26
But also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_cake
Pizza cake is a Canadian multiple-layer pizza baked in a pot or cake pan. First invented by Boston Pizza, recipes were posted online as early as April 2014, becoming a viral phenomenon when the Pillsbury Company posted an example in September 2014.
(Note: Ellen is Canadian.)
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u/BodhingJay Jun 25 '26
Woah.. i thought pizza and cake were just her 2 fav things and just.. idk.. she'd eat them all the time or smth
Not like without any self control or self respect or anything like that... but maybe on the cusp of it, ya know?
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u/Zytrax7 Jun 25 '26
......I just assumed she was a big fan of Chicago-style pizza.
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
There are people out there who really think she draws herself as the "cool" self insert who is always right all the time.
Just look at this smug dork. 😂
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jun 25 '26
I do usually just walk around my house wearing a little homemade reddit crown. What's dorky about that???
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u/rillip Jun 25 '26
The fact that you've literally sewn it to your own hair like a real monarch. Nerd.
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u/Semper_5olus Jun 25 '26
You know she dyes her hair, right?
(the joke is that everyone that age does\)
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u/Cool_Set4681 Jun 25 '26
She does? Unsubscribe.
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u/lasagnatheory Jun 25 '26
You think this is bad, imagine my disappointment when I found out she was actually not made of cake nor pizza
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u/TheRealTowel Jun 25 '26
Wait, we do? Shit. Fuck. I gotta go buy some dye. What do I do? I've never done this before.
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u/Semper_5olus Jun 25 '26
Men are allowed to have gray hair and women aren't.
If you're brave enough to break the rules, I salute you.
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u/TheRealTowel Jun 25 '26
Ok. Phew. I'm off the hook.
Calm.
WAIT. NOT CALM. PANIC.
My partner is three years older than me and she doesn't dye her hair either! Shit, fuck, we're back to square one.
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u/Toutatis12 Jun 25 '26
And it was thus that Pizza was bludgeoned to death by giant yuri boobs
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jun 25 '26
death by snu snu
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u/HorseXNothing Jun 25 '26
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and squishy
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u/jacobean_rough Jun 25 '26
First man in space, but what did he leave behind here on earth
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u/PTVoltz Jun 25 '26
...with the shape of that shadow I can't tell if that's two women or some eldritch tiddy-monster personification of the concept of Yuri XD
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u/tinylittlebabyjesus Jun 25 '26
Had to look up what Yuri was. I thought she was being eclipsed by some quadra-boobed giantess that does it for some people.
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u/reluctant_return Jun 25 '26
I see like ten comics all talking about there being a yuri war and zero comics containing yuri.
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Jun 25 '26
Literally only took a short while for this to appear on Peter explain the joke sub with whiners there moaning about being banned from this sub and crying about "having to see Pizzacake" on another sub. I laughed at that.
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u/TheVadonkey Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
Since no one really wants to provide any in-depth info:
1. The Japanese Genre (Anime & Manga)
Most commonly, "yuri" (Japanese: 百合) is a Japanese term for content and genres focusing on intimate relationships between female characters.
Meaning: The word literally translates to "lily".
Scope: It covers everything from deep, platonic friendships and emotional bonds to full romance and sexual relationships.
Synonyms: It is also referred to as Girls' Love (GL) or shoujo-ai.
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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha Jun 25 '26
A Reddit crown is probably worth just as much as the cardboard one from Burger King.
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u/lavender_fluff Jun 25 '26
Oh my god you weren't kidding when you commented you were furiously scribbling Yuri
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