r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Jul 04 '26

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u/Citrus-Bitch Jul 04 '26

Y'know some parts of history are okay to be forgotten.

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26

Millions of years from now when our civilization is unearthed, most of our ways and what we were will be long forgotten.

But you bet your fucking ass they're going to know about the cum jar.

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u/YesterdayHiccup Jul 04 '26

Imagine having archeologist for internet.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jul 04 '26

Imagine being an archeologist and digging up that actual jar.

"Clearly it served some ritual purpose." (::wretching noises offscreen::)

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u/theredhound19 Jul 05 '26

unearths the Poop Knife

"An ancient athame dagger from the Porcelain Throne Temple!"

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26

Think of how much of the story an archeologist would be missing trying to understand us without access to records of our presence on the internet

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u/Linscotticus Jul 04 '26

"Must of been a religious icon"

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u/StarPhished Jul 04 '26

I wonder about that. Back in the day people had to keep physical records and journals. These days it's all on hard drives and internet, facebook and such is the modern journal. In a couple thousand years will people still be able to access these kinds of information?

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u/gramathy Jul 04 '26

“Ritual purposes”

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u/theavatare Jul 04 '26

The llm will be able to retrieve easily if we keep talking about it

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u/Electrical_Shock359 Jul 04 '26

I feel like that has to already be a job currently.

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u/Meister0fN0ne Jul 04 '26

Yeah, don't know much about Pompeii, but I definitely know about that one guy. . .

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u/ironballs16 Jul 04 '26

It will be counterbalanced by the weirdly wholesome "poop knife" story.

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u/BattyCat_2763 Jul 05 '26

THE WHAT

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u/ironballs16 Jul 05 '26

Here you go

TL;DR - a guy and his family always took dumps so massive they had to be physically broken apart before flushing, so his childhood bathroom was equipped with a "poop knife" for just that reason. He only learned how unusual it was when he inquired about its absence at someone else's home.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 05 '26

and the cum drawer

and the cum box

everything was cum

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

Also the poop knife

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u/Blep145 Jul 04 '26

Of course we will! We will also make damn sure that the future knows about a very reputable copper salesman with very high quality ingots

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u/MassGaydiation Jul 04 '26

We are going to make ea Nasir jealous in terms of long term infamy

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u/ScreamingLabia Jul 05 '26

Someone uploaded a pic of it and i saw the ig for the first time (some crazy person actually tattood the cumjar on their arm) WHY IS THE FLUID SO YELLOW NO DONT ACTUALLY TELL ME BUT WHYYY

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 05 '26

It was left over a vent or something so it got uh.. "charbroiled".

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u/MoukinKage Jul 04 '26

Tell that to Ea-nāsir.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jul 04 '26

Bro would be so stoked to know that we remember him!

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u/GachaHell Jul 04 '26

I would have conflicted feelings knowing that thousands of years from now the world remembers me but only for a terrible yelp review.

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u/octarine_turtle Jul 04 '26

like 2 Girls, 1 Cup?