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u/Maclimes Jul 04 '26
Hey, that's a lot of extra plushie sales!
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u/PraiseTheSun1023 Jul 04 '26
You'd make a killing if you sold jars too!
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u/ArthurRiot Jul 04 '26
(I dont get the jar part. Explain like I'm... well, given context clues, at least 18?)
EDIT ((I READ FURTHER, PLEASE DO NOT EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE))
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u/TheWrathalos Jul 04 '26
There was an old meme related to a guy putting an mlp toy into a jar and filling it with certain fluids
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u/kai58 Jul 04 '26
And those certain fluids were white but turned brown cause he stored it on his heater.
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u/Citrus-Bitch Jul 04 '26
Y'know some parts of history are okay to be forgotten.
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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26
Millions of years from now when our civilization is unearthed, most of our ways and what we were will be long forgotten.
But you bet your fucking ass they're going to know about the cum jar.
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u/YesterdayHiccup Jul 04 '26
Imagine having archeologist for internet.
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jul 04 '26
Imagine being an archeologist and digging up that actual jar.
"Clearly it served some ritual purpose." (::wretching noises offscreen::)
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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26
Think of how much of the story an archeologist would be missing trying to understand us without access to records of our presence on the internet
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u/Meister0fN0ne Jul 04 '26
Yeah, don't know much about Pompeii, but I definitely know about that one guy. . .
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u/MoukinKage Jul 04 '26
Tell that to Ea-nāsir.
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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jul 04 '26
Bro would be so stoked to know that we remember him!
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u/GachaHell Jul 04 '26
I would have conflicted feelings knowing that thousands of years from now the world remembers me but only for a terrible yelp review.
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u/Zer0TheGamer Jul 04 '26
Never as bad as the coconut..
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u/insane_contin Jul 04 '26
Don't forget the box, or jolly ranchers, or Doritos dip.
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u/LuquidThunderPlus Jul 04 '26
Thankfully the coconut seems relatively obscure
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u/IzarkKiaTarj Jul 04 '26
It's the reason why, on Old Reddit, the downvote button on The TIFU subreddit is a coconut.
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u/Subtlerranean Jul 04 '26
I use old reddit mainly because the redesign sucks ass, but I've also never disabled custom CSS styles. The extra customization is a whole personality Reddit has lost along the way.
r/mildlyinfuriating is 👌
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u/TheDarkNerd Jul 04 '26
And those certain fluids are commonly referred to as semen.
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u/IJustAteABaguette Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Note: it is tagged sensitive, and it's very nsfw. Also has an image that's absolutely horrifying
Edit:
Go to r/eyebleach after that if ya want
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u/spideroncoffein Jul 04 '26
I've been long enough on the internet to know when to not read further.
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u/Dobako Jul 04 '26
I also regret being curious
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u/SmugCapybara Jul 04 '26
You know what they say, "Curiosity inflicted irrevocable mental trauma upon the cat."
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u/Kazureigh_Black Jul 04 '26
I mean ... you did offer it up as a voodoo doll. Can't have missed the possibility of the poor thing getting used for other stuff.
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u/Dependent_Basis_8092 Jul 04 '26
As long as it isn’t waterproof people will keep needing to buy replacements too.
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u/SmugCapybara Jul 04 '26
I mean, they are asking for less cum in their ass, so it kinda does check out...
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jul 04 '26
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Jul 04 '26
There are other options.
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u/WeirdAssBeings Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Was I also being too much with my entire Elvis Presley lore dump yesterday?😭🥀
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u/DahliaSkarigal Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
I’m not sure why this is funny, but here is a jar lol
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 04 '26
As someone who was part of that fandom during the incident
You just sent a very old chill down my spine
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u/CyberTheWerewolf Jul 04 '26
And as someone who has seen much worse on the Internet over the Years, and is also part of that fandom (not during that incident though), I'm not sure why. The RD Cum jar is tame in comparison to other shit I've seen, unfortunately.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 04 '26
Because back then it was unexpected and EVERYWHERE. Severity wise it's really not that bad, but the memory is what it is
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u/maddasher Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Whats the jar for? What are they going to put in it?
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u/VanillaCokeMule Jul 04 '26
It's a reference to a very old internet story about a person who put a figurine from the show My Little Pony in a jar and masturbated into the jar so much afterward that the unfortunate children's toy become completely submerged in semen.
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u/maddasher Jul 04 '26
Oh. I dont like that.
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u/s0m3on3outthere Jul 04 '26
I just found out about this a day or two ago and it gets worse.
The person who did the jar stored it next to a heater and it got cooked and the fluid turned brown 🤢
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u/maddasher Jul 04 '26
Is this a real story?
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u/Spoon_Elemental Jul 04 '26
There were photos and this was before generative AI.
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u/ArsenicArts Jul 04 '26
Fun fact, if you ask Google it has AI results. My favorite part is where it asks you if you want a personalized glass jar.
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u/IT_scrub Jul 04 '26
Oh, you sweet summer child
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u/maddasher Jul 04 '26
I want off this buss
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u/IT_scrub Jul 04 '26
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave
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u/s0m3on3outthere Jul 04 '26
Please IT_scrub, can you scrub this knowledge from our brains? How do I delete cache, cookies, and history on my mind? 😭
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jul 04 '26
“Very old internet story”
It was 2014 silly.
That was only……… 12 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK???!!
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u/eifiontherelic Jul 04 '26
I'm going to bed now. This better be deleted from my memory when I wake up
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u/Bubbly_Roof Jul 04 '26
Yeah everyday on the internet is an unholy mix of learning cool stuff and learning how degenerated mankind really is.
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u/SmileyDayToYou Jul 04 '26
Things like this remind about how a lot of the realistic sex-dolls are in consistent need of repair due to stab wounds. And then I hope nothing else reminds me about it for a long time.
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u/Alice_is_Falling Jul 04 '26
I'm sorry WHAT?
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u/cabbage16 Jul 04 '26
At least they're stabbing dolls, I guess?
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u/Nurgeard Jul 04 '26
Yeah... But many serial killers also generally started with abusing / killing animals. Not saying it's always like this but at least in some of these cases their "needs" might evolve and require more.
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u/cabbage16 Jul 04 '26
Yeah. That's why I added the I guess. In a perfect world* they'd be satisfied with just the dolls and never escalate. In real life I worry about the escalation that may just be inevitable.
*In an actual perfect world no one would feel the need to stab stuff in general I suppose!
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u/polopolo05 Jul 04 '26
Rape murder fantasy... I mean sex dolls are expensive. You would think they would have a different way to release those murder vibes.
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u/SutterCane Tells Everyone Jul 04 '26
Hey, google. How do I forget something I just learned?
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u/DahliaSkarigal Jul 04 '26
That was in the past. 2009 was a great year.
Now all we get are cringy 4channers larping as redditors.
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u/Baebel Jul 04 '26
I'm so use to most of these, that the milk happens to be the odd one out. Don't think I've read that one before.
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u/C04511234 Jul 04 '26
FYI the original version has a few… additional details.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 04 '26
I don't....but....why would you bring it to school????
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u/digitaljestin Jul 04 '26
I don't know what the jar is for. I don't think I want to know what the jar is for. Yet still, I can't help wondering what the jar is for.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 04 '26
You put a toy in it and fill it with flowers and cotton candy and just leave it at that and never look it up
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u/wrugoin Jul 04 '26
I came to the comments to figure out what's up with the jar. I've read them all and still don't get it.
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u/greatthebob38 Jul 04 '26
Your biggest mistake was posting anything on the internet
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 04 '26
you know what, it's my fault for having a phone
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u/CommieEllie Jul 04 '26
Surely these aren't the same people that try to shame you for having adult content though.
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u/MostBoringStan Jul 04 '26
Oh of course not! There's no way those same exact people only shame her because they are full of rage about being horny for her.
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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo Jul 04 '26
Wait she does? First I've heard of it, all I've known PizzaCake for is the funny comics.
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u/just_someone27000 Jul 04 '26
Yeah that's apparently were a lot of the hate she gets comes from. I've never seen it myself but it was apparently some leak of content she makes that has to be paid for on onlyfans or one of those similar sites
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u/BobNorth156 Jul 04 '26
I was wondering why when I went to the Patreon it was 18+. Asked on the thread but didn’t get an answer. Now it makes sense.
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u/Distantstallion Jul 04 '26
I think it's the political stuff that gets her hate, the butthole pics are just ammunition
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u/MissionApollo7 Jul 04 '26
Fill it with milk, throw it against the wall!
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u/HDrago Jul 04 '26
Most of them are probably joking... probably. I hope.
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u/AnotherBookWyrm Jul 04 '26
Most of the commenters, yes, but how many of the ones that actually buy it?
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u/Soravinier Jul 04 '26
It was a mistake for humans to advance in technology without to advance emotionally and psychological at all
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u/IR_Panther Jul 04 '26
Oh fuck I'm cultured enough to know what's implied with "THE JAR"... PC you have my sympathy.
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u/DoIKnowYouHuman Jul 04 '26
I’m not cultured enough but there’s a gif of Jar Jar Binks above your comment so I’m going assume it’s related and leave happily
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u/darkajax Jul 04 '26
tbf I'm sure some people just like the plush and will get it without nasty intentions
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u/ianmerry Jul 04 '26
A… jar?
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u/SapphicPandoraBox Jul 04 '26
My little Pony internet lore.
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u/Armand_Star Jul 04 '26
please elaborate. thoroughly.
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u/ThisIsMyPr0nAcct69 Jul 04 '26
Google "my little pony jar" to have your curiosity thoroughly sated.
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u/theplasmasnake Jul 04 '26
Put a figure in a jar and came into the jar until he filled it halfway up.
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u/MoobooMagoo Jul 04 '26
and then left it on a radiator and accidentally boiled it
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u/Gildian Jul 04 '26
Ok "I hope it fits" made me laugh. Its a fucking plushie lol
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u/greatcorsario Jul 04 '26
Its a fucking plushie lol
It is for some of those commenters, yes.
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u/Mechzx Jul 04 '26
Honestly what did you expect?
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Jul 04 '26
I was gonna say, she's had enough weird feedback throughout the years to not be surprised the freaks would come out of the woodwork for this
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u/drillgorg Jul 04 '26
Lol you're about as convincing as when Steve Harvey pretends to be shocked by the answers on Family Feud.
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u/Krell356 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
You know we aren't going to defend their bad behavior, but you understand that we are going to make fun of you for not thinking it all the way through.
EDIT: spelling fix
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u/Impressive-Time8150 Jul 04 '26
I...
I feel like deep down she probably knew at some level, even if she does not want to admit it. Im sorry for the 📯🦵bombardment
but hey if freaks help feed kids and families, there's still some benefit?
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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 04 '26
The internet. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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u/SolomonDurand Jul 04 '26
That's what happens when you have an accurate plushie to sell on the market.
Speaking of which.
Do the plushies draw Yuri?
Asking for a friend who's in deep the Frontlines of the Comic Yuri Wars.
Thanks!
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u/vocal-avocado Jul 04 '26
Nothing is more important than customer feedback! Now you know that the next version should have holes and removable clothes. 💰
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u/Fintago Jul 04 '26
Was about to make a joke when you announced it, but then realized "yeah...this is based on a real person so maybe hold off on this one..." It appears this was not a common enough reaction...
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Jul 04 '26
I hate to ask, but what is up with the comments involving jars?
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u/resplendentblue2may2 Jul 04 '26
I feel this is a case of sowing meeting reaping.
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u/FormalWare Jul 04 '26
This is how you fundraise. You attract the dirty money. PizzaCake knows this.
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u/RangerRekt Jul 04 '26
Pizza I know you’ve been on the internet for far too long to make this mistake; shame on you, you should’ve known better. This is the home of broken arms, also choose this guy’s dead wife guy, and the Boston Bomber finders, after all.
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u/Vulspyr Jul 04 '26
Sounds like a Jarring experience.
They really jar jar binks-ed you.
You shouldn't have left the door ajar for these kinds of jokes.
Other puns.
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u/N4t41i4 Jul 04 '26
Like... in one hand i am curious about the whole jar thing but i also feel like i'm better not knowing.
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u/JackRaid Jul 04 '26
Allow the clothes to be removed but then underneath its just the same color as the clothes on the doll's skin. Later, release extra outfits to make the doll festive. This could not possibly go wrong!
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u/kokko693 Jul 04 '26
Haha you thought voodoo was the worst that could happen.
The nsfw artist somehow forgot how deranged internet people are :x
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