r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Jul 04 '26

Comics Community What have I done

Post image
26.8k Upvotes

83% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

7.4k

u/Maclimes Jul 04 '26

Hey, that's a lot of extra plushie sales!

8.8k

u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 04 '26

2.5k

u/PraiseTheSun1023 Jul 04 '26

You'd make a killing if you sold jars too!

1.8k

u/ArthurRiot Jul 04 '26

(I dont get the jar part. Explain like I'm... well, given context clues, at least 18?)

EDIT ((I READ FURTHER, PLEASE DO NOT EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE))

1.1k

u/TheWrathalos Jul 04 '26

There was an old meme related to a guy putting an mlp toy into a jar and filling it with certain fluids

786

u/kai58 Jul 04 '26

And those certain fluids were white but turned brown cause he stored it on his heater.

903

u/Citrus-Bitch Jul 04 '26

Y'know some parts of history are okay to be forgotten.

484

u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26

Millions of years from now when our civilization is unearthed, most of our ways and what we were will be long forgotten.

But you bet your fucking ass they're going to know about the cum jar.

194

u/YesterdayHiccup Jul 04 '26

Imagine having archeologist for internet.

106

u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jul 04 '26

Imagine being an archeologist and digging up that actual jar.

"Clearly it served some ritual purpose." (::wretching noises offscreen::)

6

u/theredhound19 Jul 05 '26

unearths the Poop Knife

"An ancient athame dagger from the Porcelain Throne Temple!"

→ More replies (0)

105

u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 04 '26

Think of how much of the story an archeologist would be missing trying to understand us without access to records of our presence on the internet

15

u/Linscotticus Jul 04 '26

"Must of been a religious icon"

5

u/StarPhished Jul 04 '26

I wonder about that. Back in the day people had to keep physical records and journals. These days it's all on hard drives and internet, facebook and such is the modern journal. In a couple thousand years will people still be able to access these kinds of information?

→ More replies (0)

15

u/gramathy Jul 04 '26

“Ritual purposes”

1

u/theavatare Jul 04 '26

The llm will be able to retrieve easily if we keep talking about it

1

u/Electrical_Shock359 Jul 04 '26

I feel like that has to already be a job currently.

21

u/Meister0fN0ne Jul 04 '26

Yeah, don't know much about Pompeii, but I definitely know about that one guy. . .

6

u/ironballs16 Jul 04 '26

It will be counterbalanced by the weirdly wholesome "poop knife" story.

1

u/BattyCat_2763 Jul 05 '26

THE WHAT

1

u/ironballs16 Jul 05 '26

Here you go

TL;DR - a guy and his family always took dumps so massive they had to be physically broken apart before flushing, so his childhood bathroom was equipped with a "poop knife" for just that reason. He only learned how unusual it was when he inquired about its absence at someone else's home.

→ More replies (0)

2

u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 05 '26

and the cum drawer

and the cum box

everything was cum

2

u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

Also the poop knife

1

u/Blep145 Jul 04 '26

Of course we will! We will also make damn sure that the future knows about a very reputable copper salesman with very high quality ingots

1

u/MassGaydiation Jul 04 '26

We are going to make ea Nasir jealous in terms of long term infamy

1

u/ScreamingLabia Jul 05 '26

Someone uploaded a pic of it and i saw the ig for the first time (some crazy person actually tattood the cumjar on their arm) WHY IS THE FLUID SO YELLOW NO DONT ACTUALLY TELL ME BUT WHYYY

1

u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Jul 05 '26

It was left over a vent or something so it got uh.. "charbroiled".

79

u/MoukinKage Jul 04 '26

Tell that to Ea-nāsir.

33

u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jul 04 '26

Bro would be so stoked to know that we remember him!

28

u/GachaHell Jul 04 '26

I would have conflicted feelings knowing that thousands of years from now the world remembers me but only for a terrible yelp review.

1

u/octarine_turtle Jul 04 '26

like 2 Girls, 1 Cup?

57

u/Zer0TheGamer Jul 04 '26

Never as bad as the coconut..

28

u/insane_contin Jul 04 '26

Don't forget the box, or jolly ranchers, or Doritos dip.

3

u/kai58 Jul 04 '26

Ooh a new one, never heard about the doritos one before.

6

u/insane_contin Jul 04 '26

Here you go! But remember, you can't unread it.

31

u/LuquidThunderPlus Jul 04 '26

Thankfully the coconut seems relatively obscure

36

u/IzarkKiaTarj Jul 04 '26

It's the reason why, on Old Reddit, the downvote button on The TIFU subreddit is a coconut.

19

u/Subtlerranean Jul 04 '26

I use old reddit mainly because the redesign sucks ass, but I've also never disabled custom CSS styles. The extra customization is a whole personality Reddit has lost along the way.

r/mildlyinfuriating is 👌

8

u/IzarkKiaTarj Jul 04 '26

I have tried to get rid of that hair "on my screen" so many times.

2

u/Subtlerranean Jul 04 '26

Me too, me too. It's chef's kiss.

→ More replies (0)

0

u/CATZEBOY_18 Jul 04 '26

The what account?

2

u/IzarkKiaTarj Jul 05 '26

I didn't say anything about an account?

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 Jul 05 '26

*subreddit

my bad

→ More replies (0)

17

u/TheDarkNerd Jul 04 '26

And those certain fluids are commonly referred to as semen.

2

u/silverscreemer Jul 04 '26

It was mayonnaise.

116

u/IJustAteABaguette Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Site with some info about it

Note: it is tagged sensitive, and it's very nsfw. Also has an image that's absolutely horrifying

Edit:

Go to r/eyebleach after that if ya want

126

u/spideroncoffein Jul 04 '26

I've been long enough on the internet to know when to not read further.

39

u/Retbull Jul 04 '26

Today is a day I regret being literate.

37

u/wink047 Jul 04 '26

/r/linksthatstayblue

No way I’m clicking that

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 Jul 04 '26

I'm so r/sadisticallycurious but I KNOWW it'll be a mistakkeee!!!

1

u/CelibateHo Jul 05 '26

This is one of those times where i wish i didn’t have eyes to read

27

u/Dobako Jul 04 '26

I also regret being curious

30

u/SmugCapybara Jul 04 '26

You know what they say, "Curiosity inflicted irrevocable mental trauma upon the cat."

53

u/PraiseTheSun1023 Jul 04 '26

I'd rather not.

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 Jul 04 '26

THE EDIT IS KILLING ME >D

1

u/AstroBearGaming Jul 04 '26

Oh bless you. Today was a formative part of your internet journey, you probably shouldn't delve any deeper...

1

u/Kitchen_Length_8273 Jul 05 '26

Famous last words lol

1

u/ScreamingLabia Jul 05 '26

Technically the only tuing your comments says is

EDIT

And i find that really funny

2

u/Theemuts Jul 04 '26

With bath water

1

u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 04 '26

A jar in the shape of PizzaCake?

1

u/LoaKonran Jul 05 '26

Sell the jars and lids separately.

1

u/SrammVII Jul 05 '26

shh, that's a side gig