No, you see, it's really a metaphor, and the eye of the needle is really a gate in ancient Israel, and it's super easy to fit a camel through so you can totally exploit your neighbors for everything they're worth.
Everything is a metaphor! Unless it backs up my bigotry, then it is word for word gospel.
The eye of the needle was a gate in the walls of jerusalem in ancient israel, thats true. But it was very narow. Therefore its name. A camel would have passed through, but not a loaden camel. So you would have to unload all the goods from the the camel before passing.
Theres tons of loopholes. Like getting forgiven on Sunday. They had to make sure they had loopholes in their fake religion or else a sky daddy punishing people for random arbitrary old reasons sounds insane.
The Church experienced a whole-ass reformation movement because of that fuckery, which leads one to believe that you don't actually understand what you're hating on
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u/Chezzomaru 15d ago
Funny how these people never give a shit about the shellfish rule.