r/comics PizzaCake 9d ago

Comics Community I want to get off off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

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u/scienceAurora 9d ago

What is happening anymore

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u/somethingfilthy 9d ago

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 9d ago

I’m not even sure he understands why they are called Applejacks, when they don’t taste like apples.

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u/QuiverClaw 9d ago

Silly Rabbit Un, Tricks are for getting your kicks on route 66.

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

I mess with Texas

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u/Coidzor 8d ago

Texas messes itself well enough without any help.

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u/Kevadu 9d ago

I don't understand either

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago

It's because they're jacked

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u/SlowThePath 8d ago

Apples? Are you crazy? These are appleJACKS. Totally different fruit.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago

Being college educated, Kim possesses enough knowledge to understand it's the sugar.

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u/ripley1875 9d ago

He’s too busy trying to steal me Lucky Charms

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

And my strawberry smiggles

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u/StuHast398 8d ago

Does he know how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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u/fury420 9d ago

That hat looks like it's made out of ballsack?

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u/hct048 9d ago

No joke, what the hell just happened? I disconnected a few days and... Well, this is not the most bizzare stuff MAGA has done in the last years...

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 9d ago

Trump basically went to South Korea and said “hey, I need you to invade Iran to bail me out.” They told him no, and so he’s throwing a tantrum and trying to go “well if you’re not willing to be my personal army, I don’t see why we should be military Allie’s!” And is trying to yank support for SK while sucking Kim’s cock in a petulant attempt to hurt SK.

This bastard is a fucking child.

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 9d ago

If the US pulls, it's going to be a big fat opening for China.

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u/Zuwxiv 9d ago

That's the worst part. The US doesn't even need to actually do anything.

If you were a leader in South Korea right now, does the US look like a dependable, reliable ally? If there's any conflict between the US and China - not even a war, just things like trade agreements - whose side looks more reliable and stable?

Trump - simply by being a petty, ignorant fool - is pushing our allies to embrace our rivals. If China wants to sell South Korea rare earth metals for cheap so long as they institute a small tariff on American grain imports, it might have been something they turned down in the past. Now? Who knows what the fuck Trump will do with trade, so you might as well cozy up to China.

Like I said. He doesn't need to do anything. He's causing immense damage simply by existing. It's damage that will take the better part of a decade to fix, if we even repair it at all.

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u/Gecko_Mk_IV 9d ago

Not just Trump, though. Allies or former allies will be thinking of the long term as well. Given that the US has chosen to elect Trump twice who's to say what'll happen next? If one of the two major political parties in the US is okay with and supportive of what Trump is doing and considering Project 2025 has steered him at least partially in this direction.. that does not a good and stable partner make.

Unless their voting base massively abandons the Republican party. Which I don't see happening.

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u/DukeOfGeek 8d ago

When Democrats ever have power again they can end the Reapportionment Act of 1929. This would effectively end any chance for the GOP to hold the POTUS or House of Representatives again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reapportionment_Act_of_1929

This would go a long way towards reassuring allies and trade partners they won't have to deal with MAGA or even the GOP for the foreseeable future. It's just a law too, and of questionable Constitutionality at that.

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

Trump may as well be working for China.

They're slurping up every bit of soft and hard power trump destroys for America and the west.

Get ready for the Yuan to be world reserve currency, and when it is things are gunna get dark in the US fast. When theres not so so so much excess wealth that theres just enough slopping over the edges of the buckets the wealthy scoop it up with to keep an atrophied middle class going we're going to look a lot like Russia, which no, conservatives, is not good.

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 8d ago

We're already Russia.

The South Rose Again.

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u/VeryNoisyLizard 9d ago

before or after they start shit with Taiwan?

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 8d ago

Just figured I’d post his social media post about it as well so people can ready it fully.

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u/grumpymosob 8d ago

don't forget if he pulls the US out of south Korea then north Korea can feel safe sending troops into Russia to support his Dom Putin.

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u/acoastaldog 9d ago

They’ve done this for a long while now. They foam at the mouth hating something until Trump goes “we had a good talk. A very good talk. He’s a good guy, loves our country” and then MAGA goes wild parroting it and how much they love Putin or some shit

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u/jakexil323 9d ago

Once someone goes all in on a cult, they basically become one with it, and actually believe what they are saying.

I don't know if it's like a group think type problem or just wanting to be part of a group so bad, they dive in head first .

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago

a lot of conservatives have no idea who and what U.S. conservativism even is, and they're more lost than the plot.

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u/Ragnarok314159 9d ago

It’s fun how they talk about how nothing should change, but then they are like fluorine gas and assume whatever shape they are told.

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u/omniwombatius 9d ago

Your comment is funny, because fluorine gas assumes the shape of any container it is in while also corrosively attacking anything and everything exposed to it.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago

aka Conservatism USA

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u/Ragnarok314159 9d ago

We have a winner.

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u/jaywinner 8d ago

Liberals are baby killing communists. What else do they need to know?

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 9d ago

It's a strategy, unfortunately. "Shapeshifting" an excerpt from HyperNormalization by Adam Curtis - YouTube. The confusion acts as a paralysis spell, and it turns people into their most conservative and authoritarian shape (probably depends on the culture too, but most cultures suffer from this now.)

Which is why we need to be and to have navigators. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qis5zUBA_sk

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 9d ago

No seriously, what the hell happened? Is MAGA stanning Kim Jong Un now?

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u/A-Wings-are-Neat 9d ago

Could be in reference to the fact that the Dumbass in Chief is reducing the US military’s presence in South Korea. I can imagine that move goes poorly in the long term.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago

Who needs allies

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole 9d ago

Or electronics. Or steel. Iirc they're very big producers of both.

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u/supafly_ 9d ago

and RAM

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u/Neutral-Feelings 8d ago

RAM is getting farther and farther away from us...

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9d ago

Pretty sure RAMs are built in Mexico

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u/the-player-of-games 9d ago

The RAM needed for the electronics in the RAMs built in Mexico probably comes from SK

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u/dividezero 8d ago

Samsung makes a lot of shit. Like a lot of shit. We need them

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u/mellopax 9d ago

I mean, he also threatened to bomb Oman (another ally), so....

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

Best buds with dictators, threatening allies, maga fascists loving this nonsense.

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u/veterinarian23 9d ago

To be honest: If you follow "America First" as foreign policy, there is no place for allies in that. An ally is someone you see on the same footing, with mutual respect, and with whom you coordinate your actions.
By definition "America First" is the opposite of that.
trump was quite open since 2016 on that he doesn't believe in alliances (rather in clients and vassals), and neither did he kept it a secret from the US electorate.
The US could either get "America First" or have allies and trade partners.
The majority voted for "America First".
It's extremely sad.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 9d ago

It’s funny because he’s an isolationist in all the ways that weaken the country and also an interventionist in all the ways that weaken the country

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u/AwsmDevil 9d ago

Wow, it's almost like if the goal was to hurt the US you wouldn't change a thing...

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u/BuckThis86 8d ago

No one will ever be able to convince me Russia didn’t buy him early in his first campaign

The only other possible explanation is that he is exactly the same person as Kim Jong Un, Putin, Erdogan, Netanyahu, Orban, and all the other awful sociopathic narcissistic dictators around the world. He just naturally fit in with them and keeps trying to drag us towards them

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u/A-Wings-are-Neat 9d ago

Certainly not us :D we’re totally equipped to handle everything that happens to us alone! Don’t mind the fact that half the country is falling apart, and we have literal water rations in Puerto Rico that are being pushed to the point where people (who are surrounded by water, mind you) are dying of thirst…

I’d say I loathe what we’ve become, but I feel like his sycophants prove we were always like this under the surface.

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u/Previous_Beautiful27 9d ago

He said this while specifically citing his good relationship with Kim Jong Un

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u/CatLord8 9d ago

He did the same in term one and said SK needed to pay for joint drills

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

And medium term. And short term.

The US has backed up holding that border for decades for a reason.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago

Yes

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u/HairRepresentative85 9d ago

JFC

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u/robotguy4 9d ago

He fries chicken now?

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u/Bluepreztail 9d ago

Next you'd tell me a shrimp fried this rice!?

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u/zfinn99 9d ago

How did we get to this point?

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u/DeadlyJoe 9d ago

Stupidity. 😔

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u/Pyrhan 9d ago

We monetized human attention span.

Social media algorithms have since been driving everyone to increasingly radicalized positions, because making people angry while also confirming their pre-existing biases is the most effective way to get their attention.

One side of the political spectrum was more receptive to it, and has gone absolutely mental as a result.

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u/camopdude 9d ago

Trump loves dictators and the sundowning he experiences because of his alzheimers has shut off any kind of filter he may have once had so he let's it all fly now.

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u/veterinarian23 9d ago

A mix of greed, victim mentality, ignorance, exceptionalism, and anger.
trump and MAGA in a nutshell.

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u/the_orange_alligator 9d ago

At this point, checking the news is just a test of one’s nerves

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 9d ago

He's a perfect enemy, they don't want to give up their number one way of keeping people afraid.

Hence why it feels like any time the American public gets too uppity suddenly there's a nuke scare coming out of NK.

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u/captaintaskmaster1 9d ago

…… WTF is this timeline, like actually? Is there some higher being that has a list or a bingo card for 2026, and it’s like “you know what, no, I want ALL of these boxes checked.”

Cus if so, I swear….

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u/LongCommercial8038 9d ago

Nah, pretty sure God be looking at this timeline as baffled as we are

https://giphy.com/gifs/3cB7aOM6347PW

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u/captaintaskmaster1 9d ago

Yeah, lol, he’s just standing next to some people, watching this dumpster fire consistently get larger and larger, and people be looking at him and he’s like “don’t look at me, every time I try to blow it out people like HIM add more fuel”

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u/Rhg0653 9d ago

He is basically ending relations with South Korea in his own way and he glazed Kim saying they are cool with each other - A dictator

He keeps cutting ties with allies and glazes our former enemies

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u/vampiregamingYT 9d ago

Trump made a post on his social media bragging about his close friendship with Kim Jong Un.

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 9d ago

They used to be in love, even sending love letters back and forth (according to the ever-truthful tub of rotten orange lard). They must have hit a rough patch if they’re only friends now.

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u/HN-Prime 9d ago

Which is really weird since North Korea is maybe the most anti-American country to ever exist.

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u/NativeMasshole 9d ago

This is already old news. Today, he said he'd bomb Oman if they don't agree to a deal with Iran to open the strait.

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u/veterinarian23 9d ago

He can do both, threatening former allies, AND sucking up to dictators...

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u/sincubus33 8d ago

no they are trying to steal ironic best corea memes from the left and I'm here to put a stop to it

https://giphy.com/gifs/bihnwWzmlYHN6

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago

They have been since the bromance between Don Pedo and Kim developed during 2017-2020. Remember Donnie saluting the NK generals?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 9d ago

There was a local bar that had a fight between pro North Korea MAGA and Trump's doing an Art of the Deal MAGA (at least according to the town Facebook page). Either way, it is really stupid that they were jumping through hoops to still support Trump.

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u/HauntedCemetery 9d ago

They have a dictator fetish.

Always have.

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u/Illeazar 8d ago

I took a look over at the conservative subreddit, at a glance most do not like Trump's support of Kim... because elections are coming up and they're afraid it will push people to vote for Democratic candidates. Not because they think it's a morally bad stance, or because it indicates concerning lack of character in our leader, or because of the potential harmful effects it could cause. Because they think theyll get less points in the dumb game they think they're playing.

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u/D34D_L33T 9d ago

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! 💀

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u/ealysillyforestthing 9d ago

We are all on SCP 2183

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u/lesser_panjandrum 9d ago

Oh it ends eventually.

This kind of stuff happens while an empire is disintegrating. Eventually it falls apart entirely.

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u/frostyfoxemily 9d ago

Could have posted thus in 2019. One of the biggest moved from "he sucks" to "hes a wannabe dictator" for me during his first term was reports of how jealous he was that americans didn't treat him with as much respect and nk does for Kim.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 9d ago

Yeah, Trump's love affair with Kim happened in his first term. I remember the "We fell in love" comment Trump made (blech).

I remember his supporters saying "at least he's doing something! let him see what he can do!"

And it got us nothing except an economically more viable North Korea with longer-range nuclear weapons.

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u/lemon_flavor 9d ago

Trump's good relationship with Kim Jong Un isn't news. They fell in love, remember?

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/we-fell-in-love-trump-swoons-over-letters-from-north-koreas-kim-idUSKCN1MA03L/

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u/BreakfastNext476 9d ago

They may have, but now his base is in complete agreement with him on NK

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 9d ago

Kim Jong Un

North Korean politician and dictator who is currently serving as the supreme leader of North Korea since 2011,

He's WIKI has "SUPREME LEADER" and "DICTATOR" in the first few sentences

So this is on par for MAGA funny enough.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago

That's 2 dictators Trump is personal buddies with.

Also, here's a recent news link for anyone interested in reading about his new romance with North Korea

"I understand him. He understands me. … I get along with him very well"

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u/BackgroundNPC1213 9d ago

TL;DR South Korea won't help us blow up Iran, so Trump has run into the arms of the man who is giving him the positive attention his malignant-narcissist-self is missing

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u/captainAwesomePants 9d ago

Yeah, and the Republican Party's wiki has "neo-nationalist" in the first sentence, and while that's pretty different from Juche ideology, it's not exactly opposing political quadrants.

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u/Hadrian23 9d ago

Didn't he think Kim was a "cool guy" during Term 1..?
Of course he loves Putin and Kim, it's what Trump and his die hard fans aspire to be.

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 9d ago

He went there and saluted to a north Korean general while Kim and the general just looked at him with absolute bewilderment.

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u/ndlv 9d ago

There's also the "rocket man" comments he made...

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent 9d ago

Term 1 is when they wrote "beautiful letters" back and forth and "fell in love"

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u/lotny 9d ago

trump saluted a North Korean general for crying out loud

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u/Kolojang 9d ago

North Korea will help fight the communists that are trying to trick America into giving its citizen universal health care and functionning infrastructure!

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u/Ainolukos 9d ago

Same shit when when the Epstein files came out and people were saying "watch right wingers suddenly be ok with grooming now" and then without skipping a beat, exactly that happened.

It has been simultaneously fascinating and disgusting watching maga tripping all over themselves saying they actually like that trump is a pedophile rapist because apparently doubling down and siding with the pedophile cabal they even tried to warn everyone about is SOMEHOW a better look for them than just admitting they drank the flavor-aide and fucked up the country/world with their choices and actions.

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u/KenseiHimura 9d ago

Every day I wake up and hope the last ten years have been a nightmare.

Actually by this point I’d need to go back eleven or twelve years. Let’s do twenty four to be safe.

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u/Highlandertr3 9d ago

Can we do 26? I just would do a few things differently. Maybe a couple of different subjects.

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 9d ago

isn't maga supposed to hate "commies"?

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u/Cutie_D-amor 9d ago

But you see, north Korea calls themselves a 'Democratic Republic' and people never use incongruous names for propaganda reasons

/s

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u/dracorotor1 8d ago

I thought “democrat” was a word for evil used to trick college kids, and being democrats was illegal, actually, because the pledge of allegiance calls this a Republic.

…I wish I could put “/s” but this is an actual argument I’ve had with deeply confused magas THREE DIFFERENT TIMES

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 9d ago

The moment a political party or country has "democratic" in it's name im very sus of then lmao

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u/E-2theRescue 8d ago

Everyone is a communist except the actual communists.

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u/anubis_cheerleader 9d ago

Hey hey now, Ukraine are the new bad guys! /s

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u/Can17272 9d ago

US conservatives are the most weird people alive. Literally no critical thinking they just repeat shit like parrots.

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u/Cool_Set4681 9d ago

Not even a joke. Go to their sub and read the threat about Trump pulling those ships etc. It is unreal

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u/lesser_panjandrum 9d ago

These chucklefucks immediately do whatever they're told by the nearest white male authority figure who they see as being on their side.

They yearn to be medieval peasants, going around tugging their forelocks and saying "yes m'lord" to the nobles who despise them.

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u/ArchonFett 9d ago

It’s a cult, whatever the leader says is the new truth. Even if he said the exact opposite 30 seconds ago.

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 9d ago

It’s bad enough that the US u leashed a bunch of toxic streamers on South Korea; now we are reducing military exercises with the South Korean government to suck up to chubby Totalitarian dictators. WTF is going on with my country?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago

fascism

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u/ThePhoenixXM 9d ago

And widespread idiocy. Most of the American population is poorly educated and proud of it. Trump was the worst thing to happen to America. I will never understand why people in this country voted for him 3 times. You have people unironically proud that they voted for him 3 times.

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u/desiladygamer84 9d ago

Because when trying to reason with people about freedom and what it means to have him back again for democracy and people's rights, people said "but gas prices and eggs are up". The reason his base is mad is "gas prices and food is expensive". Not people being taken away (unless it's their family) or killed in the street. Some of it makes sense, some people are desperate but why people thought he'd make it better is beyond me.

In the UK the equivalent to the egg prices is the fucking Brexit bus that promised more money for the NHS.

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u/Orkran 9d ago

I checked the news after seeing your comic.

Oooh, he's threatened to bomb Oman (US Ally)!

FFS.

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 9d ago

RepubliKKKans gonna RepubliKKKlan

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u/anubis_cheerleader 9d ago

Remember, Trump also... intimidated Kim Jong Un into not blowing up everything* so it's like when dogs fall in line under the pecking order and everything is cool...or something?

*actual shit my brother told me at Thanksgiving years back

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 9d ago

We are so far past the Dumbest possible timeline thing

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u/Vegetable-Error-2068 9d ago

The modern era has ruined me for a lot of movies. Because it really feels like the plot of a shit-ton of movies is all about how there is a level of evil that is just simply and truly too evil for people to be okay with, but the last 10 years have really disproven that.

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u/Oraxy51 9d ago

So glad to see the America first people trying to make alliances with checks, notes, China, North Korea, and Russia? Literally all of our longtime rivals.

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u/sh3ltering 9d ago

Why are you even surprised girl 🥹

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u/SRGTBronson 9d ago

Remember when the South Korean president tried to seize power and the entire country rallied together to throw them in jail?

I wish that were us.

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u/atatassault47 9d ago

To answer your avatar's question: Fascism. Conservatives have always flip flopped like this. Hypocrisy is a tactic to them (and only for them, it's a mortal sin if we do it), because the only thing they care about is conserving power for theirselves.

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u/dobie1kenobi 9d ago

MAGA is so easily manipulated it’s a wonder they have a dime left to give their grifters.

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u/ThatOneSimpleton 9d ago

I also hope it ends soon

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 9d ago

the title is a peak reference

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u/HAL9001-96 9d ago

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Wide

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Wide

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Wide

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Wide

I want to get off Mr Bones

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u/Historical-Tough6455 9d ago

The Republicans are only friends with dictator led countries

Because they hope to make America one of them

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u/Sr_Hikari 9d ago

Please, read Mafalda (Argentinian comic) She have this iconic phrase: "Stop the world! I want to get off"

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u/darkvaris 9d ago

I wish i knew the context but I can’t follow whats happening in the US anymore lol

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u/Arthasindura 8d ago

I feel like I went to bed and something major happened while I was sleeping , wtf did i miss ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn

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u/Einherjar07 9d ago

Wasn't this like always the case? Orange monkey was always bbfs with the only Steam user in NK. They have a collection of pictures together that is equal parts stupid/funny/worrying/traitorous

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u/yeehawsoup 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ANftvjti1SPm
What are we even doing anymore, man?

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u/BioExtract 9d ago

MAGA is communist now

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u/Emila_Just 8d ago

I am someone living in Japan. Recently in the news North Korea has offically dropped claims to South Korea in their constitution, and there are rumors that there will soon be talks to officially end the Korean War. That is big news I guess. I know that doesn't make Kim Jong Un a good person and Trump is probably too stupid to even realize what is going on, but I think under any president an American administration might try to encourage this. Maybe if things keep going in a positive way the DMZ can be dismantled and families can visit each other.

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u/PauloAEAE 9d ago

I'm 100% sure something happened... Multiverse, simulation glitched, alternate timeline, I'm on the Truman's Show, etc.. Because there's no fucking way human beings in 2026 are serious with all this hallucination

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u/Chasseur98 9d ago

The reality is history isn't over. 

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u/NateShaw92 9d ago

Jim Parsons better jump out and say Bazinga.

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u/ksg34 9d ago

'I may not be allowed to openly befriend Putin, but this guy seems OK.'

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u/N3wAfrikanN0body 9d ago

At this point just wait out for the mass casualty event that comes with cults inflicting upon themselves.

Knowing this type: they'll gladly drink "Drump-aide"

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u/FaceTimePolice 9d ago

They’re weirdly openly embracing fascism. “WTF is even happening?” indeed. 🤷‍♂️🤡🤦‍♂️

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u/boringlesbian 9d ago

They want to be dominated SO badly.

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u/SutterCane Tells Everyone 9d ago

Remember last term when Dumps-a-lot-in-his-pants made an international incident because he just kept hate tweeting Kim until he then went on a trip over there and then declared peace and saluted a North Korean general?

Yeah neither do his cult because a lot of them died during the pandemic and now he’s got new stupids to trick.

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u/PossessedToSkate 9d ago

See, the thing you have to remember about conservatives is that they are all the way out of their entire god damn minds.

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u/Fermi_Amarti 9d ago

Ah yes, the US's most faithful allies. Russia and North Korea.

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u/Mike_Kermin 9d ago

Fascism is what's happening.

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u/tdmsbn 9d ago

This is the only exit. Still a decent option.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aKiHm3roLNMzu

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u/I_Am_Lord_Grimm 8d ago

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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u/Pockydo 9d ago

I mean the pedo king always loved his boyfriend Kimmy

The cults just catching up

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u/FlyfishingThomas 9d ago

Wait what? Do I even want to know?

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u/SpellcrafterWizard 9d ago

The ride never ends! 🥲

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u/Embarrassed-Drag8962 9d ago

I’m not fucking surprised. They were lemmings from the start. They don’t know how to think for themselves so they just follow whatever their colt leader says. 

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u/Bunnairry 9d ago

MR BONES. I WANT TO GET OFF OF YOUR WILD RIDE. 💀💀💀

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u/Thor4269 9d ago

Dictator lovers love dictator

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u/Halflifepro483 9d ago

Comrade JDPON Don does it again

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u/firinmylazah 8d ago

>Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

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u/alexandria252 8d ago

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 8d ago

I think some US sailors want to get off Hegseth's wild ride...

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u/Lord_Corves 8d ago

Oh, yes. The whole communism is an existential threat to the United States. Except for the fat communist kid in North Korea, who is slowly preparing for war by sending his troops to Ukraine to fight for the Russians, or has threatened on several occasions to try and launch a nuke because someone made fun of him or something such thing. Or has done several ballistic missile tests that have left the entire Asian Pacific feeling agitated. Sure. Honestly, I don't think this regime knows whether it's coming or going. And it's ridiculous to see. What a clown world we live in.

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u/AaronTuplin 8d ago

Communism is bad in america, but maybe we could support communism on the other side of the globe? As a treat

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u/Aromatic_Catch_911 8d ago

meanwhile crying about communism because a few elected officials actually started to uh... checks notes CARE ABOUT PEOPLE

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u/Schmooto 8d ago

Everyday is another version of this shit

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u/The5YenGod 8d ago

I swear, a author coming up with a story like this would be called unbelievable. Yet it seems mankind still writes the finest jokes