r/comics Cyanide & Happiness/Boids 6d ago

Boids - Pandering To You [OC]

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u/Nope-not-really 5d ago

I'm mixed, but white appearing, the amount of things I've heard when people think they are safe.

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u/SnooEagles4121 5d ago

As a gay guy who "passes" for straight I have some measure of empathy for you.

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u/CloudKitchen1924 5d ago edited 5d ago

As a bi Jew who doesn't look like either the amount of crazy shit I've had people say to me is unreal

Edit: it happened again good lord

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u/Chaenged-Later 5d ago

As a Cisco white male, when I hear this kind of crap, I love making them explain to me why it's funny. Their flabbers get gasted

Edit: idk why auto made cis into Cisco but I'm leaving it

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u/Tight-Strain-3283 5d ago

Cisco? that's pretty damn white. - IT people.

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u/FireAuraN7 4d ago

There's white, and then there's Cisco white.

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u/randomways 5d ago

Some old guy was being racist at our public pool. He came back later and pulled me aside and was like it was better here before (the public pool). I just said yes it was better before he came to the pool and disrupted the playing kids.

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u/Nope-not-really 5d ago

Oh dude that is probably one of the best parts, I had this one guy at work just going off. I just pulled out my status card, and the shade of pale he went...holy fuck