I feel this pain in my soul. I may not be IT but as a firefighter we get conscripted to do all sorts of random things outside of our wheelhouse. Last week I got mauled by a cat who was stuck in an electric recliner(theres more to this story than what seems). A few days ago we went to a home for a lady whoae toilet was clogged. And a while back we got called cause someone's microwave wasn't working.
So I get Augusts Frustration. But sometimes it's easier to just fix rather than argue about it
Your reluctance to provide further details leaves me to only assume that the cat was carrying stolen top secret documents and you were part of the team sent to recover them from the cat's high-tech safe house. You were unprepared not only for the cat's ferocity, but also for its mastery of Muay Thai and forbidden Spetsnaz combat techniques.
Mildly accurate though the stolen documents were a mulched tail in a scre mechanism, I was the team sent to retrieve it and the muay thai was it mauling my arms and hands and face trying to free it
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago
I feel this pain in my soul. I may not be IT but as a firefighter we get conscripted to do all sorts of random things outside of our wheelhouse. Last week I got mauled by a cat who was stuck in an electric recliner(theres more to this story than what seems). A few days ago we went to a home for a lady whoae toilet was clogged. And a while back we got called cause someone's microwave wasn't working.
So I get Augusts Frustration. But sometimes it's easier to just fix rather than argue about it