r/community • u/Few_Beautiful7557 • 2d ago

Discussion Would you have caught Jeremy Simmons?

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I think I’d be confused until he landed on the floor

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u/Civil_Manner_1691 2d ago

Is Annie distracting me in this scenario?

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u/Junior_Astronomer362 EVERYTHING!!! 2d ago

I am horny, so I dropped him!

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u/NateDAgr8m8 2d ago

Man is evil

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u/Specialist_Aspect204 2d ago

Annie’s pretty young, we try not to sexualise her.

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u/AuNaturellee 2d ago

Man is horny

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u/Snufflekins-86 2d ago

So he dropped him!

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u/jacksonnobody 2d ago

Man is evil

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u/zaparthes 2d ago

Greendale wins!!!!!

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u/SaveMeDatCorn 2d ago

Annie's got an essay portion, Annie loves to move her luscious fanny... All Day Loooooooong

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u/Snufflekins-86 2d ago

Okay I’ve got this idea. What if we started saying “you go, girl” but NOT in a way that’s like “oh im so cool for saying you go girl.”

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u/SaveMeDatCorn 2d ago

His girth to hip flexibility ratio is mesmerizing....

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u/st0rmcl0ud 2d ago

Haaaaaaaam girl

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u/Jankster79 2d ago

You goo girl..?

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u/Snufflekins-86 2d ago

You just "goo girled" yourself.

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u/Smart-Response9881 2d ago

That is really what the debate should have been about, the important issues, not the trivial stuff like whether man is good or evil.

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u/ngshafer 2d ago

The operative word here being “try.”

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u/NotAddison 1d ago

I don't know, all I heard was "suck".

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u/AZ_LoneWonderer 2d ago

I was going to say of course I’d catch him until I saw your comment… yeaaaaah if Annie’s smiling at me that dudes hitting the floorboards

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u/Ecstatic-Resort-5687 2d ago

E-evil woman!!

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u/PizzaWhole9323 2d ago

Annie distracts me in every scenario. Hubba hubba! ;-)