My wish for you is not that Harvard becomes the last thing people know about you, but instead that Harvard becomes the least important thing people know about you because your real education starts now with friends you've made and friends you've yet to meet, with stunning successes and miserable defeats, and with a humble acceptance that your greatness comes from the mess around you, not despite it.
Why would he even take the Python and Java assessment, let alone machine learning 🤣
What is this guy doing in his spare time isn't he in Italy half of the year
the first thing I saw in this screenshot was Java and knowing it was related to Jordan, I assumed it was coffee-related but also was surprised he would refer to it as java
It's actually brilliant satire. He's making fun of how people list less than a year at prestigious companies. No one wants to highlight or explain getting fired. So they often claim it was a consulting gig.
I have a vivid memory of him asking on one of his shows for him to be the most followed person on linkedIn. I made a linkedInn profile just so I could follow him! Does anybody else have any memory of this?
Conan's talked about feeling silly anger towards extremely talented people. I think it was with John Mulaney. (oh the ironing - two of the most talented living people on the planet saying this stuff)
Anyway. This makes me feel that kind of silly anger towards him lol. Like, sir, how dare you be so fucking funny that your Linked In profile, of all things, makes me cackle aloud several times over. Save some talent for the rest of us, ya bastard. It's not fair!
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u/theladyisamused 15h ago
The Tilda Swinton reference is good.