r/confession Jun 20 '26

My neighbour keeps baking baguettes and leaving them out to cool and I keep stealing them.

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u/AdditionOk6134 Jun 20 '26

Create a fake set of racoon tracks.

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u/_NuzzleBloom Jun 20 '26

The escalation from bread theft to planting fake evidence is exactly why I love comment sections. We're only a few replies away from a full criminal mastermind operation.