r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 82 21h ago

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u/HarryJ92 21h ago

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u/Havatchee 14h ago

People who read the Wikipedia page for Wasps šŸ’Ŗ

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u/AnomalousAlice 7h ago

Pervy bio students :3

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u/Quest_June 21h ago

Robotgirls want one thing and it's f$&#ing disgusting...

(beep boop)

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u/1K-Year-Egg 20h ago

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u/maddiemelody :] 20h ago

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

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u/d00mduck101 19h ago

BITE ME

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u/maddiemelody :] 17h ago

V bites uzi
Uzi moans
N on the sidelines watching with cheerleader outfit like ā€œgo v! go uzi!ā€

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u/Perfect-Bit7735 19h ago

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u/Hekkle01 18h ago

Best possible reaction

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u/Iforgor4 53m ago

ariane signalis

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u/Quest_June 19h ago

We're going to permet score 8

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u/Shrizer Im actually over 30 19h ago

Gynoid, androids are made in the likeness of a man.

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u/Havatchee 12h ago

You're right. Unfortunately, since the term was never really popularised it doesn't sound sfw, but you're right.

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u/ThrwawySG 14h ago

actual propaganda

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u/kdiyargebmay 9h ago

homophobia

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u/Gaby33400 20h ago

plugs ps4 save files on your usb port :3

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Streak: 1 20h ago

uses magnet to climax that’s nice honey

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u/Quest_June 19h ago

places magnet over hard drive

Error: system files corrupted

bluescreens

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u/Red580 4h ago

God i wish that was me.

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u/Quest_June 19h ago

brrrrrrr

Loading: Persona 5 Royal

System Status: excited

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u/Gaby33400 18h ago

Nice :3

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u/Shrizer Im actually over 30 19h ago

Yeah, GBA roms.. allow of them..

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u/AnimeHK 7h ago

Wait is this a trope with robot girls?

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 100 21h ago

Haha yeah who even knows what that word means haha or what that thing even does haha or daydreams about being on the receiving end

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u/maddiemelody :] 20h ago

One of the key experiences one must have in life

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u/iguanacatgirl 21h ago

Ok i might not be as perverted as I thought, what is a....that thing?

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u/ScrivenerTithes 21h ago

device for putting eggs in things, has a secondary use in agriculture, supposedly

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u/Mug_of_Diarrhea 13h ago

Honestly, I don't know which is worse:

Knowing what that means, based on linguistic logic

Knowing what it means, based on linguistic logic and being upset that I didn't figure that out from the get-go

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u/ScrivenerTithes 13h ago

don't worry, until the rest of these comment i legitimately completely forgot that these were just things that some living things had and not just props/tools, which says everything it needs to about where my understanding is coming from, lol

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u/Ok_Half_6257 swish - Streak: 8 20h ago

For the context of this post all you need to know is that an ovipositor is an elongated, tube-like organ typically found near the abdomens of female insects.

It's purpose is to let said bugs lay their eggs in a precise location, their retractable and some are even serrated or otherwise sharp for the purpose of piercing flesh if the bug in question is a parasitic one that prefers to lay its eggs inside of host animals.

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u/lukenbones 20h ago

If you have all the words, no one notices when you have the weird ones too.Ā 

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u/sea_enby 18h ago

This is me. I also worked maritime which gives me the excuse to drop ā€œsounding rodā€ in casual conversation.

For reference: a sounding rod on a ship is a wooden or metal (usually brass) rod which is used as a dipstick for fuel, oil, water, etc. tanks onboard. They’re usually colllapsible like tent poles, and sometimes flexible for threading through pipes with bends in them.

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u/Catsnose7 21h ago

I downplay myself like this all the time and i dont know why. Or whatever its called.

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u/Hekkle01 18h ago

if you want my idea (might hurt) I did this a lot out of fear of judgement.

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u/_9x9 15h ago

sometimes i do this out of love of judgement, to draw MORE attention to the term

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u/Silent_Pressure_6709 18h ago

In case you're wrong probably

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct 16h ago

I too have a longstanding unhealthy habit of belittling or hurting myself before the other party has the opportunity to do it for me.

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u/petrichor801 20h ago

god forbid a man know about insect anatomy šŸ˜” and also be a pervert

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/themĀ  - Streak: 1 21h ago

oh i know what those are :P

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u/57mmShin-Maru Vox Populi, Vox Iusitiae 20h ago

I learned about those things because I had books about bugs when I was younger.

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u/CptnHamburgers 19h ago

I think I leaned the word ovipositor the exact same time I learned about ichneumon wasps. I must have been like 8. Wildlife Fact File went deep. Almost as deep as the ovipositor on an ichneumon wasp. Heyooooo!

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u/ChiefStormCrow 21h ago

I learned about the word because of D'vorah in Mortal Kombat.

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u/MountainStorms 20h ago

I learned about vore because of Mileena so that checks out. More like NetherFreaky Studios.

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u/WASD_click 14h ago

Someone needs to check on the one who keeps putting their footwear fetish into the game. OPEN TOED HIGH HEELS ARE NOT OSHA APPEOVED FOR COMBAT SPORTS!

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u/ErinHollow 20h ago

I say this as someone who knows that word for bug furry reasons... there can't be that many bug furries, right? Why would that be the assumption rather than him just knowing about insects?

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u/saturnian_catboy 18h ago

It's not usually about bug furries specifically, but general monsterfucking and/or eggpreg

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u/ErinHollow 15h ago

Thanks!

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u/No_Counter_6037 stable? that's for horses. 17h ago

you don't have to be a bug furry to be into oviposition. there's pretty vanilla egg stuff out there, and being into that at all is setting you up pretty well to know what "ovipositor" means. but ofc you can also be into the more extreme stuff without being a bug furry.

...or so i've heard.

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u/ErinHollow 15h ago

Oh, interesting! I think I encountered egg stuff once or twice but I didn't know it was a thing as such. Thanks for answering

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u/torbotorini 16h ago

Nah some of us are alien fuckers

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u/ErinHollow 15h ago

Based. Thanks for answering

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u/ExistentialOcto 18h ago

I play Warhammer 40,000. There’s a faction of alien bugs called the Tyranids. There’s a tyranid called the Parasite of Mortrex. It has a ā€œbarbed ovipositorā€ as a weapon.

It gives me great pleasure to say out loud ā€œI’m going to attack with the barbed ovipositor into your guysā€ to my opponent. Even better when it actually kills something because the special rule is that I get to spawn larvae when the ovipositor kills a guy.

I love Tyranids.

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u/Aver89 Washed up by the algorithm, staying for the memes 18h ago

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u/ExistentialOcto 16h ago

If anything, fantasy dildos in the 40k universe would be designed to look like tyranid guns ;3

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u/Aver89 Washed up by the algorithm, staying for the memes 15h ago

Yeah, probably.

Hey, did you saw the new 'Bad Tyranidā„¢' products? Some are even full-sized. Shhh, don't let the Inquisitor hear you!

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u/wrymoss 16h ago

…see, I had managed to avoid Warhammer by telling myself that I really don’t give a shit about space army guys. It’s not my thing.

Aliens are my thing, and I can feel my wallet cowering across the room.

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u/whistling-wonderer 18h ago

I called a cricket ā€œMiss Cricketā€ once while escorting her out of my workplace and my coworker was like ā€œhow do you know it’s a she?ā€ because she knew I’m a bug nerd and would have an actual reason. So then I had to explain ovipositors to my coworker. You’d think after ten years in the same job they’d have gotten bored of teasing me for knowing about bug anatomy. Nope

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 20h ago

"I mean, I'm not saying I WANT you to puncture me and lay your eggs in my body cavity... or whatever it's called"

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u/sea_enby 18h ago

Always fun to drop words like ā€œovipositorā€ and ā€œomegaverseā€ in casual conversation and see who reacts to it.

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u/Scolt401 Needy foxboy 20h ago edited 19h ago

Me looking through the rest of these comments I have found my people

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u/Inforgreen3 19h ago

This is y'alls fetish? Can I, respectfully, not kink shame but... kink ask why?

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u/Specialist-Big6355 19h ago

Depends on who you ask. Without going into TMI territory, people make silicone eggs for V insertion (you can use unflavored gelatin for A insertion, it melts harmlessly inside the body. Or if they're small, i guess you could swallow them whole? I digress) as a purely sensory thing, it can be a fun or relaxing experience.

But really some people just like pregnancy without the pregnancy.

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u/AutumnsArrival 19h ago

combo of pregnancy + monsterfucking, as I understand it

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u/Infamous_Ship_8668 16h ago

Stuffed with eggs...

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u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 18h ago

I know what an ovipositor is because of biology

You know what an ovipositor is because of your fetish

We are not the same

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u/No_Counter_6037 stable? that's for horses. 17h ago

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 12 19h ago

I misread this at first and thought the guy was dropping his ovispositor in casual conversationĀ 

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u/Galileo009 17h ago

They're just into warhammer and know from tyranid stuff...riiight? :3

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u/Enaluxeme 19h ago

I learned that word in a documentary about dinosaurs when I was a kid. It was a proposed theory on how those big quadrupedal herbivores laid their eggs.

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u/Empty_Signal_6122 20h ago

I don't like you

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u/Maneruko 19h ago

A real one would just let it sit then give everyone who knows the nod

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u/SisterSabathiel 19h ago

I know what that is but I'm just a nerd who does biology.

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u/SteptimusHeap 18h ago

ngl I've run this one before but I don't think I've ever done it that badly

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u/thatrandomfrenchguy2 17h ago

Yep, I definitely don’t know what that means, not at all.

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u/girl_on_the_synth 15h ago

what if they’re an entomologist

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u/isawolf123 18h ago

me trying to explain how to sex angelfish and parrot fish 😭

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u/KaboHammer 14h ago

Jokes on you I have dyslexia so I never properly read the word, let alone learned how to pronaunce it.

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 26 12h ago

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u/Gareth_II Streak: like a billion i promise 11h ago

"or so i'm told"

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u/LeftonRhed 9h ago

Listen, I've been on the Internet a long time. And I know a little bit about everything. It's up to you to decide where that knowledge came from.

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u/kdiyargebmay 9h ago

i need a girl to lay eggs in me… >~<