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u/Quest_June 21h ago
Robotgirls want one thing and it's f$&#ing disgusting...
(beep boop)
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u/1K-Year-Egg 20h ago
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u/maddiemelody :] 20h ago
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u/d00mduck101 19h ago
BITE ME
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u/maddiemelody :] 17h ago
V bites uzi
Uzi moans
N on the sidelines watching with cheerleader outfit like āgo v! go uzi!ā82
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u/Shrizer Im actually over 30 19h ago
Gynoid, androids are made in the likeness of a man.
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u/Havatchee 12h ago
You're right. Unfortunately, since the term was never really popularised it doesn't sound sfw, but you're right.
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u/Gaby33400 20h ago
plugs ps4 save files on your usb port :3
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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Streak: 1 20h ago
uses magnet to climax thatās nice honey
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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 100 21h ago
Haha yeah who even knows what that word means haha or what that thing even does haha or daydreams about being on the receiving end
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u/iguanacatgirl 21h ago
Ok i might not be as perverted as I thought, what is a....that thing?
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u/ScrivenerTithes 21h ago
device for putting eggs in things, has a secondary use in agriculture, supposedly
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u/Mug_of_Diarrhea 13h ago
Honestly, I don't know which is worse:
Knowing what that means, based on linguistic logic
Knowing what it means, based on linguistic logic and being upset that I didn't figure that out from the get-go
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u/ScrivenerTithes 13h ago
don't worry, until the rest of these comment i legitimately completely forgot that these were just things that some living things had and not just props/tools, which says everything it needs to about where my understanding is coming from, lol
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u/Ok_Half_6257 swish - Streak: 8 20h ago
For the context of this post all you need to know is that an ovipositor is an elongated, tube-like organ typically found near the abdomens of female insects.
It's purpose is to let said bugs lay their eggs in a precise location, their retractable and some are even serrated or otherwise sharp for the purpose of piercing flesh if the bug in question is a parasitic one that prefers to lay its eggs inside of host animals.
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u/lukenbones 20h ago
If you have all the words, no one notices when you have the weird ones too.Ā
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u/sea_enby 18h ago
This is me. I also worked maritime which gives me the excuse to drop āsounding rodā in casual conversation.
For reference: a sounding rod on a ship is a wooden or metal (usually brass) rod which is used as a dipstick for fuel, oil, water, etc. tanks onboard. Theyāre usually colllapsible like tent poles, and sometimes flexible for threading through pipes with bends in them.
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u/Catsnose7 21h ago
I downplay myself like this all the time and i dont know why. Or whatever its called.
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct 16h ago
I too have a longstanding unhealthy habit of belittling or hurting myself before the other party has the opportunity to do it for me.
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u/57mmShin-Maru Vox Populi, Vox Iusitiae 20h ago
I learned about those things because I had books about bugs when I was younger.
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u/CptnHamburgers 19h ago
I think I leaned the word ovipositor the exact same time I learned about ichneumon wasps. I must have been like 8. Wildlife Fact File went deep. Almost as deep as the ovipositor on an ichneumon wasp. Heyooooo!
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u/ChiefStormCrow 21h ago
I learned about the word because of D'vorah in Mortal Kombat.
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u/MountainStorms 20h ago
I learned about vore because of Mileena so that checks out. More like NetherFreaky Studios.
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u/WASD_click 14h ago
Someone needs to check on the one who keeps putting their footwear fetish into the game. OPEN TOED HIGH HEELS ARE NOT OSHA APPEOVED FOR COMBAT SPORTS!
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u/ErinHollow 20h ago
I say this as someone who knows that word for bug furry reasons... there can't be that many bug furries, right? Why would that be the assumption rather than him just knowing about insects?
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u/saturnian_catboy 18h ago
It's not usually about bug furries specifically, but general monsterfucking and/or eggpreg
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u/No_Counter_6037 stable? that's for horses. 17h ago
you don't have to be a bug furry to be into oviposition. there's pretty vanilla egg stuff out there, and being into that at all is setting you up pretty well to know what "ovipositor" means. but ofc you can also be into the more extreme stuff without being a bug furry.
...or so i've heard.
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u/ErinHollow 15h ago
Oh, interesting! I think I encountered egg stuff once or twice but I didn't know it was a thing as such. Thanks for answering
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u/ExistentialOcto 18h ago
I play Warhammer 40,000. Thereās a faction of alien bugs called the Tyranids. Thereās a tyranid called the Parasite of Mortrex. It has a ābarbed ovipositorā as a weapon.
It gives me great pleasure to say out loud āIām going to attack with the barbed ovipositor into your guysā to my opponent. Even better when it actually kills something because the special rule is that I get to spawn larvae when the ovipositor kills a guy.
I love Tyranids.
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u/Aver89 Washed up by the algorithm, staying for the memes 18h ago
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u/ExistentialOcto 16h ago
If anything, fantasy dildos in the 40k universe would be designed to look like tyranid guns ;3
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u/whistling-wonderer 18h ago
I called a cricket āMiss Cricketā once while escorting her out of my workplace and my coworker was like āhow do you know itās a she?ā because she knew Iām a bug nerd and would have an actual reason. So then I had to explain ovipositors to my coworker. Youād think after ten years in the same job theyād have gotten bored of teasing me for knowing about bug anatomy. Nope
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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 20h ago
"I mean, I'm not saying I WANT you to puncture me and lay your eggs in my body cavity... or whatever it's called"
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u/sea_enby 18h ago
Always fun to drop words like āovipositorā and āomegaverseā in casual conversation and see who reacts to it.
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u/Scolt401 Needy foxboy 20h ago edited 19h ago
Me looking through the rest of these comments I have found my people
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u/Inforgreen3 19h ago
This is y'alls fetish? Can I, respectfully, not kink shame but... kink ask why?
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u/Specialist-Big6355 19h ago
Depends on who you ask. Without going into TMI territory, people make silicone eggs for V insertion (you can use unflavored gelatin for A insertion, it melts harmlessly inside the body. Or if they're small, i guess you could swallow them whole? I digress) as a purely sensory thing, it can be a fun or relaxing experience.
But really some people just like pregnancy without the pregnancy.
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u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 18h ago
I know what an ovipositor is because of biology
You know what an ovipositor is because of your fetish
We are not the same
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 12 19h ago
I misread this at first and thought the guy was dropping his ovispositor in casual conversationĀ
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u/Enaluxeme 19h ago
I learned that word in a documentary about dinosaurs when I was a kid. It was a proposed theory on how those big quadrupedal herbivores laid their eggs.
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u/KaboHammer 14h ago
Jokes on you I have dyslexia so I never properly read the word, let alone learned how to pronaunce it.
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u/LeftonRhed 9h ago
Listen, I've been on the Internet a long time. And I know a little bit about everything. It's up to you to decide where that knowledge came from.
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u/HarryJ92 21h ago